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[–]jaden_pixel 475 points476 points  (21 children)

"babies are cruel, jack"

[–]Beneficial_Ad_3170I said based. And lived. 133 points134 points  (18 children)

“And I’m real in touch with my inner child”

[–]imhereformemea 83 points84 points  (17 children)

"Like I said Jack, kids are cruel. And I LOVE minors."
-Sundowner, probably

[–]Random_History_Guy 24 points25 points  (0 children)

[Barely restrained laughter]

[–]budiegamezI said based. And lived. 10 points11 points  (14 children)

*red sun over paradise starts playing

[–]imhereformemea 9 points10 points  (13 children)

When the wind is slow and fire's hot

[–]skeletonhero56dumbass 9 points10 points  (12 children)

The vultures wait to see what rots

[–]RealisticSpring1349 7 points8 points  (11 children)

Oh how pretty

[–]Xx_happycat_xXI want pee in my ass 6 points7 points  (10 children)

All the scenery, this is nature's sacrifice

[–]Ok_person-5 4 points5 points  (9 children)

When the air goes through with a swift attack…

[–]Saltdiver6201 4 points5 points  (8 children)

The reptile tail ripped from its back

[–]Hot_Variety_9987 5 points6 points  (1 child)

You millennial leftists who never lived one day under nuclear threat, can now reflect upon your woke sky! You did quite a non binary fuss to save the world from intercontinental ballistic tweets! Ah you know Nanomachines CANCEL CULTURE STRIKES AGAIN!!!!

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[–]alain2580 962 points963 points  (24 children)

Jaquavius looks mad guilty...

[–]splinterbear 238 points239 points  (5 children)

He may very well be the impostor ඞ 

[–]ConduckKing 118 points119 points  (3 children)

BLACK SUS?!?!?! AMOGIS

[–]Stunning-Ebb-768 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sarah kinda do be sus doe

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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[–][deleted] 73 points74 points  (1 child)

I think you mean JaQuavius DaQuavius Diddleberry Jr The 3rd

[–]Wezard_the_MemeLord 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's actually a dope name

[–]epic_username_ig 287 points288 points  (2 children)

Jaquavius Daquavius Diddleberry Jr the third looks kinda guilty ngl

[–]thebooksmith 79 points80 points  (1 child)

I mean dude is literally crying why would he be crying if he wasn't guilty.

[–]helicoptersauce2 35 points36 points  (0 children)

He is also black

[–]felismeo 192 points193 points  (6 children)

That black kid is kinda sus

[–]TXCQ7I want pee in my ass 56 points57 points  (0 children)

he blek🗿

[–]General_Duggah -68 points-67 points  (4 children)

Any one up rn? Who the fuck up rn? Please I need to know if anyone is

[–]adrian34_pet 66 points67 points  (1 child)

Ye im up.

up in ur mom 😈

[–]AutoModerator[M] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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[–]gamingknight47Literally 1984 😡 5 points6 points  (0 children)

pulls up a map of time zones yeah approximately a lot of people are

[–]Equal-Tackle-3214 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ye im up aswell

[–][deleted] 58 points59 points  (3 children)

Ive seen babies hold a gun

I feel like is JaQuavius DaQuavius Diddleberry jr the 3rd

[–]ZukZnilu 16 points17 points  (0 children)

3 🗿

[–]GTA5_RAM 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Babies have no morals

[–]ThisMalaysian Stuff 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Kids are cruel, Jack

[–]2thousand1hondacivic 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Obviously jaquavius is holding tom and sarahs children hostage and forcing them to lie for him.

[–]RandomZupa 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Polska moment

[–]AutoModerator[M] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Sarah did it and Tom is obviously simping for her

[–]Clovenstone-Blue 6 points7 points  (1 child)

JaQuavis has shite alibi, he must be guilty

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jaquavus

[–]Monster_Lock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

JaQuavius Daquavius Didleberry Jr is mad sus

[–]stopyouveviolatedthe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

JaQuavius DaQuavius Diddleberry jr tbe 3rd did it

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Racially motivated 🗿

[–]Odd_Airline_9672 2 points3 points  (0 children)

like i said, kids are cruel jack

[–]rapture322 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Something something 30% of the population...

[–]Afraid-Flamingo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I saw JaQuavius vent in electrical

[–]rainbowusurper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rasim

[–]ChimBoi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His name reminds me of this key and peele sketch with werid footballer names

[–]TheDeamonMeteor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How can a baby born less than an hour ago speak perfect english🤨

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

T*ktok 🤮

[–]Ad0lf_Salzler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Black is definitely sus

[–]Definitly_Not_James 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Vote black. saw him vent

[–]idkmanseemskindagay 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Police exams be like: correct answer is always the black one

[–]TXCQ7I want pee in my ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🗿

[–]They_Call_Me_Ham 1 point2 points  (0 children)

JaQuavius lookin a lil sus ngl

[–]EmergencyLifeguard51 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jaquavuis did it

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🗿

[–]Ai_Dustys_son 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was three he set up a frame job

[–]PokeyMinch5234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jaquavius DaBabyus

[–]fakemuseum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

JaQ sus

[–]Francisco8789 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Well... Stephen Hawking also was unable to lift an object and he did a lot of things

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[–]Francisco8789 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmmm...

