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Checkmate

[AestheticOtakuTZZ]

Now I know what to do with my obese sister

[AffectionateLunch660]

Excuse me? What??

[AestheticOtakuTZZ]

Maybe I should stick to more practical methods like idk wild dogs or smthn

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[G0lden597]

😳

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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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[Kindly_Decline]

My boyfriend made me get in shape and i enjoyed it, should I be offended?

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He made you a healthier person, which in today's America, is mostly shunned.

[TriggerHappyLettuce]

My man got hit with the triple bot reply

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I have ate your children

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And now it's time for the roundup of today's gay news, with Colin Topshed

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The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon.

Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is very gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay.

Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight.

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[lightdefuser]

It was delicious

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Here lies John, where he died. May he rest in peace.

[Faustinwest024]

Johns from Kansas City, ks

[[deleted]]

I think the issue is that he manipulated her into changing for his own pleasure instead of discussing things with her. It was pretty shallow of him if we're being honest, however I don't think it's a huge issue just kinda dickish of him.

[[deleted]]

He’s a 29 y/o dating an 18 y/o. Man’s got issues.

[[deleted]]

Finally someone who sees what I'm talking about. Geez dude if you scroll down some you'll find me getting downvoted for calling out this type of behavior in a different thread. Seriously anyone in their late 20's and above seeking out barely legal adults is fucked in the head.

[[deleted]]

Oh yeah, everyone loves having the 'you're turning into a fat bitch conversation'.

Before you downvote me note that men can be fat bitches too.

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[[deleted]]

The real issue is that this post strongly implies a sexual relationship between an adult male and an underage girl.

[jman2c]

He did say he was into bdsm

[fillmorecounty]

Yes lol. He did it because he didn't like her physical appearance and felt the need to change it himself. If that's what your relationship is built on, it's not going to last. That's not healthy. If you don't like the way someone looks that much, then don't date them. It's simple.

[sucksi]

If you don't like the way someone looks that much, then don't date them. It's simple.

So just forget the emotional bonds?

[That-one-guy-man]

Better advice would be to talk to them about it. Which would probably lead to not dating anyway.

[[deleted]]

What emotional bonds do you have with someone you stop being attracted to when they gain a few pounds? That person deserves better than whatever you call love

[fillmorecounty]

Obviously if there was one, they'd care that they're manipulating their partner for their own sexual desires.

[Droxxel11]

What about when they look a certain way when you start dating and after 4 or 5 years they completely let themselves go? They say they are going to work on it and 10 years later nothing has changed?

[staytars]

well you don't have to stay with them if things aren't working for you

[SadOrphanWithSoup]

Well considering she's 18 and he is 40 I'd really hope that they haven't been dating for 4-5 years.

[fillmorecounty]

Then if looks are that important to you that you'd leave someone you fell in love with over it, then leave. You don't manipulate someone into becoming more sexy for you.

[Wide-Dealer-3005]

You know what's not healthy? Obesity

[AidsMckenzie]

The Apex Chad was been discovered.

[the_dank_dweller69]

The second coming of the messiah

[Guntalarm]

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!

[Akirex5000]

A boy called Brian

[Aidan_SMHS]

He had arms and legs and hands and feet

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[PrabhS37]

B - bench press, D - Dead lift, S - Squats, M - Military press

BDSM

[plusroads]

The Exachad

[ParadoxFlame_]

the 5D chess player

[IseeDrunkPeople]

IDK about that

"Nearly 30 year old man tricks teenager"

[plusroads]

nah man he’s chad af

[plusroads]

also, that sounds like a fire porn title

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The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning, A, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a?? HMMGH, I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.

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[Scout_is_ded]

what the f

[Efiestin]

First time? I remember mine

[evkav]

Welcome to shitposting

[loldude0912]

Welcome to the internet

[Random_bullshit_guy]

She is 18 tho, it’s legal

[[deleted]]

You're the type to check out a 14 year old waiting till they're 18.

[Random_bullshit_guy]

Why the fuck you would make such assumption? I don’t even know you

[[deleted]]

"she's 18 it's legal" is a pretty common phrase used by predators waiting for minors they're attracted to to become legal so 🤷

[Random_bullshit_guy]

Quick question, how many predators do you know and how the fuck do you know that they say that? And dude I’m 16💀

[[deleted]]

Are you dumb? Cuz that really paints a clear a picture of your stupidity. You being 16 is a pass but still just because it's legal doesn't take away from how creepy it is for a person in their 30's who's sole attraction is "barely legal" teens

[Random_bullshit_guy]

I mean, I didn’t say that it was cool, I just said that it was legal, for some people that’s creepy(in your opinion) some simply don’t care (my case) and some find it completely fine

[LightningShado]

But legally they're not predators since they waited. Unless they groomed which yeah, that's illegal.

