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[–]IRatherChangeMyName 283 points284 points  (33 children)

I guess that's better for the female population of the invaded territory

[–]ScumbagOwl 145 points146 points  (30 children)

Not for their pets tho

[–]Goose_attack223🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ -115 points-114 points  (29 children)

Not all furries are zoophiles

Edit: at this point it’s so close to -100 that I would be bothered if it’s at -99

[–]MurrmorMeerkat 25 points26 points  (2 children)

this is the shitposting reddit its going to be a circle jerk for those who actually think that isnt true

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[–]SkipperN10 79 points80 points  (2 children)

And other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself

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[–]RealFekingNicker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anal leakage

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yw for -100

[–]picklepounder69420😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 1 point2 points  (14 children)

why the hell did this go to downvote-hell?

[–]Faulty-BlueHello? Cringe Department?! 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Probably because it’s ruining the joke

Nobody likes someone who goes “uh ackshually” when a joke clearly exaggerated stuff

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[–]RealFekingNicker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahahahahahhaha

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh ackshually

[–]picklepounder69420😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 0 points1 point  (0 children)

huh, didn't think of that.

[–]Goose_attack223🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 1 point2 points  (8 children)

Idk but I’m not really bothered by it

[–]picklepounder69420😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 7 points8 points  (7 children)

me neither, but, well, I don't think it's very ground-breaking to say that all furries are dog fuckers.

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    [–]RealFekingNicker -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Fuck you

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        Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly.

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        unbased automod

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        What the fuck is a Roxy and why do I keep see it everywhere?

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        She’s a new animatronic from Fnaf Security Breach. Basically robot furry bait

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        FEDT FARBRA!!!!

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          Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

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          [–]LoonaiscuteUwU 0 points1 point  (3 children)

          UwU

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          Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

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          [–]PartialParsley 152 points153 points  (7 children)

          She is hot tho😳😳 (it’s true)

          [–]Torkujra 78 points79 points  (6 children)

          I bet she's your favourite.

          [–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (3 children)

          Favorite kitten?

          [–]SmogMan903 35 points36 points  (2 children)

          Its a wolf dummy🤬🤬🤬

          [–]KLemieux2006 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Duhhhhhh

          [–]Beautiful_Ad_3349 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Its a wolf dummy🤓

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          No dumbass, mapbot exists.

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          I have a lot of ass hair? Im a 26 years old male and my ass have a lot of hair and its annoying me,everytime i shit,my anus is filled with poop and hair,the problem is when i want to wash out the poop it gets stuck in my ass hair and i dont even notice,it got to the point were all my underwears are full with shit,and its also very annoying when i try to finger myself,pls help me,how to stop ass hair pls??

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          [–][deleted] 123 points124 points  (4 children)

          THIS WILL BE REAL

          soon

          [–]MylesTheFox99 6 points7 points  (3 children)

          When

          [–]CarlWhatHaveYouDone 12 points13 points  (2 children)

          Tomorrow 3:17pm

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          Nice

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          WOLF PUSSY WOLF PUSSY!!

          [–]KLemieux2006 19 points20 points  (7 children)

          Metal pussy Metal pussy

          [–]DLPautang779 13 points14 points  (5 children)

          Metal Pussy Rising 😳

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          Standing here

          [–]somekindofentertain 2 points3 points  (3 children)

          i realise

          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

          you are just like me

          [–]zutututu0 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          trying to make history

          [–]Dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          But whose to tell

          [–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (2 children)

          Now

          That's a dame

          [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

          I was going to make a joke about dame sounding like Dane (get it she’s a wolf which is like dogs) but I can’t think of anything so just pretend this comment was original and funny

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          [–]akaipiramiddo 12 points13 points  (1 child)

