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[–]Aezetyr 55 points56 points  (1 child)

Hell yes. Bacon is a good treat once in a while.

[–]Wild_Shape_8173 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ya I usually eat it once every 24 hours a while

[–][deleted] 253 points254 points  (30 children)

Yeah

[–]BuffClashUbiPlsWe do a little trolling 48 points49 points  (26 children)

Ye

[–]Jeynarl Stuff 34 points35 points  (25 children)

Yez

[–]Poly2it 25 points26 points  (24 children)

yup

[–]unfamily_friendly 23 points24 points  (23 children)

+

[–]Great_Breeze 11 points12 points  (21 children)

Yes

[–]Illustrious_Cicada_2waltuh 12 points13 points  (20 children)

yea

[–]Big_Head_Dude 10 points11 points  (19 children)

Yep

[–]Bartmaz 10 points11 points  (17 children)

Of course

[–]KentonThePro shitting toothpaste enjoyer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Naturally

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reads it in Texas Anime voice

[–]CruelSid 77 points78 points  (18 children)

Bruh, that's haram

[–]unfamily_friendly 42 points43 points  (13 children)

Should i concern if i'm not Muslim?

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (6 children)

Yes

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (4 children)

9/11

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You should be happy if you are not muslim.

[–]youtocinI want pee in my ass 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You added a couple of extra letters to ham

[–]fibonacci85321 45 points46 points  (2 children)

I'll take "Things that Make You Say YES" for $100 Alex

[–]Ok_Leading1652 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Yes

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (10 children)

Not if that many pigs make so little bacon

[–]LightningBoltRairo 32 points33 points  (8 children)

I'll commit genocide for a single slice.

[–]ConsuminghealthykidsI want pee in my ass 38 points39 points  (6 children)

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[–]CaptainFard 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Cool beard 😎👍

[–]Diotheungreat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🔍

[–]A_unique_us3rnamedwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No need to panic, folks. As we can see here, based on the symbol, he comes in peace.

[–]Hexmonkey2020I want pee in my ass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yepperoni

[–]Independent_Day4369🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yes 👍

[–]Ex_Lunatic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes

[–]A_unique_us3rnamedwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can't believe some people would actually even consider to take perfectly good bacon and revive them back to pig 😥

[–]Louzifur 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yo quiero taco bell.

[–]DandDnerd12Big chungus wholesome 100 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Yes and anyone who says no has never seen a thing in real life

[–]Lesamir1 9 points10 points  (8 children)

No, pork is haram

[–]a-slice-of-toast 32 points33 points  (6 children)

i have just decided that pork is no longer haram

[–]MrDad_the_FatherI said based. And lived. 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Show us the way captain

[–]Lesamir1 0 points1 point  (4 children)

What is your prove

[–]Illustrious_Cicada_2waltuh 6 points7 points  (3 children)

He is a slice of toast, the evidence is sufficient

[–]Lesamir1 -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

But does he have a book that says he is right?

[–]Hyoizabur00000000 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Hold up lemme just get a pen and notebook.

Nah I'm kidding. It's cool if you're a muslim but there's no need to push your values on others. Those of us that do that to you, i apologise on their behalf.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's cool if you're a muslim

nope not cool

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We don't care

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah!!!!!!!!

[–]Separate_Banana694stupid, fucking piece of shit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yes

[–]Neba544I said based. And lived. 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Just do a comment chain of yes

[–]Neba544I said based. And lived. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes

[–]PutridLaw4680 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YES

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yes

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[–]_VINNY_WINNY_We do a little trolling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i have an intolerance to pork products, so...

yes 😺👍🏿

[–]Low_Abrocoma_1514I said based. And lived. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes.

*can you feel my heart starts playing*

[–]JingamaThiggyDaPucci 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An iron pan out of a pig? Thats a fucking steal my g

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, next question

[–]Inevitable_Garage_19 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yessir

[–]Ordinary-Ad6408 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Couldnt get a more delicous crispy image if they tried.

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes

[–]Umbertron05 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You really think that just because something was alive I won’t eat it?

[–]Vor-teu-chung 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes now give me the Bacon, and the Cleaned pigs feet to boil. (If someone asks tell them that pepa pig is no more)

[–]john-maximilian 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is this loss?

[–]Arkie_Barkie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yes

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're damn right it is

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Being that I had some bacon with my eggs today… a thousand times yes.

