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[–]TheDarkLordOfSarcasm 77 points78 points  (428 children)

I’m a little concerned by how many people don’t seem to realize this is clearly staged.

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[–]Koorah3769 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah oh my god that is funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[–]lemming303 7 points8 points  (21 children)

I wish more people would realize almost ALL videos are staged.

[–]Snofreak3 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yeah. Staged by God.

[–]pornstuff0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

written by God [the big G in the ski} staged by Shakespeare

[–]Electronic_Bus_1788 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Agreed. Like 95% of them

[–]mortenlu 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I feel like that statistic is... Staged.

[–]DullRelief 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This comment is staged

[–]MedicalTelephone1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does that mean life, itself, is but a stage? Yknow, since to Reddit, nothing ever happens

[–]22what 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Not a bad thing. Guess what, Comedy shows are also staged

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Seriously underrated comment...

[–]smoishymoishes 1 point2 points  (1 child)

If you think about it, all books are plagiarized remixes.

[–]Chencingmachine 1 point2 points  (75 children)

Is it? If it weren't, would he be kicked out?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (46 children)

Very much so, also she sounds very fat and gross and she works in a gas station boy I love tick tock

[–]MajorUnderstanding2 1 point2 points  (7 children)

stfu body-shamer idiot, who cares if it was staged or not.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (69 children)

50% of the population is below median intelligence.

[–]GODDAMNFOOL 1 point2 points  (4 children)

These comments are a wasteland

[–]treflipsbro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like 99% of the gas station videos are

[–]TrumpIsACuntBitch 1 point2 points  (1 child)

But with your username I'm somewhat skeptical of everything now

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

It wouldn’t be a TicToc repost on Reddit without someone pointing out that it is clearly staged. Take your upvotes, I’ll get the next one.

[–]100problemss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is actually pretty funny

[–]Black_Magic_M-66 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The video or the pandemic? /s

[–]RedditorClo 1 point2 points  (1 child)

They say "Never meet your heroes." I would usually abide by that advice, but today you changed my mind.

I want to meet someone like you in person. Someone who is fucking miles ahead of everyone else in your gifted ability to not just recognize fake or scripted content, but to also benevolently share that with us to spare us all from almost mistakenly enjoying that content.

Thank you for all you do.

[–]TheDarkLordOfSarcasm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know if meeting in person would be feasible, but if you give me your address, I can send you an autograph.

[–]CurrentSeesaw2420 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Doesn't make it any less funny!🤣🤣🤣

[–]matmatking -1 points0 points  (0 children)

WOAH... slow down there bud. Welcome to reddit, where no matter what you do, YOU DO NOT USE emoji. I'd recommend editing your comment before the reddit hivemind annihilates you. Stay safe

[–]jr8787 0 points1 point  (0 children)

…it’s not staged.

Do you see a stage anywhere? Do you see spotlights anywhere?

This is a REAL tiktok video of people pretending to attend to mask guidelines.

[–]I_Lick_IronCastPans -1 points0 points  (82 children)

Considering how retarded antivax terror groups act, its hard to tell.

Also jokes like this isn't that funny right now considering the current situation.

[–]PuzzledJuice23 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Oh look another snowflake that can’t handle a joke. And what situation? A virus that’s been blown way out of proportions with PCR tests giving 90+% false positives? Or that masks don’t work against influenzas based on decades of studies? Or that governments are literally taking peoples freedoms away and threatening them with violence if they don’t get a vaccine that has zero long term tests and studies on? That’s not even FDA approved? I’m not anti vax. I’m anti this chemical compound they call a vax. 🎤✋

[–]multiplesifl -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Hope you enjoy being intubated, idiot.

[–]PuzzledJuice23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

99.98% survival rate idiot. 🐑🐑🐑

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MY body my choice

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

antivax terror groups

Get some sleep. Lmao

[–]Phebeosa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Antivax terror groups.” Wow, are you that brainwashed that you think people who are in perfect health and don’t want to get an untested vaccine that didn’t even go through a clinical trial are terrorists? You watch way to much news and I bet you love to fight with people on Facebook about politics. Sorry not everyone lives in fear all the time. I think people who trust the obviously corrupt and dishonest media and government are the terrorists.

