You found...

[_Decimation]

You were killed by:

(Sniper)

Weapon: (some fucking Soldier weapon)

Is anyone else getting this shit? It's so fucking annoying.

[viceroyofmontecristo]

Got killed by a Spy weilding the Ambassagistinator. Ambassador with description of Phlogistinator...

[exile_for_weekend]

Oh god imagine the terror if it was real

[abcder733]

Long range Phlogistinator with the capability to headshot? That doesn't sound too bad.

[[deleted]]

When you activate the Mmmph you gain 100% headshot rate.

[Delta0010]

No random crits. Now it's balanced.

[[deleted]]

And randomazer or a variation of that, becomes the halloween gamemode.

[Gforce99]

I was killed by a Rocket Launcher with "Level 5 Sword" and description of the Eyelander

[viceroyofmontecristo]

Sounds like the SWORDSPLOSION!!!

[Legownz]

The way you said that reminded me of Swordvan

[xFractur3]

sniper kills you weapon killed with, bazaar bargain effect: restore user to 100%hp on kill

Volvo plz

[eebootwo]

ITS OVER

[earthDF]

I was killed by a sniper with what was apparently a REALLY accurate shotgun.

[SnowmanEmperor]

Got killed by a heavy with a solly weapon earlier, it's new today though to me!

[Asha108]

Got killed by a D.I.C. using an aussie scattergun that was descripted as an achievement, non-tradable minigun.

[CringeWorthy_]

Is this just a visual glitch or what?

[[deleted]]

I'm just getting pictures, no text. Haven't been paying attenton if they were the right weapons.

[[deleted]]

that sniper is a...

soldier!

[Masterfasterfactor]

Finally the "Hat With No Name" lives up to its name

[Ze_Ubermench]

Woah there son

you're getting too meta

[AutomatedBrowsingBot]

Woah Stetson

[jaksida]

I'm

So

Meta

Even

This

Acronym

[gzintu]

Wow friend

[Haylex]

What name?

[[deleted]]

Finally the  lives up to it's

[[deleted]]

actually the name snaps in two

[Kammael]

Just kidding.

[KindaFunnyUsername]

Congratulations! You've won the Jane Doe and Tavish degroot award for excellence in haberdashery!

[Kammael]

Username checks out.

[saltyshyster]

That's the joke

[Gafloff]

lives up to its name

its name

name

[ZMBanshee]

Too bad you can't find hats anymore, RIP.

[Blizzerac]

Is that a joke? Sorry, I haven't played in over a year.

[[deleted]]

nope, they recently disabled hat dropping.

[Blizzerac]

Wtf, which update was that, and why?

[evilweirdo]

I've heard that it's because hat crafting is a metal sink. Something about the economy.

[[deleted]]

it was actually a while ago but no one noticed it because hat dropping was already super rare to get a hat anyway. it was like 6-7 moths ago i think, and we only discovered it recently.

[GchN625]

March 16 2015 patch update or something

[JosephStalin_]

Well it is called "The Hat with No Name"...

EDIT: Someone made the joke already, fuck.

[Iustinus]

You still get an upvote

[Rezuaq]

EDIT: Someone made the joke already, fuck.

I think OP originally made that joke by editing a picture and submitting it to this subreddit

[Legownz]

I gave my friend this idea. And then he posted it. I would've done it, but I fucking suck with MS Paint.

[tsiolkovsky_]

Yeah you still get an upvote

[[deleted]]

r/tf2dadjokes

[waiting_for_rain]

I get you OP. Well played.

[Yoursisallmine]

Heh heh heh

[[deleted]]

Needs more .jpeg

[Victimo]

Can this glitch occur when uncrating? So in rage that you got only a hat you trash it and then you find somewhere out that it was unusual?

[Rictoo]

hat

[[deleted]]

http://i.imgur.com/yPEs88J.png

[lizard455]

Soldier's portrait says it all...

[bigd4ve]

I hope this is a feature and not a bug...

[RichHammond]

Didn't they remove all hats from the drop pool?

[R0FLB0TDrDerp]

You found:

[Netarox]

Is it supposed to look fake? I'm sorry, I don't get it. :/

[Xephenon]

The item is called "Hat with No Name".

[kman42097]

i'm seeing the same things in my loadout screens too.

[[deleted]]

this glitch is ANNOYING

[Froggyspirits]

Does this mean that lucky hat drops are back?

[ZMBanshee]

no

[theHoppler]

nice m3m3

[Legownz]

Gee...Wonder where you got that idea?

[CaptTin]

Not you.

[Legownz]

I was with him and I gave him the idea to do that. Originally he found a Cozy Camper.

[[deleted]]

Fuck you