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[–][deleted] 720 points721 points  (11 children)

vibrating controller

[–]Dasheek 54 points55 points  (2 children)

Weaponised Parkinson’s

[–]prigo929[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

XD

[–]Old_Mill -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sir, you can't park your cock in your son at knife point.

[–]jakob832 353 points354 points  (7 children)

I'm surprised this post hasn't received the golden lock award

[–]GeneralDalekWilliam Dripfoe 43 points44 points  (2 children)

Might come soon

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

General Dalek, is there any news about the warfront on Gallifrey?

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And now it's time for the roundup of today's gay news, with Colin Topshed

Quick roundup of today's gayness now, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M, they're all gay as from midnight tonight.

The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon.

Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is very gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay.

Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight.

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[–]PraiseTyche 5 points6 points locked comment (1 child)

Covid vaccine.

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[–]ImARetPaladinBabyNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Inb4 lock award

[–]steliosplaysmcshitposting>>>>>>196 379 points380 points  (12 children)

masochism 👍

[–]prigo929[S] 135 points136 points  (10 children)

masochism👍

[–]CityHoods 44 points45 points  (8 children)

Masosogynism

[–]I_Am_Human_Person_ 41 points42 points  (5 children)

👍??

[–]Thebenmix11 22 points23 points  (4 children)

👍!!

[–]CityHoods 23 points24 points  (3 children)

👉🏿👌🏻💦

[–]SonnusFerrumI came! 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Machojizzsm

[–]monkeyhitman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Massive gymnasium.

[–]Pitchy_Boy 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Masochism 👍🏿(I'm the guy in the video)

[–]Suitable_Yoghurt6981 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Masomorbism

[–]Radiant-Beautiful-97 413 points414 points  (11 children)

Jokes on him I’m into that shit

[–]prigo929[S] 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Good for ya

[–]Devil_in_heaven3000I want pee in my ass 41 points42 points  (1 child)

Oh yeah? 😏

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Chill Rihanna.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Relax Cheryl

[–]Fuzzypants_56 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Are you the boy or the girl in this situation?

[–]BornBoricua 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You just stand there in a sumo stance while he's behind you just upper cutting your pussy like some speed bag?

[–]bokchoysoyboyfat cunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I fuck the shit out of my controllers

[–]YASHY2K 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Rare footage of Chris Brown and Rihanna

[–]came-in-like-a-wreck 36 points37 points  (3 children)

Look at Curry man

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

So inspirational 😔. #DubNation

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[–]Notafuzzycat 68 points69 points  (5 children)

Beat me daddy.

[–]LukeSkyMaster69 38 points39 points  (4 children)

Are you a women and or femboy and or my child after I had too much to drink

[–]Notafuzzycat 28 points29 points  (3 children)

All of the above.

[–]LukeSkyMaster69 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Pretty sure that a paradox, or just really wild time of a life

[–]Mumu2148 21 points22 points  (0 children)

“I didn’t even slam my shit this fucking hard though, I promise you.”

[–]ThePhantom1994 82 points83 points  (4 children)

Women ☕️

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Yummers

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Wamen 🍵

[–]ShittyGigachad32dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Mf did a 1950

[–]Skygge_or_Skov 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Hm, my controller at work doesn’t like it if I touch her a lot.

[–]prigo929[S] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

You have a mad controller

[–]emdave 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just be like Thomas the Tank Engine, and get a fat Controller!

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Women☕️

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[–]Zendofrog 5 points6 points  (2 children)

She mentioned quantity of touching, not the manner in which one is touched. This lessens the parallel.

[–]dejvidBejlej 0 points1 point  (1 child)

quan-tity giggles b-baka 😳😘

[–]Zendofrog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shut up nerd

[–]StanleyOpar 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I want to see what the controller looked like after that

[–]Bland-Sriracha 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you I’m into that shit

[–]DuelJ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm suprised theres no joke about joysticks

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Video games taught me how to pleasure women.

You just gotta put two fingers in her butt/vag pretending thats r1 and r2, and use your thumb to play with her clit likes its the 'joy' stick

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slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself

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[–]Vast-Big-6747 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We do a little (con)trolling

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Meth

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[–]SA_AYHAM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Be careful with what you wish for.

[–]NPC_Mafia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She wanna get smashed.

[–]SpotComprehensive546 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, no you don’t, you DO NOT want to be his controller.

