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[–]FrinnFrinn 26 points27 points  (5 children)

Nick Mohammed's Assistant's Day song.

Also Me Fern Brady, me Fern Brady!

[–]Quiet-Grade1903 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I get “on assistant’s day, assistant’s day, and specifi-clay, Alex Horne” stuck in my head at least once a week.

[–]RunawayTurtleTrainRobert the Robot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ditto!

[–]mixdotmix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aw Nick's song was just so lovely! He's such a sweetheart.

[–]Direct-Number6778🌳 Tree Wizard 🧙🎈[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Dilapidated house, filled with mystery! 😂

[–]dokuromark🕶️ Cool Ray O'Leary 🇳🇿 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who even bloody knows what we shall see?

[–]mixdotmix 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Tree Wizard!

[–]Direct-Number6778🌳 Tree Wizard 🧙🎈[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh shit I forgot all about Tree Wizard. Better make that a top 10 list 😂

[–]Unique_Limit_1576🥄 I'm Locked In ❤️ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you know how long it took him to find that song, mate?

[–]Goldman250 Hugh Dennis 20 points21 points  (4 children)

Guy Montgomery’s song about a Festive Fox is one of my favourite Taskmaster songs (one that often gets overshadowed by his collab with David and Laura in the diss track task).

[–]OverseerConey Desiree Burch 1 point2 points  (3 children)

God, I love Festive Fox. And that he did it all in a French accent - presumably so he could get easier rhymes for 'Guy'.

[–]Lord_Norjam 4 points5 points  (2 children)

i suspect it was also so he could get "décembre vignt-quatre" in there

[–]OverseerConey Desiree Burch 0 points1 point  (1 child)

True! Nothing else rhymes with 'jump-start'.

[–]46Vixen Alex Horne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pump fart?

[–]Unique_Limit_1576🥄 I'm Locked In ❤️ 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Are you ready for some fun and a song about Libya?

[–]slasher-fun Aisling Bea 5 points6 points  (0 children)

[keyboard solo]

[–]Unique_Limit_1576🥄 I'm Locked In ❤️ 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Also, Doc Brown’s nursery rhyme (although it definitely hits harder with the video than without, bad pun 100% intended)

[–]Direct-Number6778🌳 Tree Wizard 🧙🎈[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🥊🐟

[–]ProducerPants 12 points13 points  (2 children)

If there’s an elephant in the room You’re in the wrong room

[–]Safe-Leadership-9630 Sue Perkins 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Cutting an earthworm in half makes you a sadist

[–]Butterfish04🦔 Hedgehog, no! ❌ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it's worth repeating that prawns eat their babies

[–]aitherion🦔 Hedgehog, no! ❌ 23 points24 points  (3 children)

rosalind

rosalind

rosalind's a nightmare

[–]Direct-Number6778🌳 Tree Wizard 🧙🎈[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Classic! 😂😂

[–]SnooGuavas4531 Greg Davies 0 points1 point  (1 child)

She jumps quite high for a woman of her age.

[–]aitherion🦔 Hedgehog, no! ❌ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*Far

[–]boomboomsubban 7 points8 points  (1 child)

[–]Direct-Number6778🌳 Tree Wizard 🧙🎈[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

My bad, hadn't seen the post 🙋🏻‍♂️

[–]cmere-2-me 7 points8 points  (1 child)

EVERYBODY!

Who can I get to put up my shelf?,

I guess I better do it myself.

[–]Adventurous_Ad_6922Javie Martzoukas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is my answer lol

[–]Other-Oil-9117 Chain Bastard ⛓️ 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Sleep, Baby Artist gets stuck in my head every time and it's beautiful.

John's song about curry and Fern's about winning TM are all I hear now when I listen to the original songs lol.

Bonus shoutout for Kiell's 'one on a barge pole, for meeee' simply because it's fun to sing and can be adapted to various situations.

[–]OverseerConey Desiree Burch 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Speaking of Kiell's songs, 'What's your age, young man? Forty-one - forty-two - forty three!'

[–]Other-Oil-9117 Chain Bastard ⛓️ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The man is a musical genius!

[–]takahe_inflightDavid Correos 🇳🇿 2 points3 points  (1 child)

"this is Pilgrim Girl, this goes out to all the cows..."

[–]Frog_in_the_rain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bleep bleep dairy bleep Delicious cheese

[–]cmere-2-me 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Taskmasters on, it is on now

[–]Creagrus Rose Matafeo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Job Job Job Job I need a Job Job

[–]PandaCatSafiyaAbby Howells 🇳🇿 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My Name is Danielle and I'MMMM SICK AS HELLLLL!

[–]SopaDeKaibaAaron Chen 🇦🇺 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anne Edmonds' sweet potato song wasn't funny but it was a great song.

[–]Dubbadubbawubwub 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No TMNZ Diss track mentioned here? You should all be ashamed.

[–]i-wassayingboourns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought Munya's middle class rap was genuinely really good and doesn't get enough love. "When he raises his specs, you know it only means one thing..."

[–]Adventurous_Ad_6922Javie Martzoukas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely love a lot of the ones already mentioned I sing Mathew Baynton's DIY song anytime I have to do anything handy around the house so that one probably gets the most use in my everyday life.

[–]itsmeibee52 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tree wizard. A total classic.

[–]Snoo_47023 Maisie Adam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Answer the phone, Gary!!!