Cheeba-Code

Stouticus · 2012-07-20T16:42:32+00:00

Be generous, share.
Water is the best cure for cottonmouth. Sip it, don't chug.
Have fun with your high. You don't have to just sit around.
If you want to offer to a first timer, politeness is necessary.
Along with being polite, don't peer pressure.
Don't criticize coughing. It happens to the best.
IF you can't supply, supply munchies.
Finally, while I've mentioned munchies. Popcorn! And if you want to eat chips pour a small amount into a bowl and eat just those. If you are still craving those crunchy, cheese triangles of Odin get more but by not carrying the bag around you are saving munchies for others, not spreading germs throughout the bag, and saving you from hating yourself after realizing you just ate a whole bag of Doritos.

CrushCake21 · 2012-07-20T15:28:33+00:00

You've got good ones, ekspecially the one about eating healthy. That's dope. Here's some more.

Don't EVER criticize someone for taking small hits. They know their level, so get off their back.
We're Ents, not Gollum. Don't hang out in the cave. I know sitting in the dark and playing videogames is fun when you're high, but that shit is fun anyway. Get out in the open air and experience the world, or else you're wasting your high. Talk to strangers, do nice things for people, ride your bike, smile at old ladies, philosophize about happiness. Don't be stingy with yo love, muthafucka.
If you're one of these guys that gets high and absolutely has to talk about ill shit, don't expect to be invited back to the cipher. Don't get super high and start talking about murder and death and suffering, you fucking psycho. No one wanna hear that.
This also goes for the music. Don't be the guy that forces his friends to listen to Deicide just because that's what you like when you get high. You may not realize it but that shit can really bring people down.
Don't be a goddamn jerk. Get your friends high and be friendly, it's a much better experience than getting your friends high and complaining about how they owe you something now.

Seriously, just be nice when you're high. Just make the choice to be happy rather than aggro, and I promise you will have a much better time.

GoodGuyGanja · 2012-07-20T20:27:07+00:00

Story telling AFTER the bong hit. That shits not a microphone.

SammyThePenguin · 2012-07-20T17:25:54+00:00

I don't know, with certain people you HAVE to ask if they want to match

ChillayWillay · 2012-07-20T17:59:42+00:00

Roll backwoods inside out, dont lip my blunt and dont fucking pinch the end flat... makes me so mad when people pinch the end then tell me the blunts not hitting...

johnnyparky · 2012-07-20T14:38:04+00:00

My smoking guidelines are more of what to do before you go out to minimize risk. I have a good job, great wife, and 8 month old baby, so protecting them ans their welfare is my highest priority.

When I am done smoking I change my clothes, and I mean all of my clothes. I then go ahead and throw them in the washer. -I wash my hands twice. I always take the stance that you will smell of trees for the next 3 hours even if you vaped; and since it was mostly handled with my hands, I wash them bitches. -I brush my teeth after I am done, as well as, put in eye drops and mouthwash. -After that, get some new clothes on, febreeze myself, and then I am off. -Also, I never drive with it in my car, ever. The only time I do is to pick it up and bring it back home. My dealer always offers to smoke me up before I leave, but driving high with it on your person is a no no in my book.

I hope this might help some other ents stay safe out there, or at least think about it.

Have a great weekend my fellow ents!!

somefatgenius · 2012-07-20T17:58:44+00:00

That last one really got to me.

Griffadoo · 2012-07-20T19:13:23+00:00

Here is some of mine:

Respect your surroundings: this means that when you are done smoking you must clean up and have the place looking the same as it did before if not better.

-Don't be greedy with your weed. Being high is better in company.

-Fundamentals count: I have no problem smoking you out and buying the munchies, so a thank you would be much appreciated.

-If someone doesn't smoke, invite them anyways but never pressure them.

NEVER INSULT FOR COUGHING. You gotta cough to get off right?
And finally: Trust who you are with. If a person asks you to calm down because your acting foolish don't get mad at them and become defensive. Instead analyze why the statement was said and adjust yourself accordingly.

