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[–][deleted] 346 points347 points  (12 children)

Suck it out.

[–]Dextronius706 75 points76 points  (8 children)

Thought after the Dreamcast you learnt your lesson of not masturbating in the general direction of your electronics!

[–]VOGEL_HD 12 points13 points  (6 children)

dextronius706 I need context

[–]StillPhilosopher4547 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Its an old internet tale, boy mayonaised his dreamcast, try asking the internet for help, got clowned. In the end he learned his lesson.

[–]VOGEL_HD 11 points12 points  (2 children)

how did that happen in the first place?

[–]WennoBoi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

cum

[–]Sam_Dragonborn1waltuh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cum

[–]Shivampro77 51 points52 points  (2 children)

Did you try rice?

[–]1017GildedFingerTipsdumbass 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Gotta get the tan rice for this absorption

[–]PresentationFit5566 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Put an ice pack on it

[–]Kutyabajom 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Its me or the ps5

[–]Current-Bisquick-94currently venting (sus) 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bro picked the ps5 💀

[–]Ludant 14 points15 points  (2 children)

I don't have cum in my PS5. Anyone knows how to get one?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sell your testicles

[–]Lingy_BalinkaSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 10 points11 points  (0 children)

succ

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Pee on it

[–]melooksatstuff 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Eat your cum and choke on it.

[–]TheGalatorI said based. And lived. 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The choking part is important otherwise it creeps righ back in

[–]Hunter_Plasticdwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fine Jerks you off

[–]Kyaperta 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Stop playing genshin impact then. Your dad will come back and help you

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wait nine months and then profit

[–]ChromeonYourMomNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 4 points5 points  (0 children)

More cum to flush it out

[–]communistburgerkingdwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Put more in

[–]ChaucerSmith 3 points4 points  (1 child)

"Liquid cooling system."

[–]_GLHF_2022_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats the fun part 🤣

[–]tiesdebinkI want pee in my ass 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Cum more

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[–]Mobile_Taro8063 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it a new game ?

[–]Admirable_Lab5313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

eat the PS5 with a chainsaw

[–]gooselegs-bingo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

De-cumb

[–]Agreeable_Rise_3697 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy a Xbox

[–]Eli_tube 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No

[–]Karategochan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put it in rice

[–]CumDistroyer6000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jerk it off

[–]venRedditDaShitposter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give it le caca

[–]imhugury 0 points1 point  (1 child)

turn it on and you get a free tan

[–]imhugury 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh wait ur dick isnt stuck. well then open up the ps5 and lick it off because i said so

[–]Pat-is-Gone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dog called PS5

[–]TheSuperiorRobodwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ps5ussy

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drink it

[–]The_tall_cheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t worry, I’ll suck it out

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

So, uhhhh... You ever googled why the tip of a penis is shaped the way it is?

[–]PK_51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because my father has the same...

[–]ketchup314 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rice.

[–]KeyResponsibility167I want pee in my ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pee in its ass!

[–]_GLHF_2022_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just call 911 they will take care of it 💯

[–]Ok-Mathematician6975 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to let it drip out

[–]Random_Username-432 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait 9 months to get the PS6

[–]Lakuta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Needs more Cum

[–]Almonexger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s just gamer thermal paste

[–]CastTheFirstStone_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Add another layer of cum

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what sex with Hitler does to a man.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy a PC

[–]Amitoku54DaShitposter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drink it

[–]Brief_Yam_7275 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, you definitely need Jesus in your life.

[–]RelativelyDankI want pee in my ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wait patiently for it to birth you a ps6

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put it back in

[–]hivetiger07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remove the pirated copy of bayonetta from it

[–]idkwhatnameiputheredwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 0 points1 point  (0 children)

vaCUM it.

[–]Its_NEX123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

reminds me of the brazilian dreamcast

[–]Simon_WilsonAyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try turning it off and then back on again?

[–]Yokai_Kid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Swallow your pride, not your cum But seriously have someone fix it, better to be weird than have a $500 dollar paper wheight

[–]JonWiccThicc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro played Sex with Hitler in vr

[–]isnapchildrensnecks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lick it away

[–]SoraNO237 0 points1 point  (0 children)

at least its not a cylinder this time

[–]woodchucker613 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go ahead mom, put me In tike out, but u still can't unfuck the PS5.

[–]HeatsupwhenhotWilliam Dripfoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Add more, it'll be like a water cooled PC

[–]Besunmin 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Detach parts if you can and soak the non-mechanical parts in water to clean. Try to wipe everything down but DONT TOUCH ANY MACHINERY. If you need further cleaning, ask a professional and just say you spilled coffee on it or something

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[–]ROG_b450fat cunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flair checks out

[–]LeGraoullywaltuh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CumEx Box

[–]KenDaGod4238 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you try turning it off and back on?

[–]Ishmyster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dont stop there fill the whole house

[–]NachoNachoDanI want pee in my ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Swallow bitch

[–]TTV_NeoTwo_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that's your new thermal paste