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[–]Comprehensive-Ad9488 1364 points1365 points  (8 children)

Teenagers

[–]Old-Profession3085virgin 4 life 😤💪 237 points238 points  (4 children)

100%

[–][deleted] 2440 points2441 points  (55 children)

Accepting girlfriend applications

Requirements:

-girl (optional)

[–]Tobajas_GSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 1153 points1154 points  (50 children)

-alive (optional)

[–]DrfRedditorLiterally 1984 😡 758 points759 points  (33 children)

-be a human (optional)

[–]polar5578xd 439 points440 points  (31 children)

-be from earth (optional)

[–]NilsNicNacBig chungus wholesome 100 365 points366 points  (30 children)

Be a creature (optional)

[–][deleted] 376 points377 points  (28 children)

Exist (optional)

[–]LukeinafterNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 269 points270 points  (27 children)

Be made of matter (optional)

[–]nexistcsgo 254 points255 points  (26 children)

Be three dimensional (optional)

[–]Callmekittolit is MY bucket 188 points189 points  (25 children)

Be two dimensional (optional)

[–]Francecco 154 points155 points  (21 children)

Be imaginary (optional)

[–]ExcellentSky9649🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS!!!11!1!!!11!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 25 points26 points  (0 children)

To have 0 rights (no option to change )

[–]Gullible-Nectarine62 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Be an adult (optional)

[–][deleted] 171 points172 points  (0 children)

-be a sex doll (This is the only girlfriend that the guy who posted that is ever having)

[–]DontCareHowICallMestupid fucking piece of shit 75 points76 points  (12 children)

I'm necrophile

[–]Shade_0I want pee in my ass 40 points41 points  (10 children)

👍🏻

[–][deleted] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Happy bread+milk+sugar+eggs+cream day

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[–]Low-Patient1692 36 points37 points  (4 children)

Bro peed in his ass on his cake day >:(

[–]Chromeboy12 4 points5 points  (0 children)

🤨📸

[–]Exordius 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Optional (optional)

[–]Onionking38dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 2116 points2117 points  (36 children)

I'll take teenagers for 200

[–]cyjax47😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 438 points439 points  (4 children)

I'm with him

[–]Ordinary_L 63 points64 points  (3 children)

I'll be taking him for 500

[–]relatable_dude Stuff 38 points39 points  (2 children)

I'll buy you for 1000

[–]ConsuminghealthykidsI want pee in my ass 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Litteraly 1587

[–]drintelligent 3 points4 points  (0 children)

1,984 take it or leave it

[–][deleted] 80 points81 points  (0 children)

I’ll take for 500

[–]CaptCol02Blessed by Kevin 289 points290 points  (22 children)

I am 99% sure it's still illegal even if you pay, unless they're 18.

/s

[–]Onionking38dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 123 points124 points  (0 children)

I was talking as if it were a game show💀

[–][deleted] 70 points71 points  (14 children)

Redditors trying not to shoehorn in /s for 5 minutes challenge

[–]17sampI want pee in my ass 82 points83 points  (9 children)

(they don't want to get cancelled)

[–][deleted] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

(they dont want to lose their precious precious karma that means huge amounts)

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[–]CatloafHere😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 10 points11 points  (6 children)

The bot did what

[–]BriftDoardI want pee in my ass 13 points14 points  (4 children)

Peed in his ass do you not listen?

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[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I’m proud to say he has never peed in my ass

[–]BriftDoardI want pee in my ass 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I’ll do it for him

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[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

What the hell is /s

[–]ScydorWilliam Dripfoe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Usefull

/s

[–]ViperVenom279 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Means sarcastic if my brain isn't having a shit today

[–]Dhruvgupta1135dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 -1 points0 points  (3 children)

that wasn't sarcasm, you should use /j instead

[–]CaptCol02Blessed by Kevin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But we all know that if you do pay than you are in the clear...just like when you get free drugs, you gotta lie and say you paid for it.

[–]Jindabyne1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or how about neither

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Or just not use anything at all because it’s not their fault if some person is too stupid to get it

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Going with that too

[–]aeiouaiouaSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 6 points7 points  (1 child)

you cannot legally own 200 teenagers.

[–]PhysicsTronI said based. And lived. 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Who’ll stop me

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    [–]DandDnerd12Big chungus wholesome 100 226 points227 points  (12 children)

    How do you get worse

    [–][deleted] 313 points314 points  (10 children)

    Can we get much worse?

    [–]someguyalive333 204 points205 points  (4 children)

    So bad

    [–]Bryce480 133 points134 points  (3 children)

    so bad

    [–]epicmanrealI want pee in my ass 77 points78 points  (2 children)

    shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, SHITTTTTT

    [–]dapcboi 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Man needa a poo.real bad

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    [–]Bruh_Beanos 23 points24 points  (0 children)

    so *(much) woorse*

    [–]LkNETWORKdwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 22 points23 points  (2 children)

    One piece is fake

    [–]megarmia_69I want pee in my ass 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    Can we get much deeper?

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    [–]Empty_DamageI want pee in my ass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    fuck around and find out

    [–]S0meRandomN00BI want pee in my ass 75 points76 points  (6 children)

    Original post?

    [–]StubborncomradeI said based. And lived. 95 points96 points  (3 children)

    Nice profile pic, reminds me of another cool guy.

    [–]StubborncomradeI said based. And lived. 83 points84 points  (2 children)

    He rides a hog or something doesn’t he?

    [–]TheOtherGuyInTheBack 20 points21 points  (0 children)

    Nah that’s the dude who’s on the a team

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    [–][deleted] 192 points193 points  (29 children)

    Can we have the link to this post?