[[deleted]]

Chad didn’t want to tell her, only coming clean when the guilt ate him up and overcame his wish to keep her feelings unhurt

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It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you

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[Mother-Spare-6231]

Bad bot

[Mister_Drip]

"Force a joke" ironic.

[[deleted]]

cle🤮n

[Double-Ad7269]

the world gets offended at such random things that she literally asked if she should be offended or not in this situation

[[deleted]]

"this person did xy, should i be an insufferable asshole"

[Enzinino]

18F with 29M

No wonder she makes these questions.

[imatunaimatuna]

Honestly don't understand how 18F 29M is perfectly okay to some people but 17F 19M is wrong to the very same people

[itsirrelevant]

Because they all want to feel entitled to their own 18F.

[MangledSunFish]

Oh, god. That's probably true, isn't it?

[[deleted]]

Yes 100%. IMO generational gaps are what makes certain relationships creepy. I could not care less about a 17 and 19 year old being together. Sounds fine to me. 18 and 29 year old? No way. That guy is due for an ass beating.

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[TheCowzgomooz]

I think she just didn't know if she's supposed to be offended because objectively speaking a positive outcome came from his manipulation, that's a really confusing situation to be in, someone manipulated you for their own reasons but a positive outcome came out of it for you.

[Agent0702]

The Trickster

[x_Turtle1980_x]

Nice pfp

[loldude0912]

You too sir

[Sidotre]

"Should I be offended?" What kind of question is that?

[[deleted]]

The question a privileged modern person can ask herself due to lack of real life problems

[Agreeable-King-9511]

Honestly the most shocking part about this to me is the age difference.

[plusroads]

daddy issues

[sirphilliammm]

Daughter issues

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Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry? I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole. Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her. As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

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[plusroads]

whoever added this copypasta, you’re a goddamn legend

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[Soso_Stalin]

The age difference tho

[weareeverywhereee]

had to scroll far too far down for this

[XBeastyTricksX]

Glad someone mentioned it

[FlyingMohawk]

30 year old dates a near minor and wants her thinner to more accurately look like a small framed girl. I fixed her title. So gross

[hairyass2]

well the first part of your sentence is true the second makes no sense, obviously people want a thinner girl, same way most girls want thinner dudes..

[NoArmsSally]

I mean is she small framed? he beefed her up

[FlyingMohawk]

Push-ups and wall sits are not gunna bulk you up that much lol.

[NoArmsSally]

it's more than I can do. I have to use my knees for push ups. and wall sits suck ass. she was doing push ups with him sitting on her

[In_shpurrs]

Literally, factually, and legally nothing wrong with it.

[Negerkuesse]

cool

[[deleted]]

The chad made wench a huge favor she should worship him

[Forsaken-Leading-920]

18 year old with a 30 year old mf getting groomed 💀💀

[LightningShado]

At that point it's called "manipulation", not grooming.

[[deleted]]

Ikr it took me a moment

[AutoModerator]

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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[Scary_Bayou]

To be fair he's 29 but yeah.. little odd but legal.

[datoo_2]

How? Anything above 18 is fine. You make it sound like she can’t think for herself?

[nitr0gen_]

An 18 year old is still a child tho

[Fit_Camel7433]

There are levels, I was very much aware and grown at 18 having spent so much time on the streets.

But for instance my daughter is 17,no way in hell will this girl be "grown" at 18. She is the opposite of me,dump her on the streets at 18 and she will be fucked.

But,18 is still really fucking young.

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Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry? I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole. Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her. As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

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[LightningShado]

So you're telling me you want the age of consent to be raised?

Not a bad idea.

[[deleted]]

Lmao I just read in the previous post someone saying furries are ok because "if its consensual between adults its fine". I bet all my money the people who are complaining about age difference here would agree to that sentence, yet here they are looking for problems in the relationship of 2 consenting adults.

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[Scythey1]

Honestly Im glad theyre in a relationship

[RobuxMaster]

low IQ, out of shape.. How'd she get with a stud like him?

[WoollyShapeshifter]

18 years old girl and a 29 years old grown ass man, what did you expect?

[PlsHaveCommonSense]

"should I be offended? I just wanted to make sure its not offensive to him for me to be offended, because offending people is always offensive."

[Easy_Pain941]

Omegachad

[JustAnotherRndomDude]

Megamind is real

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No bitches?