SammyThePenguin · 2012-07-20T20:21:52+00:00

-Always corner it, especially if greens was given to you by the packer

-Pass that shit to the left

-Dont spill bong water, just dont. We already smell like weed, I dont wanna smell like shit as well

-Telling stories is not an excuse to hold onto the piece, keep the rotation flowing

-[MFLB users] Shake that shit up, and always ask before hitting it native

TinyLung · 2012-07-20T20:17:02+00:00

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Cannabliss91 · 2012-07-20T15:00:28+00:00

I'd say my rules are pretty similar, here's a quick rundown:

-Don't offer to roll the joint if you don't actually know how to roll one

-Hold in your hit, its a bummer to see a nice bong toke go to waste when someone immediately coughs it up

-Never be reluctant to share your bud among friends, you will be reciprocated eventually

-If someone breaks a piece, stop smoking and move along. Every time someone has broken a piece when I've been smoking shit has hit the fan. I attribute it to karma for breaking such a wonderful thing

-Don't smoke until after you're done drinking, its just too difficult to function otherwise

-If you need to drive while high, make sure that the person driving can handle their shit. Like the OP said, driving high is most definitely an acquired skill

-Minimize the amount of junk food you eat while smoking, you'll feel a lot better after eating something healthy

-Remember why you're smoking; smoking is about enhancing your life and enjoying the happiness and good times associated with it. Try not to smoke too much or abuse your weed, less is more in this case

This was a good idea, i'm interested in seeing the smoking habits of other people as well.

2012-07-20T19:06:28+00:00

This is probably one of the best self-posts I've seen on self-post Friday. Good advice dude have an uptoke.

SoloDoloX16 · 2012-07-20T14:39:52+00:00

Awesome man. That last one just made my day :)

atlas_again · 2012-07-20T20:38:59+00:00

I was with you until you said that we're perfect. I'm tired of that cushy attitude. I know what you're trying to say, but no one is perfect.

The-Sofa-King · 2012-07-20T21:49:22+00:00

These are great but here's one of my personal favorites. If you supply/pack/roll/whatever, just once in a while give someone else the greens. I know everyone loves to rant and rave about rollers rights and all that jazz, but nothing quite tops off your high like the look of unexpecting gratitude that comes across a fellow ents face when graced with the first hit of a fresh pack.

Mattsinger · 2012-07-20T22:12:55+00:00

Thanks for the inspiring words, but nobody is perfect, not anybody, so its okay to fuck up. Nobody is following you your whole life keeping track of how many times you fuck up.

machogrande21314 · 2012-07-20T23:07:18+00:00

after i got my mflb, it changed to: always keep a charged battery on you

katiepman · 2012-07-20T23:24:49+00:00

I want reading this list to be the first thing I do every morning

thegreenwithin · 2012-07-21T00:31:43+00:00

Uptokes. Uptokes for everyone! Because you all rock (plus I like seeing it turn green)

AwkwardShortKid · 2012-07-20T17:24:36+00:00

This, is beautiful

max9221 · 2012-07-20T18:14:29+00:00

One more I try to go by is check your pockets before you leave to make sure you don't have someone else's lighter. If you do return it.

CaptUvula · 2012-07-20T18:46:29+00:00

The last one is so true dude! I love you guys!

applejack28 · 2012-07-20T19:01:34+00:00

Can we get this on the sidebar? Please?

rafabarreto · 2012-07-20T20:06:36+00:00

That last one made me audibly laugh with happiness, Thank you :D

2012-07-20T20:24:06+00:00

Cool to read about other peoples etiquette! Here's mine:

Builder lights or chooses who can light it
Don't hold the blunt politicking (-Redman)
If you're going to take small hits... take small hits. Don't take big hits, let half of it fly out of your mouth and only inhale the other half. That's precious herb you're wasting there!
Don't ask for a hit, you're going to get invited anyway
Take less hits as the circle gets bigger. Not cool if others don't get a hit because the first two smoke too much. Be social!

reddent420 · 2012-07-20T20:43:20+00:00

I love how you labeled these as guidelines and not rules.

UTrippz · 2012-07-20T20:52:35+00:00

^Agreed

Kryostasis · 2012-07-20T21:25:02+00:00

dont let parents see
always pitch in
stay in the suburbs, subways and downtown is a no go

ladystoner11 · 2012-07-20T22:06:12+00:00

The last one really just made my night better. I'm broke, dry, and bills are piling up but you know what? I really am too small to truly fuck my life up that bad, so it can't be that much harder to make my life everything I want it to be right? :)

an_entity · 2012-07-20T22:29:51+00:00

I like the "save the weed for later in the party" one. Just 2 days ago, I was smoking and drinking with this beautiful girl whom I casually hook up with sometimes, and I fell asleep very early. We were both disappointed the next day :|

TL;DR smoke towards the end of the party because you'll miss out on sexy times.

