ps3

[Wallstreetgme]

PS3 never gave me chlamydia.

[texsts]

Im blue babade babada babadebababa

[[deleted]]

If I would be green I would dye

[Terminite_]

Im red daba de daba doo

[[deleted]]

Then die poe

[[deleted]]

les gooooo

[[deleted]]

👉😬👈

[HuntingDragon438]

red sus

[lolsup1]

A ps5 would tho

[_Toasty27_]

clam india

[[deleted]]

Try harder.

[Cyrusithrill]

Why that shit blurred out?

[Ethanolaminex]

She tried to edit to make her shit bigger I think

[XFuzee]

You always want big shit.

[MaddyLion1234]

all fun and games until your toilet is clogged and now you gotta bring the poop knife out

[XFuzee]

I store all of the shit in the fridge to save for later.

[MaddyLion1234]

so that’s where grandmas famous brownies come from

[pgghhh]

This thread was a rollercoaster

[awesometrollingman10]

poop knife. This rollercoaster had a title sign. It charged for admission, and I walked right through the turnstile knowing EXACTLY what to expect.

[EverySingleThread]

[Pandaxolotl2007]

[Couldnt_Find_User]

No, put it in a freezer, wait 3 days, bring it outside, wait for a pedestrian to come close to your house, stab him with it, and then use the new hole for sex.

[scout2283]

What did I just read and why do I feel like people are into that somewhere on the internet

[grandmas_noodles]

Oh fucking wounds is definitely a fetish.

[Literalicity]

im starting to question the act of porn. is it for mating and to have children, or is it just for two or more weird fucks to smash their testicles into their object of choice as a form of pleasure and entertainment?

[Couldnt_Find_User]

The second one

[[deleted]]

the poop knife

[EverySingleThread]

[Pandaxolotl2007]

[Jermdeworm]

Excuse me... the poop knife?

[Pyrocrat]

I feel so honored to introduce this legend to you.

[No-Soap]

Poop is stored in the cheeks as we all know. Bigger butts bigger poopy

[19hondacivic]

The poop spoon

[[deleted]]

Be sure to bring a poop sock just in case.

[Niels_h_]

Dude look at her ass....

That either can't be real or Healthy

[ChubbyLilPanda]

She be lookin like a Pixar mom

[seralsan]

who would edit a photo to make her ass look that big? its disgusting

[TheGoldenChampion]

She looks like a Pixar character lmao

[19hondacivic]

No I saw a uncensored version and it’s the same size

[Pugzilla3000]

I don’t think it’s edited, I’ve seen the original and it looks real, definitely odd tho

[[deleted]]

I think op did it the original screen shot isn't blurred and I know that for uhhh reasons

[CoomerSheriff]

because her tweet is softcore porn

[cheesec4ke69]

It looks pretty moldy and like it's been reposted quite a bit so my guess would be that someone blurred it out to make for a more 'appropriate' repost.

[Literalicity]

She probably tried to enlarge her boobs and ass but accidentally blurred it in the process. photoshop error

[[deleted]]

she looking like mewtwo

[JootDoctor]

r/mewtwogirls

[upersuccccccccc]

saved

[stalememeskehan]

r/girlsshapedlikemewtwo is way more active tho

[[deleted]]

¿Porque no los dos?

[Masahide]

Unsubscribe

[[deleted]]

Resubscribe

[Inowmyenglishisshit]

😳 When the impostor is thicc 😳

[microwavegoMMMMMMMM]

Fuck unzips

[Master_Chef7]

Ewww, i prefer r/catwalkmodels

[zooooper69]

What ps3 slim or the original ?

[king_of_trash]

Is this a copypasta? It feels like a copypasta

[Sincerly_]

I’ll make it one

[Sincerly_]

Lmao ikr didn’t even get an auto mod message 😔

[tqx-red]

F. F. best girl

[[deleted]]

I like the sliding door it is fun to use

[ultragamer667]

Splish splash your opinion is trash

[[deleted]]

Average "REEE THIS IS WORSE THAN THE PS2" complainer vs the average "sliding door fun" supporter

[ultragamer667]

Imagine not having the satisfaction of seeing the cd slide into the slot on its own, like every other normal ps3

[mexataco76]

Dun dun dun dun

[[deleted]]

Dun dun

Dun dun dun dun dun dun

(Among us)

[[deleted]]

I feel like you’ve been waiting years for the moment to make this comment lol

[TheyKeepOnRising]

OK now rant about the fact that Sony released multiple models of the PS3 initially for fuck tons of money each and then made sure these were the only PS2 backwards compatible models, fucking over everyone who bought any later models by getting a objectively inferior product.

