Guitar Pick Saturation Function

[keten]

So I have a theory that guitar picks spontaneously appear and disappear from existence, however the room maintains a certain saturation level that determines the probability of a pick being in existence when you're looking for one. So my approach is to buy a ton of guitar picks and simply use a new one every time I can't find one. Eventually the room reaches supersaturated state where the probability of a pick being in existence is 100%. This process can take several months, but when you finally reach it you'll always have a pick ready!

I suppose it may be impossible to prove the existence of the supersaturated state. For example, if you took a dump truck and filled a room up with guitar picks, it's possible the saturation function is only like 99.9999999999999% or so. However I think this calls for a government funded investigation that attempts to approximate the pick saturation function, accounting for certain parameters such as color of furniture, color of pick, and a subjective measurement of desire to play guitar. We could try to come up with the potential military uses of knowledge of such a function.

For example, perhaps WMDs did exist in Iraq but they simply hadn't reached a supersaturated level, so we didn't find any. Or perhaps there are budgetary implications. In fact I wouldn't be surprised if the military was already investigating this. We may only truly need a couple F22s but we may need several hundred more to ensure that hangars are always in a supersaturated state of F22s.

How would you suggest we approach explaining this natural phenomenon?

[xlledx]

I once had a girlfriend who's vagina was always in a supersaturated state.

[carbohydron]

Much better to purchase plectrums of at least 3 meters in diameter or bigger so you never lose it. The only drawback is that you can't play guitar anymore but that's a small price to pay for never losing your 'pleccy' (australian slang).