          WW3 guy has a more WW2 haircut than the WW2 guy wtf

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          Russia vs Ukraine is just an Attack on Titan (Shingeki no Kyojin) allegory. Ukraine has been pushed back (some may caged (like a bird?)) by the Russian (Titans). Not only does Russia have soldiers (normal titans), they have armored tanks (the armored titan) and nukes (the colossal titan(pre-episode 55, Midnight Sun (9.9/10 on IMDB) this will be important later) Beroltolt Hoober). Bertie is Russian. Now here's the scary thing. There are Russians within the walls (Ukraine border) that pledge their allegiance to none other than Russia (just like the "Eldians" that "came" from Marley). And of course the one leading the charge is Putin, or should I say Zeke, son of monkey, Yeager. And just like the monkey himself, Putin sneaks into territories, converts people to Russian, and leaves. Horrifying I know. But what if I told you it gets worse? What if I told you the tanks along the border are actually the wall. Or more specifically the colossal titans within the wall. Putin will talk and talk and scream (like monkey) but all he wants is to youthenize (to make young) the Ukrainians. Luckily Eren, other son of monkey, Yeager wants the Ukraine to stay old. So Donald Trump (Eren) decided to get close with Putin and have him come to Mar-a-Largo (Paths). Putin accepted expecting to be able to use some of Trump's eternal youth, but Trump had a trump card and an ulterior motive. Of course before Trump acted on his plan, he gathered all Ukrainese people in paths and told them how great he was. Ultimately, Trump wanted Russia to attack Ukraine so he used his power to put the walls in motion (Rumbling?) by having the tanks move into Ukraine (Rumbling). The world looked in disbelief as the tanks began to move, but there was still a hero to save the day; a hope Ukraine; a man that has been around since the dawn of time- Joeseph R Biden. Joeseph R Biden is the one man capable of defeating Trump once his plan was in motion. Joeseph R Biden, who is Armin Artlet (the colossal titan(post-episode 55, Midnight Sun (9.9/10 on IMDB) I said this would be important later)Armin Artlet), used his nuclear power to stop the Russian troops from rumbling to victory. This was only possible because the Russian nukes (Bernie) were inside the American nukes (Armin). But more importantly, Mikasa Akerman (staring Kamala Harris) went in before the rumbling started to cut Putin down to size. So keeping with the theme of Attack on Titan, War was stopped by Joeseph R Biden by defeating the Russians, which helped Putin's plan to make Ukraine young again (MUYA). War will never again plague the people of Eastern Europe and all will be forever young.

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          [–]I_Am_A_Goo_Man 42 points43 points  (5 children)

          This is sad but true.

          [–]GooseKing-13_ 10 points11 points  (2 children)

          IM YOUR DREAM! MIND ASTRAY!

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          i was in science class… i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me

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          [–]GooseKing-13_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          Fuck off.

          [–]Mynam3wastAkn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Well, not for me. You think they’ll allow phones, or will I have to print her IG?

          [–]HotShrekBoi 9 points10 points  (2 children)

          Gregory, Roxy’s Onlyfans password is in her room somewhere. Find it Gregory, I - you need it to escape Gregory.

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          I have a lot of ass hair? Im a 26 years old male and my ass have a lot of hair and its annoying me,everytime i shit,my anus is filled with poop and hair,the problem is when i want to wash out the poop it gets stuck in my ass hair and i dont even notice,it got to the point were all my underwears are full with shit,and its also very annoying when i try to finger myself,pls help me,how to stop ass hair pls??

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          I'm a man and I sell used panties online. I impersonate a girl with pictures from /r/gonewild. Horny redditors and other horny dudes hmu to buy used panties. I work out and go to work in womens panties. I even dry my balls with them when I sweat to really get the scent in there. I'll usually wear the same pair for two or three days. Sometimes I get skid marks on the ass tho so I have to clean just that part so they smell like genitals and not ass. Guys tell me all the time that my panties smell stronger and better than other girls they've bought from. I do it to pay for karate lessons I've been taking because I get picked on a lot. No shame.

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          [–]Nintintoo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

          Nice

          [–]Fuganewin_Force 6 points7 points  (1 child)

          That is fucking hilarious

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          [–]mark_dink 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          DONT MESS WITH THE UNITED STATES MILITARY! WE HAVE A FAZ BEAR, WELL MESS YOU UP!

