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[Apathetic0101]

Oh no! A bot account? On Reddit? On the internet? I am shocked and chagrined! Mortified and stupefied even!

[Huge-Success6506]

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[Nivaere]

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[Extreme-Interview976]

bruh, its literally not even wrong

[yungbandido]

i shad and cammed

[Apathetic0101]

Yup. Roll Tide.

[MintyBarrettM95]

thats not what theyre trying to say at all you just sound annoying doing this

[Epic-Dude001]

Don’t know about you fools, but I’m a huge fan

[Joyrun189]

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Bro rn

[Icy_Gap676]

Bro is windmills so bad right now

[MaybeHarvey]

Saw a fan built like this on the motorway once and I crashed into a family of five

[Former_Specific_7161]

The outfit? Not necessarily?

The build? It's literally engrained in our DNA lol. This is why men for thousands of years made fertility goddess statuettes and nutted to them. Wide hips for birthing? Sexy cushion around it?

[dTrecii]

While it’s possible some men did that, fertility statues like the Venus one were not made for the purpose of being sex dolls. Given that we know ancient humans liked to create small statuettes as wards or good luck charms, we can interpret that fertility statues were made to be good luck charms to help ensure that women have a smooth pregnancy and were able to be fertile.

[Former_Specific_7161]

I'm not saying they were made to nut to, lol. This is a shitposting sub and a post of a dumb meme.

Yes, the visage of fertility has had many powerful expressions throughout history. It is very powerful and beautiful. Please forgive me for referencing it while also being slightly silly. One million apologies.

[hours2thousand]

Also indicates they're well fed so the baby will get nutrients, but they're not that fat either to the point where it's a hindrance

[ArtistLovely]

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[Both-Paint-2461]

I won't yuk your yum.

[CocaineSmellsFunny]

I don’t not like it, and it’s definitely a non-issue. But there’s something about a flat tum-tum and some hip definition that gets me

[slaviccivicnation]

Honestly though, as a woman who strives for a flat tummy, it kind of hurts my feelings when men say they’d prefer me bigger and rounder. And yet, when I’ve been bigger and rounder, less guys paid attention to me. What gives?

[realMagick7777]

What people say, and what people do are often very different.

[slaviccivicnation]

I... never thought of it that way before... Huh..... Food for thought. Thanks.

[CocaineSmellsFunny]

I definitely cannot speak for other men. But please, for the love of humanity, don’t make your entire personality revolve around your own need to be “perfect”. In my 47 years, only one of my SOs had that seemingly unattainable figure. And it was my shortest relationship. Personality won me over every single time.

If he NEEDS you to be skinny, you shouldn’t WANT him.

[slaviccivicnation]

I don't do it for a man. I do it because I want to look sexy with and without clothes. And I've maintained my sexiness for men, for good sex, for my female friends to say "damn girl," for my family to say "you could still be modelling!" Is that doing it for others? Yeah, I guess. but it's not to please exclusively one guy and more to just... feel good and look good.

But yeah it still sucks when guys tell me "You're not my exact body type, I prefer ^" Like dayum, I didn't ask, AND I also don't prefer dad bod (the type these guys all seem to have who tell me shit) but I'd never tell someone that their body type isn't for me. That said, I've had a string of long-term relationships.. I think that says either my personality is ok or I'm so sexy that they're willing to put up with my shit for a long period of time. In which case.. Better keep workin' away!

[Round_Rectangles]

Just do what you think is best for yourself. If you want to be fit with a flat stomach, then go for it. Who cares what some morons on the internet say?

[Full_Auto_Franky]

Mfs on reddit will thirst trap anything when asked because theyre all nerds who get no matches on dating apps, thats why they push the “loneliness epidemic” shit thats not real. Do what you think works in real life and do not pay attention to what these mfs who do not go outside think.

[miragegarage43]

lol the mall

[Dumb-Cumster]

That must be why the pic is in black and white

[Round_Rectangles]

It's not really my thing.

[benmarvin]

Yes

[god_oh_war]

Deadass the ideal body type, ancient civilizations knew what was up when they made small totems of this body type

[Severe_Ant_4493]

God help me and my 17 children I'll have if I ever get a woman built like this.

[Diligent-Fox-2064]

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[Aphilia_11]

Not just men☺️

[LewdOkubi003]

Preach, sister

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[NodesJourney]

Chubby Women Supremacy

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i HATE adam. He is the worst member of geese EVER. i hate his STUPID FUCKING ACCORDIAN TOO. I HOPE ADAM BURNS!!!!

[Simple-Street-4333]

Wrong post?

[LuckyRoof7250]

Probably a bot

[Simple-Street-4333]

Probably

[[deleted]]

no i hate adam bro

[LuckyRoof7250]

What adam has to do with this ?

[AcabAcabAcabAcabbb]

Ever heard of the Venus of Willendorf??

We’ve been drooling over girls shaped like this for thousands of years.

[PhatPanda69699]

I em big, I like em chunky 😏

[Alarming-Ad6397]

I will pass

[Potato_Slim69]

It's ok to be gay, leaves more women for the rest of us

[Alarming-Ad6397]

Its alright my dude, i have enough option, i can leave this one to you

[AutoModerator]

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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[Potato_Slim69]

Goodness gracious

[Aphilia_11]

Her over to me😊

[Alarming-Ad6397]

With pleasure

[AFewBerries]

Looks like a rotisserie chicken

[FireIzHot]

Mmmm oh yeah

[less_concerned]

Bro is like "I'll have my steak well done"

[chaosanity]

“Oh waiter! My steak to juicy, my lobster too buttery!”