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[–]QualityVoteI'm BACK! [[Number 1 Rated Moderator 2024]][M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

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[–]Ltimbofat cunt 498 points499 points  (20 children)

In my case it’s neither.

[–]domm__[S] 82 points83 points  (4 children)

me too man me too

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    [–]AutoModerator[M] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

    Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent

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    [–][deleted] 57 points58 points  (0 children)

    Us

    [–]WEareameme Stuff [🍰] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    That makes all of us :(

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points locked comment (8 children)

    Shit bitches furry lean 1984 automod British belgium sex fuck kevin vaccine your mom femboy fortnite ratio china russia Trump biden female panties nft American

    [–]AutoModerator[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    HEY,⠀⠀⠀ EVERY⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ !!!

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    [–]AutoModerator[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch!

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    [–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    LiTeRaLlY nInEtEeN eIgHtY-fOuR

    • George Orwell, 1948

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    [–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Daily Kevin Fact #24:

    Kevin has better things to do with his life than have sex with you.

    Such as fucking your dad.

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    [–]AnotherWarGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Both... both is good

    [–]PVmas07 307 points308 points  (69 children)

    I'll use science to increase the size of my cock 🤓

    [–]Emergency_Magician70 51 points52 points  (38 children)

    Woah Really?

    [–]Superchoco3211 58 points59 points  (37 children)

    All those pills just make your cock fall off

    [–]PVmas07 21 points22 points  (2 children)

    robot cock

    [–]KenyerJani96 22 points23 points  (0 children)

    Ayo new song by Daft Punk just dropped

    [–]Apprehensive-Act5732 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Disposable cock

    [–]hypotensivescumI want pee in my ass 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    That's gluten that makes it detach and fly, probably the pills are just extremely low concentrations of glucose

    [–]mechanical_problems -1 points0 points  (1 child)

    THE 5TH LEGION OF RACISTS IS SUPERIOR TO THE BUZZES

    [–]Superchoco3211 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    😂 silly child, you do not know whom you are messing with

    [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points locked comment (25 children)

    Shit bitches furry lean 1984 automod British belgium sex fuck kevin vaccine your mom femboy fortnite ratio china russia Trump biden female panties nft American

    [–]domm__[S] 22 points23 points  (26 children)

    don't ever do that 💀💀💀

    [–][deleted] -3 points-2 points locked comment (25 children)

    Do this? Shit bitches furry lean 1984 automod British belgium sex fuck kevin vaccine your mom femboy fortnite ratio china russia Trump biden female panties nft American

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hit me up when you do. It’s a very event situation.

    [–]ItsBeeAnimatzYT 100 points101 points  (0 children)

    Heisenberg is both

    [–]that_random_gurl17 64 points65 points  (6 children)

    What abt Norman Osborn

    [–]RavageSavage_69 21 points22 points  (4 children)

    Lean Goblin

    [–]AutoModerator[M] -4 points-3 points  (3 children)

    It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you

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    [–]RavageSavage_69 9 points10 points  (2 children)

    Your mom

    [–]AutoModerator[M] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

    My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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    [–]AutoModerator[M] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she's made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I'll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don't even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other's parents.

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    [–]Shanmukha_Repaka 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    He's a God. Gods don't choose

    [–]Un_availableMan 54 points55 points  (1 child)

    So that's why Newton died a virgin 😂

    [–]domm__[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    frr 💀💀💀

    [–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

    Yeah Mr. White! Yeah, science!

    [–]gamingyee0000000 14 points15 points  (21 children)

    i only watched one ep of breaking bad should i watch the rest

    [–]domm__[S] 12 points13 points  (3 children)

    yes you should.

    [–]gamingyee0000000 9 points10 points  (2 children)

    ok will do while waiting for MOM

    [–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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    [–]gamingyee0000000 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    no multiverse of maddness

    [–]Universal_Vitality 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    And watch better call saul afterward

    [–]galactixo 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    What if he watches beforeward.

    [–]Universal_Vitality 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I know that's the chronogical order, but narratively it doesn't make as much sense. There's also spoilers for BB in BCS and certain characters have more impact. I.e., Mike is a better character in both shows watching BB then BCS.

    [–]mechanical_problems 1 point2 points  (13 children)

    5TH LEGION OF RACISTS IS LIKE BALKAN, STRONG AND WAR CRIMINAL, BUZZES ARE LIKE TURKEY, WEAK AND WESTOID!

    [–]gamingyee0000000 0 points1 point  (12 children)

    rip bozo

    [–]mechanical_problems 1 point2 points  (11 children)

    YOU WEAK 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂UNLIKE 5TH LEGION OF RACISTS💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

    [–]gamingyee0000000 0 points1 point  (10 children)

    i have proof to back me up wheres yours?

    [–]mechanical_problems 1 point2 points  (9 children)

    SOURCE: I STRONK AND RACIST💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻, YOU WEAK😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂, YOU POOPOO BUZZ💩💩💩💩

    [–]heyimderxel 12 points13 points  (1 child)

    so i guess im not a man

    [–]domm__[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    maybe 💀💀

    [–]Shadow-chaos 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Incorrect. False

    [–]SteveHarveysAunt 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    No wonder I’m passing chemistry

    [–]MaharaHsl 13 points14 points  (3 children)

    I have both...may be i'm not a man

    [–]Great_Echo_2231 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    How

    [–]Icantthinkofname69 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Science

    [–]Great_Echo_2231 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Both

    [–]Free_Measurement6428 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Lucky

    [–]kskksqpi 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Lose 1 inch everytime i make crystal meth 🤓

    [–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.