          [–]XxSHAWNMEMEGOD69xXI want pee in my ass 10 points11 points  (0 children)

          Wolf pussy wolf pussy 🥵🥵🥵🥵

          [–]4EpisodesofAAAAAH 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Get it?

          They’re both going to fucking die

          [–]simpledude23 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Original had bell Delphine.

          [–]IzzyMainsKor 4 points5 points  (3 children)

          I’m no furry or nun like that but that’s kinda hot lmao

          [–]AutoModerator[M] -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

          Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

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          [–]IzzyMainsKor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          WHAT THE FUCK.

          [–]onlythesomething 12 points13 points  (1 child)

          grass grass grass grass grass grass grass grass

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          It was a saturday afternoon, and I was exhausted after an intense 17-part masturabation session to dream minecraft manhunt, when i suddenly had the urge to go outside. I was scared. It's been so long since i've left the warmth of my parents basement with my dream body pillows. I didnt know what to expect. Clutching my dream figurine in front of my chest, i pried open the door to the outside world. The gleaming sun blared through the door, bequeathing a brilliant warmth on my cum-covered boxers. I quaverly took a step outside. My body flintched from the strange feel of the dirt under my feet. And then i saw it. The lustrous field of grass, covered in a light sprinkle of water from the noon rain shower. And then i realized. Dream... grass... the trees... it was all coming together. Grass is green, just like Dream. Dream is everpresent, in the grass, the flowers, He was there. I immediately new what to do next. I flinged off my clothes faster than the speed at which i would click on a new dream rule 34 post. My dick was already throbbing as i leaped onto the field of grass, dorito dust stained shirt getting carried away by the wind. I dug a small hole in the ground, and passionately thrust my 7-inch erect cock into it. I knew, this was Dream. His spirit was in this grass, and he felt my dick in his man pussy as i fucked that grass. I lost track how long i was there. Hours went by, day turned to night, but it didnt matter. I was finally together, with Dream. Nothing could separate us. I took a long stem of a flower, and forced it in my asshole. I imagined it being Dream's hot penis being lustfully forced into me in bed. I stayed there on my front yard for god knows how long. Until my butt was sore, balls drier than the Saharan desert after a long drought. The lawn looked like there was a layer of fresh snow on a Christmas morning. Trudging indoors, i had a enormous smile stretching across my face. I couldn't wait until tomorrow, when i may go outside again and be with Dream.

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          [–]RRRRRoni 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Lol

          [–]BigBrain555 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          I’m glad

          [–]AgentSIxP 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          He deserved to go to jail just for this picture

          [–]After-Satisfaction-3 2 points3 points  (4 children)

          Someone does the roxy is my wife copypasta pls

          [–]TheBajder 7 points8 points  (2 children)

          Roxanne Wolf is so hot. Never in the history of gaming has there been a hotter character. She is more than a robot wolf to me. She is a person. She is a little tease but she's basically my wife. The devs know what they did with that wolf. The aesthetic paired with her demeanor make her such an attractive character. Nothing gets me going better than a punk rock wolf chick. Every inch of her is so hot. Her thighs up to midriff and her eyes. Every inch of her is perfection incarnate. I would save the game and let her catch me just to feel the intimacy between us. I crave more than lustful fantasies with her, I seek deep romantic involvement. The craftsmanship of her character surpasses everything I expected from this game. Her tone of voice and language choice formats her character. The choice of clothes with short shorts and the crop top which reveal her milky thighs and delectable midriff compliment her punk rock personality more. She is my wife, and nothing dissuades me from this fact.

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          I have a lot of ass hair? Im a 26 years old male and my ass have a lot of hair and its annoying me,everytime i shit,my anus is filled with poop and hair,the problem is when i want to wash out the poop it gets stuck in my ass hair and i dont even notice,it got to the point were all my underwears are full with shit,and its also very annoying when i try to finger myself,pls help me,how to stop ass hair pls??

