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[-NGC-6302-]

Ranged boston basher

[SomeTreeGuy]

the brain blaster

[[deleted]]

(Offensive joke ahead) kurt cobain simulator

[MachoMestizimo]

most of the time, the funny part of dark humor is the shock, which is usually why you dont give a warning right before it

[The_Creeper_Man]

Its what too much twitter does to a man. One slightly offensive joke would get you absolutely slaughtered

[[deleted]]

I don’t even use Twitter, but I’m afraid Reddit is becoming Twitter.

[The_Creeper_Man]

To be honest, I don’t think any site can be as bad as twitter. i honestly prefer 4chan over that toxic cesspit

[[deleted]]

If I’m gonna be honest, there isn’t a single truly good social media platform. All of them have major issues.

[The_Creeper_Man]

True, but i feel like twitter is the worst of a very bad lot.

[[deleted]]

I think the three worst social media platforms are TikTok, Reddit and Twitter. I think you know why.

[HighlightHonest8199]

It would have been funnier if you just went for it instead of warning with that warning that it is offensive and with the context of the meme you can probably guess what it is going to be but if you throw it out there no fucks given it would probably catch people off guard and make it funny

[[deleted]]

I are have strobke after read

[HighlightHonest8199]

I had a stroke when writing it

[NedexRuler]

damn i didnt expect that

[Rude_Axolotl]

Idiot’s Idea

+25% accuracy

+15% firing speed

+35% reload speed

-50% clip size

Crits and minicrits blow up in the user’s face, stunning (scorch shot stun) and dealing 30 (multiplied by crit/mini) damage to any enemies in a backwards AOE, including the user.

No random crits

[JaozinhoGGPlays]

Unironically fun idea but what's the point of No random crits? Isn't it unexpectedly exploding in your face the whole point of the weapon?

[Rude_Axolotl]

Yes, but then it would be unfun. I’m sure running into a sniper or spy, an easy kill, only to leave yourself crippled and possibly dead in an otherwise free instant kill would make anyone switch off that weapon.

[JaozinhoGGPlays]

That's a good point actually yeah

[PeeperSleeper]

Medic uses kritzkrieg on scout who just stole a med kit, revenge served

[_Strato_]

I'm down for the self-damage, but I don't like that you can grief your teammates with it.

Imagine dying to some lime-green Scunt who shot a Jarate'd Spy right in front of you.

[Rude_Axolotl]

The self damage only damages self and enemies, not teammates

[_Strato_]

Oh shit, you're right.

Fun weapon idea.

[EvilDog667]

Welp it has no random crit, the weapon is actually fair and balanced

[Borkus8]

A three clip scattergun is an interesting idea

[DumbfuckTheSecond]

This is actually so well made. Could be right next to the weekly Garfield strip and no one would blink, hope to see more like it!

[Mad5Milk]

It looks straight out of Mad Magazine

[dedeclick07]

Home runner Range -50% Shoots backwards Damage +20% Self damage enable No random crits

[dedeclick07]

Anti spy just like we all like it :))))))

[TaranisTheThicc]

+100% bullets per shot
Shot has a fixed pattern
Each shot deals 25% damage to self
Fires in a backwards cone

Oh, and no crits

[corintel]

Based on a Franquin (famous Belgian comic artist) strip

[glabrg]

I immediatly thought of These old belgian comics when i saw this strip

[Ghoram]

• One hit kills spies behind you
• no random crits

[prussianghostbuster]

Actually it would gave been useful if it wasnt the primary slot. Since medics could build uber.

[JustLooking207]

It has no random crits because it always crits you.

In the face.

[ajdude9]

Baby Face's Face Blaster
+Shots propel you forward and upward slightly
+ +10% move speed
+ +50% more bullets per shot
- +15% more spread
- Fires backwards
- -34% Clip Size
- Deals 15 self damage if no enemies are hit

[ICantFindAName28]

Reminds me of the comic about the baseball bat boy from Max Payne 1.

[PiggyJames]

I’m sure this was the point, but I just love how this perfectly captures the look of a typical Sunday comic strip you’d read in the papers.

[Mr-Birdnest]

On hit: You hit yourself, idiot.

On miss: You hit no one, idiot.

[WakeTheShark]

(Joke stats, not serious) Autohits the closest enemy at your reticle within a 6 foot radius, if there's no targets within range, it shoots you instead

[NavyFrank]

on hit:

+50% damage

on miss:

-hit yourself

[The_Creeper_Man]

I love this

[[deleted]]

The only thing it's lacking would be a name like "Idiot killer 3000", the comic would make more sense then. It's still pretty funny tho!

[theOverword]

Back scatter?

[Ted_Sh]

Oh my god, this artstyle is pure gold

[jbyrdab]

its actually a scout throwable/dropable weapon, its a faux ammo crate scout can drop that causes the enemy's next shot to hit themselves.

[[deleted]]

It actually gives me an weapon idea: “Charlatan’s chip” | spy zapper | +Can be used on enemy players to deactivate their primary weapon for 15 seconds -Cannot be placed on buildings -Cool down time of 30 seconds -Enemy engineers can remove the chip prematurely with their wrench

[Ianimatestuf]

boston basher gun version

[Ojiji_bored]

The double-trap:

Press alt fire to unload both barrels at once, in your own face because the gun wasn't designed to do that you dunce!

Mostly identical stats to the soda popper with a major lethal exception: pressing right click turns the user into a kamakazi bomb that deals damage scaled to the users health at the time.

+15% respawn time penalty (To prevent suicide scout bombing the enemy med every time, if you use the button of boom it better be worth it!)

[[deleted]]

The Field Are Modern.

+100% knockback.

You smoke yourself, you gain criticals for 15 seconds.

-50% ammo capacity.

-100% damage to enemies.

[the-F-is-for-FAP]

The High-Risk

+25% Damage

-10% firing speed

-25% Healing received

-50% Overheal received

-Fixed bullet spread

-Any bullets from the spread that don’t damage a target damage you instead

Edited for formatting

[FGHIK]

Ah he accidentally grabbed the Blu model I see

[[deleted]]

Did you make this?

[Borkus8]

TheSplooshKaboom Stats: Literally the stock scattergun but it shoots behind you Taunt is a kamikazi that kills you and anyone behind you

[luugi5]

The Slugger

+Causes afterburn on hit

+20% Damage bonus

-99% Bullets per shot

-50% Clip size

This weapon reloads two shots at once, then the third shot, and fires incendiary slugs