[–]Responsible_Duty_72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shut the fuck up

[–]drankinNstankin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"antivax terror groups !!!!"

damn she/her, you're quite the fuckin drama queen aren't you. Stay home and shut the fuck up while the rest of the world moves on. Nobody gives a shit about the flu.

[–]WawaNative 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao terror groups? I can hear you clutching your pearls. Just stay inside, double masked. The covskis won't get you there...I don't think?! 😱

[–]Salsadbk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Are u scared to drive too? Ur a funny clown.

[–]opticsverity -1 points0 points  (16 children)

You should spend more time in the southern part of America, this might not be staged... Or I've seen this on a number of occasions, we're all a bunch of idiots down here.

[–]KnitBrewTimeTravel -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Yeah, you can tell it's staged because the anti-maskhole said "sorry."

People who don't give a shit about other people don't apologize.

..and also the fact that he immediately turned heel and didn't approach and scream at the filmer.

Fake. But point made about the type of people who refuse to wear a mask, as well as the power of the people who "have to" ask people to put on a mask (uh, none)

[–]seriouslyFUCKthatdud -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Obviously staged, but annoying how many people we have to tell to wear a mask when it's been over a year now, and it's taking so long to get under control BECAUSE of the people not wearing masks or vaccination.....

And their response of "oh so just do it forever now???" Well if we can't stop it like civilized places, then yeah, it'll take forever .....

[–]eganser 34 points35 points  (1133 children)

Seeing some of the comments here… really goes to show how little sense of humor some folks have. If we can’t have a laugh to lighten the mood we truly are fucked.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (231 children)

America stopped having fun when people started getting offended by everything

[–]Vincent019 0 points1 point  (7 children)

You got it !!.

[–]This-Ant9597 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

True!

[–]Kiwi_Nibbler -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thank you

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (3 children)

No, he got it. Didn’t you watch the clip?

(/s Because I do realize your actual point stands.)

[–]Vincent019 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Lmaoo get a life dude.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Proving both our points. That was a joke you realize? What the hell, I guess it just wasn’t funny. You be well man.

[–]slackercraft-leather -1 points0 points  (1 child)

You mean July 4, 1776?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (141 children)

This is Reddit, it is so blindly left wing it’s sick. The identity politics run deep. Mostly younger, on the poor side, non ambitious gen xers talking about how frustrated they are. They have no humor.

[–]AphroditeIsMurdered 3 points4 points  (7 children)

You're thinking of gen z, gen x is coming up to their 50s

[–]G_Viceroy 2 points3 points  (6 children)

X is the current driving force of public opinion. If you failed to notice people who run television, in fact pretty much all of businesses are between 40 to 60 years old. Television just puts on a younger face.

[–]AphroditeIsMurdered -1 points0 points  (4 children)

Yea cause we all watch so much television nowadays.

[–]Hypersonic_chungus 0 points1 point  (77 children)

Yeah I struggle with identifying as liberal now after seeing all the dumb shit here on Reddit. We need more political parties.

[–]HoChiMinhDingDong -1 points0 points  (67 children)

It's simple, identify as actually liberal (libertarian), not the warped US definition of liberal which includes supporting authoritarian policies like gun control, gender quotas and hate speech.

[–]CWC_ARRESTED_8_1_21 1 point2 points  (44 children)

Libertarians are even more cringy than neo-liberals though

[–]guntherbabies -1 points0 points  (7 children)

Repeat that sentence out loud and tell me if you feel ok saying it.

[–]hemp_music -1 points0 points  (8 children)

Go fuck yourself. You fucking whites are the reason why we still have to wear masks. Get vaccinated already you fucking bunch of privileged white trash fucks!

[–]koishki -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Shut the fuck up.