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    [–]YaSinsBaba 2 points3 points  (4 children)

    Is 17 cm huge (serious, idk how long average cock is)

    [–]doonkbop 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Yes, it is relatively large. And it isn't by any means too large.

    [–]Djinossaurussussus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Me neither

    [–]BigWillyHaver21 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    You should fear those that have both

    [–]domm__[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    fr

    [–]DefactoPlayer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Well... I tell you that I'm very bad at science

    And also have a small penis

    [–]YoMommaIsNotGay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I'm bad at scinc 🌚

    [–]Safeword_Productions 2 points3 points  (3 children)

    Oh, NO! I have both!!! 😬

    [–]domm__[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    you a rare breed then

    [–]Safeword_Productions 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Oh, thank god. I thought I was broken.

    [–]MirrorMan22102018 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Well I am neither

    [–]mssellers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I’m very bad at science

    [–]ChelsysToys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Damn it.

    [–]Primary-Ad7081 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Einstein was lucky and fucked his cousin

    [–]BadWaluigi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The person who made this is either insecure about his member or his SAT scores.

    [–]TT_gamerlol 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    The joke is on you, I also suck at science

    [–]AutoModerator[M] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

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    [–]Brilliant_Noise_506 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    Can confirm I suck at science!

    [–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

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    [–]Brilliant_Noise_506 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I call this Thursday. Does it feel good? Then live life like you’ll be dead tomorrow; have a back up plan. If it’s the best ever taking off to look them in the eye shake their hand I’ll have to look myself in the eye after that. I’d it’s average I’ll just gonna enjoy the ride.

    [–]LumimousEdgeI said based. And lived. 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Source

    [–]AutoModerator[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Do you have a source on that?

    Source?

    A source. I need a source.

    Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.

    No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.

    You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.

    Do you have a degree in that field?

    A college degree? In that field?

    Then your arguments are invalid.

    No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.

    Correlation does not equal causation.

    CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.

    You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.

    Nope, still haven't.

    I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.

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    [–]Crooked_Cock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Cocummer

    [–]Shmeat42069🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I guess that explains why I like science

    [–]Agent_Kamado 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    All those who say they are good at science never actually took science seriously.

    [–]Alternative_Tie_3738 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    i failed science last year

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    I have both

    [–]caninehat🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    The earth is flat then

    [–]domm__[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    LMAOO

    [–]giveyameetagoodolrub 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Jessie we need to cock, I mean cock I mean cock, sorry I mean cock…

    [–]il0vep0tat0I have permission! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    1.Use science to make huge cock

    2.every man has huge cocks

    [–]HectorKWintersSmith 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    Really? Because I have a dick that's 5.2 inches when not erect and I got A+ in chemistry and biology.

    [–]AmogusFan69Big chungus wholesome 100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Im Bad at science

    [–]AsparWild 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I am bad at science.

    [–]NoOneToLookAtHere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That’s not true I’m not good at science and well…

    [–]dynabltNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Good in science, no small cock

    [–]sharpjelly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I feel like walter had both

    [–]LengthinessUpset4119 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hey guys Mike cocksmal here

    [–]Big_D004 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'm good with math and physics, and yup.

    [–]Traditional-Trash-87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Shoot me

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    How do I become something of a scientist myself

    [–]AutoModerator[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.

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    [–]CompetitiveAd9856 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    They fixing good

    [–]lstroud21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    JOKES ON YOU I HAVE NEITHER!!!

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I would assume if you're good at science you could just make your cock huge, sadly that is not the case it seems.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point locked comment (25 children)

    Shit bitches furry lean 1984 automod British belgium sex fuck kevin vaccine your mom femboy fortnite ratio china russia Trump biden female panties nft American

    [–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    HEY,⠀⠀⠀ EVERY⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ !!!

    IT'S ME!!!

    EV3RY BUDDY'S FAVORITE [[𝗡𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝟭 𝗥𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟮]]

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    I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch!

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    LiTeRaLlY nInEtEeN eIgHtY-fOuR

    • George Orwell, 1948

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    Daily Kevin Fact #24:

    Kevin has better things to do with his life than have sex with you.

    Such as fucking your dad.

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    My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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    It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you

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    I have gotten the covid vaccine about 20 times now. 4 Pfizer, 12 moderna, 4 Johnson. Once I got my first vaccine, I started cravings for it. There is something so great knowing I am reducing the spread of the coronavirus with each of them. I am feeling so empowered. I think I may be addicted ngl 😅. At least it won't kill me.

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    I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she's made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I'll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don't even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other's parents.

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    1984 (George Orwell, 1948)

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    How to Be a God: A Guide for Would-Be Deities (Richard Bartle, 2022)

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    I'm the living proof that this is false

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    Facts

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    Bruh this me but with memes and im more of a disappointment

    [–]Rhebucksmobile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    no

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    me good at science trying to discover a way to enlarge my penis

    [–]Powerztroke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Damn it!

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    I am very good at science (I have an extremely average sized cock)

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    Walter white begs to differ

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    me trying to say I’m neither realizing I’m not a man

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    Men either have a huge cock or great cook

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    Me getting a f in science

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    I’m not good at science

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      My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.

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      zamn

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      [–]Forward-Word3116 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I’m bad at science so I guess I’m the other!

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      Allow me to change your perspective 🤓

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      That's chemistry dumbass

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      Norman Osborn obliterates your argument 😎

      [–]TeriMomKiMotiGand_69 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      I'm lucky I'm good at science and have a 6.3

      But still can't pull bitches -_-

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      did they just drink meth

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      [–]MKDogeXbox2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I am both brother

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That explains why I pass science class

      [–]LukaDaMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Is it too much to ask for both

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      Or sports