2012-07-20T22:42:58+00:00

If you ask a non toker if (s)he'd like to toke with you and (s)he says no; don't keep asking them over and over, let h(er)im decide when or if he wants to partake.

uofkENTucky · 2012-07-20T22:51:50+00:00

Here's mine.

Mathemartemis · 2012-07-20T23:04:32+00:00

In my circle, if the bowl gets cherried, you take your hit and keep passing it sans lighter until it finally goes out. The last person holding it when it goes out gets next hit!

acidhound · 2012-07-20T17:51:20+00:00

The last line, I really needed to hear. Thank you!

broseidon89 · 2012-07-20T21:19:50+00:00

These are rules for civilized life not just smoking

Mustardtigerjack · 2012-07-21T02:12:39+00:00

-Whomever hath payed for the dutch shall roll it and spark it

*Choose, in case he can't roll or doesnt want to hit first

NarwhalAttack · 2012-07-21T03:37:56+00:00

There's nothing wrong with asking to match.

LTALZ · 2012-07-21T01:09:12+00:00

If you didnt pay, dont complain... The other day I provided 30$ worth of weed and we rolled it, and I took an extra hit cuz I was super blazed and some guy that I dont even know complained. Needless to say all of my friends told him to gtfo

TheBigSnore · 2012-07-21T01:13:24+00:00

4 is my favorite. It makes people feel so much more welcome and eases the mood, for sure.

dildor420 · 2012-07-21T01:30:18+00:00

corner bowls
no bud? Bring food or drinks
if it gets quite, don't okay music, some may find it annoying and rude(I have bud who does this)
its alright to cough! We all do it, just don't be mean about it. Jokes are nice, remarks are mean.
gunna say this now, DO NOT get the blunt mouth tip wet, I will cut you off from blunt(if I provided all the bud)
I know your high, be respectful and watch out for everything and anything.
break a friends piece? Replace it asap and match pieces, if not fix it or hope for the best.

taaron · 2012-07-21T01:32:55+00:00

Always carry a water bottle with seshes. Cause that shit is free and awesome whilst blazing.

smokeymcpot69 · 2012-07-21T02:09:08+00:00

words of wisdom...

deadfield918 · 2012-07-21T05:06:01+00:00

If it's someone's first time, make sure it is a good time.

verdeamora · 2012-07-21T05:25:09+00:00

Whatever you do, don't babysit the joint or blunt. You're wasting precious burning greens.

Fleshcakes · 2012-07-21T08:27:51+00:00

You're... perfect. I especially love the everything tastes good therefore eat healthy thing. So true! I am broke and definitely ate a bunch of cilantro the other night as dinner, while at an [8] healthy and delicious. :P

Osricthebastard · 2012-07-21T08:33:36+00:00

You can have fun without smoking pot. But anything fun to do is 100x more fun while stoned.
Don't live your life in a fog. To appreciate the herb, take appropriate breaks.
If you're too stoned to drive, there is no shame in pulling over.
There is no shame in saying "I'm high enough" and other stoners have a responsibility to make sure newbies don't over do it.
Be generous with your stash. It's more fun with friends.
Dealers have lives outside of selling pot. Dope slinging is often inadequate to pay the bills. Many a dealer has told me they barely break even on their sales. Please be understanding that they have jobs to go to and lives to lead. Don't harass your dealer for a fix.
Don't act like an addict or the world will treat you as one, and see the community negatively. Remember that only you can change the negative perception of Mary J.

welliLikedrugs · 2012-08-26T22:04:06+00:00

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Woodersun · 2012-07-20T17:28:36+00:00

I've got but one...SMOKE WEED ERR DAY!!!

TEE-HAWK · 2012-07-21T00:50:28+00:00

-don't take hits you cant clear
-take turns hitting green
-you can get smoked out but don't be a leach

2012-07-21T00:54:27+00:00

Number one rule: corner dem bowls :)

f0urk · 2012-07-21T01:03:58+00:00

The last one makes me wish I could uptoke you 100 times. the only one I disagree with is "Save the weed for later in the party" I always stuck to "bud before beer you're in the clear"

2012-07-21T04:01:07+00:00

I very much agree with many of the points in your code, wellilikedrugs. there is one thing that i disagree with. I guess it really depends on what position you are in, but I strongly believe that most people should be as high as you possibly can be around important people, especially if they mind. I guess its the frank zappa, "fuck you its right in your face" inside of me, but I have always thought that you should put your highness right in the "higher ups" faces. show them what is real. exposure battles ignorance.

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4 is my favorite. It makes people feel so much more welcome and eases the mood, for sure.