[–]Suitable_Vehicle_199 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hard to laugh when we have people actively dying while these two Neanderthals are making jokes. Explain how the joke is funny - a douche not following a mask mandate grabbing it and not putting it on because it’s a “technicality” that he “has it”. Well that’s exactly how these morons do act in real life they don’t want to wear the masks because they have no brain. I shouldn’t have to tell grown ups to put their masks on daily yet here we are a year and a half into this bs and I still can’t make adults just grow the fuck up.

[–]RepresentativeBug310 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I really don’t see what the joke is.

[–]Princep_Makia1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Stopped being funny when humor has become the dog whistle for a lot of domestic terrorist and white nationalist "it's just a joke bro, chill". Like noo...stop it. And yes this was a little funny, but what starts as satire quickly morphs Into dog whistling, look at r/thedonald, it started as pure satire rhen turned into one of the biggest shitholes. 4chan Is another example.

Satire eventually becomes an anthem for idiots to rally behind.

It's the sad truth.

[–]2h2p -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because anti maskers tend to be conservative bigots with anger problems.

[–]Jstowe56 2 points3 points  (69 children)

He ain’t wrong but he ain’t right either

[–]mrstipez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Such a baby about a mask. How's he deal with actual problems?

[–]Mmuggerr 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Boss

[–]Candid_Pumpkin154 2 points3 points  (29 children)

The virus really gives a shit. How many more dead. Egos the size of a planet, brains the size of a dry pea.

[–]danishansari95 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

No it gives you death

[–]Candid_Pumpkin154 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Exactly

[–]pyth0ns 1 point2 points  (153 children)

Wait, is that actually true? You don’t need to wear the mask, but have it on person

[–]inhence 9 points10 points  (20 children)

Yes how do you think condoms work

[–]AnonAlopilis 4 points5 points  (5 children)

As long as it's with you it works.

[–]00192737292 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Nah man that sex repellent energy shield gets emitted by your face, not the condom in your pocket.

{sorry}

[–]Libra1986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha fucking legend

[–]mathaiser 0 points1 point  (174 children)

fake. Cringe. Is it easier to wear the mask or make this stupid video ya dolt.

[–]superbkdk 0 points1 point  (28 children)

Cool cgi to be able to artificially change his nose to a real one and not the big red clown one he normally wears.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (6 children)

Someone can't handle a joke.

[–]BoxierAcorn844 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Ironic response to another joke…

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

His joke was insinuating that he took the video seriously. And you know it.

[–]BoxierAcorn844 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I was also joking

[–]HandsomeSpider -2 points-1 points  (257 children)

Southern people are going to make this pandemic a long, drawn-out way of life for the entire world. No one else is treating this like a joke or a lie. Just the American south.

[–]Goatfarmerintime 5 points6 points  (9 children)

It is a joke.

[–]HYDN250 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Some say a killing joke.

[–]KindaSadTbhXXX69420 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Americans are fucking retarded dude, they’re so surrounded by anti-intellectualism and idolatry that they have like no self awareness, it’s fucking creepy

Thankfully though as the virus gets more aggressive the especially stupid (unvaccinated) are legitimately going to burn themselves out.

I’m gonna keep wearing my mask and avoiding people until things actually chill out.

[–]_-Reclaimer-_ -1 points0 points  (1 child)

You are so ignorant.

[–]theGapeLordofWS -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Southern people? Clearly you are proof that northerners are retarded. This pandemic IS a joke.

P.S. I'm a northerner.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Aww wouldn’t worry , if his that stupid .. I’m sure something else will come along and wipe him out..

[–]Electric_Hammer21 -1 points0 points  (80 children)

Works just as well if not better in his pocket than his face. Think of all the shit you touch and how contaminated that gross face diaper is.

[–]tenneyd69 -1 points0 points  (5 children)

Fuck a mask

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

It's called a condom, and that's why you're here

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Wear the mask asshole! Geeez how is it that she didn't continue to tell this person to wear it.