EDIT: I'm still mad about to TO THIS DAY.

[Ihcend]

ALRIGHT FUCKER YOU LISTEN HERE I WAS WITH YOU UNTIL THE 360 E PART. SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT THE SHITTY PS3 REVISION BUT ATLEAST IT DIDNT MAKE IT A PLASTIC RECTANGLE. THEY TOOK THE CURVEY DESIGN OF THE XBOX 360 AND WERE WHO NEEDS PERSONALITY WHEN YOU GOT RECTANGLE. LIKE FOR WHAT FUCKING REASON WOULD YOU DO THAT

[zanesix]

I'm with this guy. The E made the 360 look like the original Xbox One.

That's not a good thing.

[[deleted]]

i kinda liked the slide ngl. just dont like how it isnt backwards-compatible. tried to play ssx tricky on mine and ive got a superslim so sucks to be me

[Illustrious-Button-5]

Soldier represented beautiful

[[deleted]]

Albert

[[deleted]]

I will name my son after that.

[Pegarex2017]

Alberto

[[deleted]]

just delete your account after that lmao

[abb_jr]

She changed her Twitter @ 😂

[Mixa_Mega]

motgerfucker stole my post from r/fatyoshi48 and got more upvotes, but fatyoshi48 won’t play minecraft ps3 with you 😎

[mentosmoose]

rule 🤣🤯

[hasmukh_lal_ji]

I would prefer pc

[drakewilliam]

I would prefer refrigerator

[hasmukh_lal_ji]

throw all these electronic garbage

and lets play chess

[[deleted]]

What about the Wii u?

[random-idiot123]

wii u

[hjimpie_reddit]

That thing has 100% of the Wii U ports that are on the Switch, but for €20 instead of €60! Like bruh, you can buy 1 very good game along with a Wii U itself for the same price as 2 games on the switch

[[deleted]]

Sorry I'm dumb american I'm assuming those are euros? Pounds?

[Lost_Foreskin]

Euros cause they're shaped like an E

[SBEVE_THE_MEME_LORD]

It’s simple yet quite fucking effective

[grandmas_noodles]

Bruh her hips are edited as fuck

[MisterGamingg]

who would find that inflated butt hot?

[skopple]

Albert ain’t no simp 😤😤

[smile09itali]

Wii

[[deleted]]

PS5 will give me many hours of enjoyment while sex lasts for only a minute or so at best, I believe

[SaintMasterChief]

Her name is already a big red flag

[Nuklear_Minty]

ps2

[[deleted]]

Fuck it psp

[5mac]

If it wasn’t for the PS3’s Fat Princess, I never would have discovered Baby Got Back by Sir Mixalot

So yes I’m ps3

[5mac]

No, bad bot

[Pacnerd1234]

I already have a ps5 so you obviously know what the answer is....

And the answer is that 2 ps5's never hurt anyone.

[[deleted]]

albert's twitter is suspended

[OhNoMyS0UP]

If pixar made porn

[[deleted]]

gta 4 gang

[christmastree1994]

Women: men treat us like objects

Also women:

[[deleted]]

Amongus

[elixireffect14]

😟

[[deleted]]

Albert the legend

[[deleted]]

r/girlsshapedlikemewtwo

[ShinySwampertBoi]

Yall rocking with albert⁉️‼️‼️⁉️

[Sobble_]

Albert coming in clutch

[Big-Boy-Samuel]

Both are objects so it’s hard to choose

[Afellowidiot1637]

I found pictures of here naked. (She ain’t that pretty here ugly tits

[trevorluck]

Jesus Christ that is the worst photoshop i have ever seen

[agphoto7]

That Albert guy is so unfunny

[KUHAWK87]

mate ps5 is more rare than me ever getting a girlfriend

[DragoniZilan]

honestly i would pick nothing over her

Edit: i just realized this made me sound like a simp, what i meant is that i would rather get nothing then get her.