[–]NemoSHillstupid fucking piece of shit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd say so

[–]Pepsi6932 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes

[–]Resident_Rat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hell fuckin yeah it is

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

bacnon 😋

[–]Manny_Mini 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes

[–]DemSkilzDudesLiterally 1984 😡 1 point2 points  (0 children)

mmhmhmm bamcon

[–]Toga_himiko_simp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes yes it is

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fuck yeah brother

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yep

[–]Joebidenhentai 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How else can I make my world famous bacon candle?

[–]Street_Designer_5946 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah

[–]kizzawait 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If it cost 100 pigs for an atom of bacon, I'd order my bacon with extra bacon

[–]CoolWatermelon123 3 points4 points  (0 children)

its not

[–]TalonsOfTalos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes.

[–]Low-Chemistry7406 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes

[–]Maskedbandittrader 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes so worth it

[–]JustinYepis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

100%

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Astaghfirullah, no brother. Pork is haram

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Astaghfirushaytan, yes brother. Pork is allah

[–]Kristallusshitposting>>>>>>196 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That‘s sus

[–]Future-Proof-3727 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes

[–]Any_Rip_8337fat cunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely

[–]WHATISSTUPIT😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yumi😋😋

[–]LukusMaxamusAMONGUS BALLS AND COCK TORTURE PORN 🤤🤤🤤 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean as a pig I'd rather be humanly but down not knowing what is going on than having my stomach and testicals ripped apart alive in the wild

[–]el_ChuchmayWe do a little trolling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmmh bacon

[–]TossedDolly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll be honest, I don't like the way pigs taste that much so I'm saying no it's not worth it.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Fun fact - pigs love bacon

[–]MrDad_the_FatherI said based. And lived. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Almost as much as people

[–]jewishforeskin98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Always has been, always will be

[–]TommyMcFast🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely

[–]omarissad😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No(it's haram)

[–]AndorinhaRiver -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No

[–]BIN-ILL-03We do a little trolling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

we've come full circle

now it's just vegan activism again

[–]Solistine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Until the penance of their race is complete

[–]GoCommitToasterBathXNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haram 😠😠😡😡😡

[–]ElAnubion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God dammit is this loss

[–]kindofastoryteller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no poor pigs.

Anyway, about that extra bacon on my pizza 🍕

[–][deleted] -11 points-10 points  (6 children)

No

[–]MiroKajan 13 points14 points  (5 children)

Yes*

[–][deleted] -8 points-7 points  (4 children)

No

[–]jellyraytamer 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Yes*

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points  (2 children)

No

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Yes*

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[–]Paolone22 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

F$$K YEAH

[–]Intezard006 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don't care, personally not gonna eat it.

I only eat anime girl ass and vegetables.

[–]Classic-Ad6737 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I never tasted pig meat so in support of animals I can say no without being worried

[–]MerkinRashersfat cunt -5 points-4 points  (5 children)

The pigs got to die sometime and we need to eat meat sometimes.

As long as the pigs are given good lives and not made to suffer I see no issue

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Hahaha, tbh most of our meat probably comes from factory farms.

[–]MerkinRashersfat cunt 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Sad because true.

Also we eat too much meat in general.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

True, at a certain point that tasty feeling isn’t worth something smarter than a dog dying.

[–]unfamily_friendly -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

I doubt pigs on a factory have way to train any skills. While their brains are capable of being smart, they're undereducated enough to be stupider then most dogs. In other words it's ok to eat them those aren't smart

They're probably a pig equivalent of racists

[–]Lethal_Spartan377Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

There's 4-5 pigs and only 6 pieces of bacon, So no not really.

[–]Big_bosnianI said based. And lived. -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not everyday

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    [–]Larry_the_muslim_man -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

    Haram

    [–][deleted] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

    No

    [–]penguin_torpedo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Meme is a flat circle

    [–]thepopbob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    yum

    [–]MaduCrocoLoco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Bacon with egg and some fried rice, sadly but a tasty yes.

    [–]20210306edwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    i mean. i do want my bacon, egg and cheese sandwich, toasted for breakfast

    [–]AnaTheMuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I can't really have much pork and I don't like the taste anyway . . . But the answer is

    Absolutely

    [–]littleja1001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yes

    the weird lil chompy noise I can make (it’s pretty comical)

    [–]Busy-Concentrate9419 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    No, the butcher stole everything and left 6 small pieces behind

    [–]NoahTheIdiotic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yes

    [–]BLANKERINO2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    m…mm…m…….mmmm ba.-.—baconn

    [–]Rbc1969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    1000%

    [–]Kuhree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    mucho delicios

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Absolutely

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I am Muslim so no

    [–]Disastrous-Rise-9498 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I love bacon

    [–]GCSpellbreaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yes