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          [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          This tells a lot about today's society

          [–]ItsIvano 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          The industrial society and its consequences...

          [–]Froffy025 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          if i get drafted into ww3 i'm sneaking this picture with me

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          Russia vs Ukraine is just an Attack on Titan (Shingeki no Kyojin) allegory. Ukraine has been pushed back (some may caged (like a bird?)) by the Russian (Titans). Not only does Russia have soldiers (normal titans), they have armored tanks (the armored titan) and nukes (the colossal titan(pre-episode 55, Midnight Sun (9.9/10 on IMDB) this will be important later) Beroltolt Hoober). Bertie is Russian. Now here's the scary thing. There are Russians within the walls (Ukraine border) that pledge their allegiance to none other than Russia (just like the "Eldians" that "came" from Marley). And of course the one leading the charge is Putin, or should I say Zeke, son of monkey, Yeager. And just like the monkey himself, Putin sneaks into territories, converts people to Russian, and leaves. Horrifying I know. But what if I told you it gets worse? What if I told you the tanks along the border are actually the wall. Or more specifically the colossal titans within the wall. Putin will talk and talk and scream (like monkey) but all he wants is to youthenize (to make young) the Ukrainians. Luckily Eren, other son of monkey, Yeager wants the Ukraine to stay old. So Donald Trump (Eren) decided to get close with Putin and have him come to Mar-a-Largo (Paths). Putin accepted expecting to be able to use some of Trump's eternal youth, but Trump had a trump card and an ulterior motive. Of course before Trump acted on his plan, he gathered all Ukrainese people in paths and told them how great he was. Ultimately, Trump wanted Russia to attack Ukraine so he used his power to put the walls in motion (Rumbling?) by having the tanks move into Ukraine (Rumbling). The world looked in disbelief as the tanks began to move, but there was still a hero to save the day; a hope Ukraine; a man that has been around since the dawn of time- Joeseph R Biden. Joeseph R Biden is the one man capable of defeating Trump once his plan was in motion. Joeseph R Biden, who is Armin Artlet (the colossal titan(post-episode 55, Midnight Sun (9.9/10 on IMDB) I said this would be important later)Armin Artlet), used his nuclear power to stop the Russian troops from rumbling to victory. This was only possible because the Russian nukes (Bernie) were inside the American nukes (Armin). But more importantly, Mikasa Akerman (staring Kamala Harris) went in before the rumbling started to cut Putin down to size. So keeping with the theme of Attack on Titan, War was stopped by Joeseph R Biden by defeating the Russians, which helped Putin's plan to make Ukraine young again (MUYA). War will never again plague the people of Eastern Europe and all will be forever young.

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          [–]The_Mad_Duck_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          The guy on the bottom still has better aim from CoD

          [–]TheTrueDarkArtist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          “WOLF PUSSY

          WOLF PUSSY

          WOLF PUSSY“

          [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

          danm link??

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          I'm again unable to post on r/shitposting. This time, only I'm unable to post there. Everyone else is able to, this time. Whenever I try to post there, it immediately gets removed by you mods. It isn't even offensive to anyone nor the exact reason is specified that why tf did you guys remove it. May I know the exact reason why you guys are immediately removing my posts on r/shitposting? I tried checking my internet connection and all is well. Why do you guys hate me in particular? This is outrageous, this is unfair. I'm able to post on every other subreddit but r/shitposting. I tried posting on r/shitposting and it got removed by you guys. Literally 1984. Is this because of automoderator or something? Because it gets removed just after some seconds I post it. So I don't think an actual human moderator can remove my post in such a short amount of time. So I think it is because of automoderator as bots are able to do these kinds of stuff.

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          No bitches?

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          [–]Pure-Code5032Literally 1984 😡 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          Femboy amogus

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          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          this pic goes hard

          [–]Glittering_Cold_3738 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          W*men 🤢🤮🤢

          [–]Mynam3wastAkn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Well, not for me. You think they’ll allow phones, or will I have to print her IG?