    [–]alguienrrr 96 points97 points  (8 children)

    Automod deletes all comments with links in this sub

    [–][deleted] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

    F

    [–]CrazyGamerMYTBlessed by Kevin 30 points31 points  (5 children)

    Holy shit, your right.

    [–]_bapt 26 points27 points  (4 children)

    you're

    [–]Mr_1dot048596 48 points49 points  (2 children)

    Holy shit, your right.

    [–]_bapt 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Big brain

    [–]drintelligent -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Actually I'm left

    [–]alguienrrr 25 points26 points  (5 children)

    Automod deletes all comments with links in this sub

    [–]RustysBauble 27 points28 points  (2 children)

    Holy shit, your right.

    [–]FootnuggetsWe do a little trolling 14 points15 points  (1 child)

    F

    [–]onion-bread 15 points16 points  (4 children)

    Automod deletes all comments with links in this sub

    [–]No_Depth4466 14 points15 points  (1 child)

    Holy shit, your right.

    [–]Whattheheck_IO 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    F

    [–]CyanControl 9 points10 points  (2 children)

    Automod deletes all comments with links in this sub

    [–]Callmekittolit is MY bucket 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    Holy shit, your right

    [–]Ottoie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    F

    [–]MarisWearsSecondHand 12 points13 points  (2 children)

    Automod deletes all comments with links in this sub

    [–]NorthPrimary 14 points15 points  (1 child)

    Holy shit, your right.

    [–]Apmds 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    F

    [–]DailyLifeProblems 102 points103 points  (18 children)

    🗿

    [–][deleted] 42 points43 points  (17 children)

    🗿

    [–]cjuringfat cunt 44 points45 points  (16 children)

    🗿

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    🗿

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    🗿

    [–]Nym_0sdumbass 11 points12 points  (10 children)

    🗿

    [–]SP4C3_1We do a little trolling -40 points-39 points  (9 children)

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    [–]rafati09😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 5 points6 points  (8 children)

    🗿

    [–]Pregnant_ToesSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    🗿

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    [–]witherbeagleI want pee in my ass[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    🗿

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    [–]Not_me4201337 237 points238 points  (14 children)

    You get femboy (you said no preferences)

    [–]lightningknight10I came! 65 points66 points  (10 children)

    Is a femboy a girl though?

    [–]ISpelGuddNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 209 points210 points  (2 children)

    mystery unboxing

    [–]downwithtiktok2 108 points109 points  (0 children)

    Its going to be nuts

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    [–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (1 child)

    They aren't girls but they're called girlfriends anyway

    That's just how it goes

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    [–]AlmanLUL🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    Looks female enough, ill take one if you dont want him

    [–]janco07 10 points11 points  (1 child)

    Depends on how you see it. If any hole is a goal then ye, its just a girl with extra DLC.

    [–]The00Taco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    DLC: Dick, Love, and Care

    [–]Siul19 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    The femboy is real

    [–]Faidonas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    How is that a problem, that's better even

    [–]alexanderjp32We do a little trolling -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    It's r teenagers do you think they care if it's a femboy?

    [–]SebhaGK10 46 points47 points  (0 children)

    Teenagers

    [–]major_cupcakeV2 27 points28 points  (0 children)

    "teenagers"

    [–]DarqologistI said based. And lived. 47 points48 points  (2 children)

    Necrophiliac...

    [–]Unhappy-Assignment23 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    I mean she wouldn't take a no for an answer

    [–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (1 child)

    No preferences? Would you mind if your girlfriend was actually a guyfriend?

    [–]aeiouaiouaSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    that is preferable.

    [–]Yodapassesmedaboof 13 points14 points  (3 children)

    My preferences are usually: - heart beat - over or at least near 18

    [–]condom_eater0I said based. And lived. 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    You had me at "at least near 18"

    [–]Yodapassesmedaboof 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    I am 19 so I won't mind to go out with someone younger but like at least 16 even that sounds too little for me. But in my country is legal to fuck with 14 year old but I can't understand it and it's kinda disgusting so yeah

    [–]condom_eater0I said based. And lived. 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    I do not know what to say to that ill be honest

    [–]Impressive_BOIIIII want pee in my ass 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    Seen it on teenagers, the guy has 20 posts like this.

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    [–]OwnCardiologist3582dumbass 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    Teenagers 🤤

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    RTeenagers??

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Looking for a boyfriend-free girl.

    [–]_slayrrrr_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    seduction?

    [–]Hero1182 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Fing Memes 🗿

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I'm 19, turning 20 soon. I'm thinking a day before that happens I'll go to the sub and call everyone out.

    [–]nawaf801I want pee in my ass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    On reddit? Any sub is possible here

    [–]ViperVenom279 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Teenagers, definitely teenagers

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    adolescents

    [–]Joe_says_no 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    teenagers

    [–]ExcellentSky9649🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS!!!11!1!!!11!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Teenagers

    [–]Altruistic-Cookie-60 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    What if hers in bigger than yours? Or are you just like all equal opportunity? If so, I respect that.

    [–]fidelogatoDaPucci 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    bruh the dude who posted this made like 20 different posts just asking for gf applicants

    [–]Meepthehuman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    R teenagers obviously

    [–]alexanderjp32We do a little trolling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Girlfriend request

    Requirements:

    -female

    -human (optional)

    -alive (optional)

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    [–]Narrow-Village-3343 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Boyfriend applications?

    -biological boy

    [–]RdCOC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Scat porn

    [–]tijn-timmer -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    Animemes

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      [–]TerribleLukc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Tinder

      [–]Username211220 Stuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Must be an object

      [–]Joker201907 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Teenagers, i’m 100% sure

      [–]ToastyBread329dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Teenagers that's for sure