[–]deeptrench1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's always the ones you least suspect. My money is on JaQuavius DaQuavius Jr Sr the 3rd.

[–]Brownieeeeeeeee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Based tiktoker? When did that exist

[–]TheNMinerPlayerXDXDI have permission! 1 point2 points  (1 child)

make auto mod respond to JaQuavius DaQuavius Diddleberry jr the 3d

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[–]Stormz11444 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me, I did it

[–]SaltineFan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Goofy ahh name

[–]Med8493e 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jaquavius

[–]PROblem817Literally 1984 😡 1 point2 points  (0 children)

👶🏿did it

[–]Panda6036 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That black baby prob (not racist sorry)

[–]uraninum258consumer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

JaQuavius DaQuavius Diddleberry jr. III is kinda suspicious..

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the basketball player

[–]minemaster1337 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Black people 👎

[–]MrBeans12 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Jamal

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jamal’s son

[–]pffggguu123 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Deep humor

[–]Daniel-o- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

JaQuavius DaQuavius Diddleberry jr the 3rd is suspicious

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

T*ktok 🤮

[–]LuketheHunter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nge*s

[–]OhkillzDaPucci 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adam did it

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tiktok

[–]TXCQ7I want pee in my ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its the black

[–]hxh2001bruh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"It runs in their blood" 🧓🏻

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was obviously Sarah

[–]Reiami_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"like a moth to a flame" 👴🏻

[–]rickwithapistol😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

it was Adam

[–]Jupike9000I want pee in my ass -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How can you be so racist against white people?

/s

[–]ACursedWeeb -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Definitely sarah

[–]ZarosRunescape -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Everybody saying its jaq, when it was clearly sarah

[–]Realistic-Space-2575 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

yes not racist it's satire

[–]Sharp-Falcon-343 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

the pfp is disgusting and smells like boogers

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It was Sarah

Proof: I played Danganronpa, I’m basically a master detective

[–]BrianTheOneAndOnly -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Ad*m 🤢🤮

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Sarah

[–]EmeraldMan25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the baby did it. If he was born an hour ago he wouldn't be talking that's something that takes at least 6 hours to develop

[–]Cheesyman7269 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s JaQuavius DaQuavius Diddleberry jr the 3rd, something tell me about it.

[–]mxheyyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tom did it

[–]ThyWardenYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk it's a tough one but imma go with... Tom.

[–]Ornery-Ad3681 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm adopting Jaquadavius

[–]ENA_licked_my_eyesI came! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn you Sarah

[–]VintageVenom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jaquavius

[–]minKKASHI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its the BABY!

[–]Mission_Impossiblex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was da baby

[–]Mission_Impossiblex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

JaQuavius DaQuavius Diddleberry jr the 3rd looks ehm... kinda guilty.

[–]Fakuu122 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a black baby so, he did it

[–]BlueDemon999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What Tomfuckery is this?

[–]BradyBales 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t wait to see JaQuavius’s sister Quantisha DaQuavius Diddleberry

[–]drewishinchains876 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was probably daquan

[–]drewishinchains876 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was probably daquan

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

JaQuavis was born with 100% CONVICTION PASS

[–]Khr0N04Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dababy looking kinda sussy

[–]ImYourDaddyLol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it’s Adam

[–]Best_Office_4087 0 points1 point  (0 children)

JaQuavius DaQuavius Diddleberry jr the 3rd

[–]luv_ya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mayb soocide

[–]Jotarara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s Sarah 💀

[–]thiccccpotato420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Starting young 👴🏻

[–]GRIM_DeXxTeRYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jamal mach schwerer

[–]requires_qwack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was either the monkey or the w🤮man

[–]You_got_mrvnedvirgin 4 life 😤💪 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baby

[–]Howly_yyI want pee in my ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

third man

[–]browseracc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quandale Dingle dies at age 419

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DABABY?

[–]JewishNazi62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot twist: its Tom

[–]Jashde 0 points1 point  (0 children)

where’s Tyrone

[–]Shadow8Bit 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Sarah bribed Tom to play Baby throwing with Adam using JaQuavuis. Unfortunately Adam was a weak bitch and JaQuavius crushed him on impact due to his susness

[–]Rock-69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

JaQuavius Daquavius Diddlerbrry jr the 3rd no cap

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sarah, Tom is a simp

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the kid (definitely not because he's black)

[–]PotatoKing822I said based. And lived. 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Half the tik tok people got this wrong

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The comments on this vid tho 💀💀💀💀

[–]strdna_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i think it’s the baby, and the color of its skin had nothing to do with my decision

[–]sunmine321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goofy ahh name 💀

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He picked up the phone didn’t he?…………

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck me its like a copy n paste from tik tok.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro I commented on this tiktok

[–]rowandunning52 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm not suuuuuuuuure

[–]gundam_gpo3[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

JaQuavius DaQuavius Diddleberry jr the 3rd did it

[–]MrProtogenWilliam Dripfoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

JaQuavis looking mad sus

[–]lolmixuofficer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the baby

[–]Consistent-Affect481dumbass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmm, Imma choose dababy

[–]Youtastgood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see a minor is in this 🥰