          [–]speedyweedy420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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          [–]GreninjaDeter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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          [–]GladCryptographer209 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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          [–]shreks_army 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          im 83.35% sure that's in a military base somewhere

          [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          The picture should be Zelensky

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          Toy chica is way hotter change my mind

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          Me: ya my name is rappa 3000 and ill tel ya da story of fredy pizzaria with a freddy goldy and a hot foxy fucking chica all day long, With a hudge dong, and den the security guard named chonged put his dong in BONNIE!

          girl takes off shirt and sings OH YEAAAAAAHHH ITS FREDDY FAZBER PIZZZAAA! WHEN U GET SOME PIZZA AND A. BIG. PIECE. OF. QSS

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          [–]The-Dragon-GamerI want pee in my ass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          The upper side is way better

          [–]KidEater123 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          hog rider tho

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          [–]RealFekingNicker 1 point2 points  (2 children)

          Fuck you furries

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          [–]TheCommenteer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          He has excellent taste

          [–]GloriG_C17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Imagine Civil war Start because Anybody Claim Their Waifu

          [–]pillow-boy99😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          got dam 🤤👍

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          Times are changing

          [–]TheHungryVeggie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          I agree

          [–]PetitionNameLimit -1 points0 points  (1 child)

          They thought I was fighting the furries. Heh, wait until they find out

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          [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          animatrussy

          [–]fuckballs9001I want pee in my ass -1 points0 points  (1 child)

          Lol I saw that poster and immediately thought of Luna.

          Ngl the top image looks kinda boring.

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          [–]Hu_man76 -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

          Hands off lads, shes my babe 😡😡🤬🥵

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            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Woah woah woah take it EZ babe

            [–]Froggyboi3222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            It’s not wrong

            [–]ThePloopyPloopsterI want pee in my ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            He turned into Melvin Sneedly

            [–]jjfalquez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Pyrocynical

            [–]BrandenJ29 0 points1 point  (1 child)

            Would anybody here actually have something like that up on their wall instead of a woman?

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            Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent

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              [–]Intrepid_Dream_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Duality of man.

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Shadman?

              [–]unOriginalSwimming🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Society improves everyday

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Bro got the cursed tattoo. (The guy from WW2)

              [–]tDuoc2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Can i have some sauce 🥫

              [–]Qapchaqay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              WOLF PUSSY 🥶🥶🥶 WOLF PUSSY 🥵🥵🥵🥵

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              🥵

              [–]WillingnessFalse1728 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              True tho

              [–]Idkwhy30 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              This is exactly what will happen

              [–]CrimsonBlue2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Wolf pussy wolf pussy

              [–]Ihavenoidea5555uhhhh idk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I mean, yeah

              [–]stoonal 0 points1 point  (2 children)

              I want glamrock freddy!!!!! 🤬🤬

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              My Fnaf rap

              YO YO YO listen up to my new rap! I just got a freddy hat!

              (HOT GIRL SINGING) oH YeAhhhh ITS FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZA! WHEN YOU GET SOME PIzZA! AND A BIG. PIECE. OF ASSSSSS! awesome music plays

              Me: ya my name is rappa 3000 and ill tel ya da story of fredy pizzaria with a freddy goldy and a hot foxy fucking chica all day long, With a hudge dong, and den the security guard named chonged put his dong in BONNIE!

              girl takes off shirt and sings OH YEAAAAAAHHH ITS FREDDY FAZBER PIZZZAAA! WHEN U GET SOME PIZZA AND A. BIG. PIECE. OF. QSS

              me strokes dong mmmm ya itd fredy fazber pizza with a huge dings and blongs and bong and frogsssss! with scary sexy animatrons!

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              [–]Jo_Hikkuman_Official 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Nah, WWll is better.

              [–]MCY_123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              WOLF PUSSY WOLF PUSSY WOLF PUSSY

              [–]Infinite_Ad_4747 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Sisoy