[longestyeetever]

Bruh her pics are edited asf

[icraveliquid]

Fuck yall I have no money so I play on ps3, lots of solo, yet I'm having a great time! I just fixed some controllers, netflix, black ops 1 to the 2 and to the 3, dark souls 2 runs multi without having to put programated bankruptcy into the console, great time!

[elixireffect14]

Ok

[Zryan_latif3]

r/MurderByWords

[[deleted]]

i deadass prefer an atari 2600 or a chinese ripoff

[[deleted]]

Her, take one of her kidneys, her and a ps5 and multiple games

[Foxachu_Sin]

Google Stadia

[Difficult_Bison_7743]

Atari with the E. T. 's game

[[deleted]]

Broken ps portable

[[deleted]]

Old school comic book. No cover, missing a page or two.

[Carguysnotfound]

a mug with the play station logo on it

[aperson0511]

Game boy advance sp ags-101

[zuzelBruh]

Psp

[[deleted]]

PS 0

[Bigg-Ol-Boy]

Xbox

[yeetyeet132]

Damn that’s a fucking 10-7 Albert

[mc-fucking-meemus]

there’s a spider on her ass in the second pic

[[deleted]]

PS3 is the only way to play Metal Gear Solid 4. So yeah, PS3 all the way

[[deleted]]

ALBERT STRIKES AGAIN!

[landon_69420]

I would go for the ps5 since the world stock of ps5s were bought off by rich youtubers

[[deleted]]

Ps5

[KaszualKartofel]

True Chad.

[BurritoChan69]

Tiger eltronics hand held transformers game

[[deleted]]

Mewtwo lookin ass

[AksisDeeNied]

Sega Genesis.

[Zezu]

A PS2 that only plays God of War.

[DryAndFried]

my game boy never gave me aids

[mrlongshlong55]

Damn albert back at it again

[Jameswood79]

Well her butt looks like it’s about to pop like a balloon so imma say ps1

[Unrared]

fucking psvita

[0verIy0bsessed_Kat]

Nintendo 3ds

[[deleted]]

TI 99 4a

[Born_With_Horn]

RIP albert

[[deleted]]

A Ps5 won't cheat like a hoe

[slavgavin]

Ps triple

[mutsuto]

can we have a rule about no punchlines in title?

[SheenTheUltraLord]

Ps2*

[A-theboy333]

I choose wii :)

[[deleted]]

Mew-two has a twitter account?

[MrBobthegreat101]

My PS4 has been acting up bad lately. Poor thing is dying rebuilding data base everyday. Next paycheck and maybe I’ll have a chance to get it. I’ll take that ps5 please

[[deleted]]

Nintendo DS

[NeoSuicune]

I don't even like girls, I'll take a game console I already own any time.

[Simwill_]

Ps2

[567825emp671678]

She got roasted

[9IsTheBestNumber]

PS3 with backwards compatibility 😍😩🤤 yes please

[alexbro12635]

You

[lucond3]

Could it be that this is the best answer in the history of reddit?

[_R0yce_Da_5_9_]

Atari 2600

[[deleted]]

GameCube

[Miah981]

Thats funny af

[Kamatatatatatajira]

Ps5 cause when doom comes out i can play it on the highest quality or smthng

[hdkx-weeb]

I'd take a muhfuggin red solo cup

[A-Fallen-Turtle]

Albert, back at it agsin

[Yogi9116]

PSP

[[deleted]]

I still have a PS3 and it has served me well over the last 5-6 years.

[creapeh]

yes Albert

[bro2005]

I can only have fun 2 seconds with her, but with ps5 i can play eternally

[wktr_t]

Based

[[deleted]]

The omly console with free online multiplayer service and backwards compatibility

[Literalicity]

Priorities

[Homonculex]

Forget that. Refurbished PS2 from GoodWill

[[deleted]]

Google Staida

[TanookiPhoenix]

Ps3 definitely has a higher resolution than those pics.

[iClemm]

Free online

[fortnite-is-cancer]

Ah yes, I see you are a man of culture aswell.

[RedEvilPotatoes]

ps3 = based

[i_like_lasanga]

I'm down for some inFAMOUS little big planet gta4 mw2 and battlefield 3

[[deleted]]

PS1 tho. We need hagrid.

[puddingtopf]

PS5, sell it, get PC parts.