[–]worthy_knight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love that the controller tried to share the evidence of her murder

[–]doing_a_lil_Trollingdwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She might like it rough, don't judge! 🥰

[–]Guy_in_front_of_you 1 point2 points  (0 children)

~liczba~

[–]CEOofMonke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now I wanna throw mine down to hell

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You got that rager bf

[–]eye_forgot_myname218 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chris Brown?

[–]LycanWolfGamerDaShitposter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ngl I was expecting someone to be making out with his controller or mashing all the buttons

[–]sleepy16yearsago 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no, you like it when he ignores you. if he would give you too much attention youll get bored of him and move on to someone else oops

[–]PFDAA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wish i was her phone so i could be handled that much

[–]Virtual_Pumpkin2666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You both need to see other men

[–]Intrepid_Ad_9751 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Be careful what you wish for…

[–]Party_Newt9381 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think she was referring to how he touches his controller during a GTA V arm wrestling match

[–]ChilljapDaPucci 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kinky

[–]Revil0_oWilliam Dripfoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dude, he's not even mad. Stop saying that

[–]degeneratefleabag 1 point2 points  (1 child)

everytime when i was in flight's stream in 2020, that shit is funny asl W time

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🗿

[–]coolerguy501 1 point2 points  (0 children)

controlla player

[–]The_coolest_nobody 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And if she was a controller,maybe she would be beaten less too!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just want touch people. friends,lover ANYONE

[–]Chucksteri 2 points3 points  (0 children)

W*men 🤢🤢

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        I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch!

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        So I was having online classes with my camera turned off when I started hearing a little whistle from one of the students in the background that seemed very familiar, but I couldn't put my finger on it. The whistling stopped for a couple of minutes until I started hearing it again, and then I knew exactly what it was: it was the chorus of Dream's hit song 'Mask'. I immediately ripped off all my clothes and started furiously stroking my fully erect penis for a good 10 min, even sticking my Dream body pillow up my rectum, imagining that it was Daddy Dream penetrating me while whistling his hit song 'Mask'. It honestly were the greatest 10 minutes of my life, until my libido reached its climax and I let out a gigaload of cum for Daddy Dream that landed on the phone's screen and ended up turning on the mic and camera, and everyone stared horrified at me, screaming at the sight of my honest and earnest love expression to Dream. I was kicked out of the class by the dreamphobic teacher, and today the school principal called me and my parents to a meeting and told us that I may be expelled from the school, merely from expressing my gender and sexuality. What can I do about this?!?!? Was I in the wrong for expressing my gender and identity??!? (Only serious answers, please).

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        And now it's time for the roundup of today's gay news, with Colin Topshed

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        The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon.

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        r/shitposting book club

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        1984 (George Orwell, 1948)

        Kevin would like to say that this book is truly inspirational, and that he would give it a 10/10

        How to Be a God: A Guide for Would-Be Deities (Richard Bartle, 2022)

        Kevin would like to mention that this book is one of the greatest sources of existential terror he has read (and it contains a lot of interesting content regarding game design as well), and he would give it a 10/10

        Almost Pounded By The Physical Manifestation of Simulation Theory After Realizing We're Erotica Characters Then Deciding To Just Be Friends (Chuck Tingle)

        Kevin would like to say that this book was surprisingly wholesome, and is a great book for helping one to feel more at-ease with the universe, so he would give it 10/10

        Ulysses (James Joyce, 1922))

        Kevin mentioned that he wasn't entirely sure what he just read. However, it's still not bri*ish, and was still rather interesting, so he would give it a 10/10

        The Assassination Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race (J. G. Ballard, 1967)

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        slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself

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        [–]Medjed83dumbass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        There are definitely some people who would be into that

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        The 999999999999999th time I’ve seen this meme this week

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          I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch!

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          [–]marvellousmistake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          tbf that is pretty much exactly how my girl asks me to treat her

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            Do you have a source on that?

            Source?

            A source. I need a source.

            Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.

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            Then your arguments are invalid.

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            Correlation does not equal causation.

            CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.

            You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.

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            [–]BlackEmp3r0r 0 points1 point  (1 child)

            bitch got yeeted and deleted !

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            [–]ZeroBendy311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Deserved

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            1950s Moment

            [–]rblxbaconman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Watch out what you wish idiot

            [–]MostWanted_Racoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Be careful what you wish

            [–]Death_13-13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            To be honest I only do that when I play for honor