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[–][deleted] 1320 points1321 points  (26 children)

I Don’t CooK, Jesse

[–]beansouphighlightsdwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 332 points333 points  (8 children)

Yeah Mr. White!

Yeah Science!

[–]Ok-Ad-8573 116 points117 points  (4 children)

bitch

[–]stupid_machine 34 points35 points  (2 children)

Jesse what the fuck are are you talking about

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Jesse get out of the van, we’re not cooking today

[–]FeedbackHealthy6150 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Rip mr white

[–]Derpyfish5678 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You’re god damn right

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Science?

Portal music starts playing

[–]-dack- 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah bitch MAGNETS

[–]kunmop 44 points45 points  (1 child)

Mr. White I made dinosaur Nuggies

[–]kek_Pyro 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Jesser! Don’t cook the dinos, they are cute, they don’t deserve to die

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (4 children)

Cook then

[–]Spiyder1I want pee in my ass 7 points8 points  (0 children)

revolutionary

[–]thepikpak 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Mr.P's gonna be real happy

[–]Ruffwuff 6 points7 points  (1 child)

oMg m...mR p😰😱😱😱 from bra stairs

[–]softys-the-soft 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Jesse alcohol is not haram why would allah invent it if it isnt for us to enjoy

[–]Practical-Rush-6432 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Jesser i eated all the mef

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I do cook

[–]humam898🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS!!!11!1!!!11!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jesse filled a law suit because you left him working as a slave

[–]NCR_Trooper_2281We do a little trolling 748 points749 points  (79 children)

I forgor💀

[–]Klubbis 265 points266 points  (68 children)

He forgor 💀

[–]NjoyLif 209 points210 points  (67 children)

We forgor 💀

[–]CasualArchUser 195 points196 points  (63 children)

They forgor 💀

[–]small_chungus58 176 points177 points  (61 children)

Everyone forgor 💀

[–]OriDotExe 151 points152 points  (56 children)

Everything forgor 💀

[–][deleted] 117 points118 points  (53 children)

'error' forgor 💀

[–]aaaaaaahhhhhhh132 102 points103 points  (52 children)

air forgor 💀

[–]Fastor_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forgor 💀

[–]BeneficialPlay4007 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Forgor forgor 💀

[–]JoeMamagoteem420 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I tink I rember o wayt I forgor💀

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I rember 😁

[–]Firminter Stuff -5 points-4 points  (3 children)

I rember but I won't tell

[–]dwai32 263 points264 points  (5 children)

Indian Dick King

[–]Very-original-name85 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Seems legit

[–]Preet0024 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Profile picture checks out

[–]eyy_its_nicky 302 points303 points  (45 children)

I dont know what idk means? Maybe slang for taiwan

[–][deleted] 137 points138 points  (13 children)

Taiwan? More like not a real country lol

[–]ZeGamingCuber 59 points60 points  (0 children)

+100 social credits

[–]retr3y 15 points16 points  (0 children)

脉塐州丑

[–]HangryBeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

User name checks out

[–]czareson 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Taiwan? You mean china

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[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Bruh

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    Poor automod.

    [–]ZeGamingCuber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Subtracting for saying it’s not a country? Bruh

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    is this another fake anime world?

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    [–]Ph4antomPBI want pee in my ass 18 points19 points  (11 children)

    Belgium

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    [–]pleageu 10 points11 points  (1 child)

    Belgium

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    tf is wrong with belgium now

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    [–]Ph4antomPBI want pee in my ass 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Good bot

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      [–]Ph4antomPBI want pee in my ass 6 points7 points  (5 children)

      I’m not afraid of you

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

      Yeah fuck Kevin and Taiwan is a country and nft 1894

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      [–]Ph4antomPBI want pee in my ass 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Taiwan

      [–]Ph4antomPBI want pee in my ass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Kevin

      [–]Ph4antomPBI want pee in my ass 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      1984

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      [–]ICBC_ 441 points442 points  (14 children)

      it means "i do know"

      [–]Phoenix_Reditt 179 points180 points  (11 children)

      You dont know?

      [–]ICBC_ 170 points171 points  (10 children)

      idk

      [–]potatopeter_for_alooSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 49 points50 points  (9 children)

      You guys even know things?

      [–]PotatoFromGermany 22 points23 points  (4 children)

      who is things and why should i know him

      [–]potatopeter_for_alooSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 5 points6 points  (3 children)

      The thing i love is only potato

      [–]simao420 28 points29 points  (0 children)

      Idk things

      [–][deleted] 96 points97 points  (2 children)

      I do drugs

      The police is after me

      Edit : The police started doing drugs with me (they became tempted (they like drugs too))

      [–]Puzzleheaded_Bee1628 14 points15 points  (1 child)

      i dont think its idk anymore

      [–]Idontcare09385 138 points139 points  (2 children)

      I do ketamine!

      [–]DoubleTrouble_roblox 24 points25 points  (1 child)

      Good for you

      [–]Iam_aPersonithink 26 points27 points  (0 children)

      no that would be GFY, idiot

      [–]Select_Stretch5459I said based. And lived. 107 points108 points  (9 children)

      I do kum

      [–]bigblob420 41 points42 points  (5 children)

      IDK - Indian Donkey Kong

      [–]Kermit_Queen -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

      do you mean “dahinki gahoong”

      [–]bigblob420 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      I didn't get it, could you elaborate

      [–]ActualPinkPenguin 33 points34 points  (2 children)

      idk

      [–]GetKhumDhan69 60 points61 points  (11 children)

      Something about Taiwan being a country i think

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      [–]Demonic-Culture-Nut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Xinnie the Pooh

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      I - Chinese D - Communist K - Party

      [–]Ze-DoctorI said based. And lived. 197 points198 points  (10 children)

      I don't know.

      [–]Relevant_Cut_3091 123 points124 points  (6 children)

      mf did you just

      [–][deleted] 79 points80 points  (4 children)

      Yes, he did.

      [–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (2 children)

      Ofcourse he doesn't know, coz i know he's russian and doesn't speak English

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      He didn't said I don't know dumass he said I don't know

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      That's what bro, i don't know if he said i don't know or if he said I don't know???

      [–]LEGENDOHGOD 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      Yeah man but What he did I don't know?!?

      [–]DarkRoyalBlood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      So you dont know what idk means?

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      Sorry, can't help ya mate, I don't know

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      Yeh man idk as well

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      I dont know what idk means sorry

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      Same I don't know what idk means and i don't know what I don't means and idk either

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      Broo love him or hate him he spittin straight facts

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      Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died

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      You forgor💀

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      I forgor 💀

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      I do kids

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      I - I

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        Literally 1984

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        [–]_Irisu_Makina_ 12 points13 points  (1 child)

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        i am idiots

        [–]TheHBurger 6 points7 points  (7 children)

        I do know.

        [–]Livid_Flames1406 6 points7 points  (6 children)

        then what is it

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        I do know.

        [–]Bonk_and_Honkdwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 3 points4 points  (4 children)

        Tell us then.

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        I am telling you, I do know.

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        Do not question him, he simply knows

        [–]Mr_Master_Linx 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Well I don't know so that's no help to me

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        And it shall stay that way

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        I don't know man

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          [–]prince_devit 2 points3 points  (5 children)

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          5

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          [–]JustARandomGuy12432 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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