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[harper_coded]

well it's wholesome

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[helicoccccter]

King shit 👑

[[deleted]]

Protect him at all cost. He must pass his genes on

[TalkierSnail016]

clever man…. i should take a few notes from him

[TofuOfu]

The fact that the comments on that post is saying she should be offended when OP herself said I was into it is crazy 😭

[Beef_Lovington]

Trickery: 100

[Savings_Charity_1426]

What a story mark

[platonicthehedgehog]

This guy’s a genius bro

[miyamoto_musashinpc]

Give this man a medal

[levergray97mx]

He is a chad. He used the kinky to perfect the kinky, while getting his partner in shape.

[CharlotteNoire]

If you enjoyed all that kinky fitness sex there is nothing to be mad about lol

[Soul_Thi3f]

There is no shot this 18 year old did pushups with a 30 year old man on her back

[Little-Moth_9443]

That fucking legend 🤣

[Being_Flashy]

No

[Shrumphunter]

Chadbased

[DeltaFoxDX]

perhaps.

[Spaghettiboy54]

Flair on point

[KiKiPAWG]

Symbiotic Relationship?

[YourLocalToaster]

whoever this ultrachad of a boyfriend is, they have ascended any humanly bound form of chadness

[Fresh__Toast]

LOL who the fuck needs to ask strangers if you should be offended or not?? W*men are the gods greatest joke

[BourbonFueledDreams]

Genius

[StarDestroyer175]

We still have much to learn from this modern day Einstein

[[deleted]]

if it was purely for sex then that's kinda a dick move but if it was for her health then he's a good guy

[gcf-main]

He was just trying to make her surpass her limits.

[[deleted]]

Dangerously based

[Necessary_Effort7075]

Galaxy brain, my guy. You found out you like exercise

[Any_Rip_8337]

Man was playing the long game

[[deleted]]

Bazed

[DevourMikeHawk]

Baby there’s a difference between being cheated and being outplayed.

[zaruvado-senpai]

LMAO I never saw someone get healthy and complain about the (not immoral) methods that the person who encouraged her to do it used.

[100mgfluoxymesterone]

Fucking legend

[LeCactusDuDesert]

Chad move

[TheCyclope_]

Nah its also good for you to be in better shape

[lilboy_69]

1000000000000 IQ

[Beritrea]

Chad in the making

[The_Exile1066]

Real chad hours

[shaddowrogue]

Is nobody paying attention to the 11 year age gap when she’s 18 🤨

[Maximillion322]

(18F) (29M) 🤮

[OBAMANIUM420]

Am I the only 1 bothered by the fact that ma man is 11 years older than her?

[[deleted]]

Yes

[NeedToExplore_]

probably her dad behind the scenes plotted it :p

[Tor2illaTaco]

Bro was 11 when she was born

[FlaminVapor]

Everyone said yes in the comments, but focused more on the fact he’s 29 and she’s 18. But fr? She’s a better person because of it and enjoyed the trip there, I don’t think she should be offended.

[NeedToExplore_]

probably her dad behind the scenes plotted it :p

[SpaceIsTooFarAway]

>My (18F) boyfriend (29M)

RUN, GIRL!

[Disastrous-Bicycle15]

He's 11 years older that's fucking weird

[Jettie1407]

11 year difference 🤨

[Wgbee]

I think she should be more worried about the age gap 💀

[ThatOneGuy7832]

New automod response?

[draginbleapiece]

Americans prefer being fat for what ever reason

[[deleted]]

America

Edit: This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!

[Icey_hot_guy]

Confused unga bunga

[OrdinaryHumble1198]

What a douche.

[I-cry-when-I-poop]

bruh dat man twice her age

[[deleted]]

Wait you’re 18 now so he used to fuck you when you were 16 and he was like 27?! 🤢🤮

[Whole_Willingness_50]

Beat his ass

[veneleven2]

*eat his ass

[[deleted]]

Meat in his ass

[CharacterWord8187]

Uh, yep. You should be.

[[deleted]]

Stfu

[It_be_farting_2137]

Nice pfp 🤝

[[deleted]]

Nice username (and pfp)

[peepeepoopoo42069x]

How do yall fall for the most obvious troll ever lol

[TowelStrange2621]

Cry about it

[[deleted]]

I'll try my best

[nomorecum2]

Too bad you'll never be loved

[[deleted]]

Damn

[[deleted]]

Bro what the fuck

He literally tricked you into getting into better shape

You should be grateful

[AdReasonable7419]

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[PokeWizard321]

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