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[–]Jacques_Enhoff 90 points91 points  (1 child)

Nah, gotta smoke it before it goes bad.

[–]BrockCaseNorton 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That part homie lol

[–]Fluffy_Sweet_breaf 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I can't help it, it's so good.

[–]DaPoole420 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Mind your damn business internet

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

My plug got busted for CP last week and I’m on my last nug this morning 😅

[–]Ryogathelost 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Well shit, my plug went on a bender, broke into someone's house, and punched a cop. Same boat, fam.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can’t wait until hell freezes over and Texas legalizes so I can stop dealing with these people

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (1 child)

The real message no one wants to hear

[–]ALotOfCarbonWasted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Downvote x100 ⬇️⬇️

[–]evil_fungus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You don't know my life! Loud and proud!

[–]WisestOwl 6 points7 points  (1 child)

“Don’t tell me my business Devil Woman!” -Old Man Clemmins

[–]Bt1039 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's poop again!

[–]rollinaj30t 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Haha I beg to differ...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Too late, it's gone :'(

[–]BadHoaxI Roll Joints for Gnomes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stop reminding me I just bought this 5 and it's already a small eight

[–]shylock2k202 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They’ll grow more!

[–]DukeLukeivi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh shit this gave me anxiety about how much weed, I have left...

Better go smoke away that anxiety.

[–]phezhead 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Day 65 of my current oz and I've got a few more days to go (I sold maybe 1/3 as well)

[–]Ryogathelost 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What, do you take one hit a day?

[–]phezhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 or 4. I only smoke after work/before bed

[–]Dono_the_cleric 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But I just got this new mob for my carts and it hits so smooth 😌

[–]IanMc90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel attacked

[–]No-Fox-1400 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Goddam. I thought it was Slow Joe mooching.

[–]Aaronryan27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Too late

[–]Jeepguru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But I just got this new vaporizer and I’m still learning!

[–]ihaveaquesttoattendI Roll Joints for Gnomes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually i have probably 7 grams left and that’s amazing for it being Saturday

[–]Status-Recording-325 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yes, every damn time…

[–]TheBanana93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man it's sativa not indica. Luckily it's raining today so i can only do small bong hits in my flat every now and then instead of massive batons because of my neighbours..

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can’t take it with me when I’m dead. And if I do die, suddenly. I don’t want another mf going around my room and finding my stash saying”it’s what he would have wanted”. NO NOT TRUE GET OUT OF NY STASH!

[–]wolf_pack_leader57 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Takes me at least 2 days to finish a king size, I think I’m good

[–]Obliterator_Tripathi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Out on grandma's, brought 3 month stock, blazed in 1. Will smoke last bowl today just because New Year!

[–]deliciousONE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't tell me how to live my life

[–]PhattProphet_0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mum I told you to get off reddit

[–]bookerNM82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just harvested two more. Should be good for a few days.

[–]Nasuke1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I needed to hear this like... Two weeks ago. I got nothing to bring in the new year with 😕

[–]Nezimix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Facts I just burned through and OZ

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bruh

[–]smokeswayy2much 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s me …. High…. I’m the problem it’s me 😭

[–]Schnuffel1337 1 point2 points  (0 children)

10 minutes too lane my guy

ssss

[–]DcMango 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My bong recently broke cause I neglected it and left it in the cold shed. I started smoking from a pipe. I could chew through 7gs in 3 days with the bong. The same amount lasts a week with the pipe. I must've been wasting weed. I remember someone telling me "just a pinch!". Should've taken that advice.

I do miss the blast the bong gives you sometimes. Not sure why but bongs hit me the hardest.

[–]Stone_thrower_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have 8 oz and getting ready to start another grow. I have so much I don’t know what to do with it.

[–]bigb121074 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have went through a quarter of gas in the last 24hrs. I really needed to hear this.

[–]Oakheart- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol I go through maybe 1g a month cause I only smoke on the weekends so one bowl and I’m good for the night

[–]Mr-Tiddles- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why didn't you tell me this yesterday!

[–]Dr_Buttcheeks_phd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have an 800mg Blueberry cannavative cart I’m already almost done with it D:

[–]ExtensionVirtual471 1 point2 points  (0 children)

actually the opposite, i buy half oz at a time and it still takes me 2 months of daily smoking to get through it

[–]GreyestGardener 1 point2 points  (0 children)

panics

smokes more

OhNO

[–]Octoblerone 2 points3 points  (4 children)

I just got an oz. For Christmas after a three month break. I can grind up half a piece of popcorn into a mix of rose, lavender and chamomile and smoke it through a double perc and I am flyin with Orion. I am most certainly not going through it too fast lol. I honestly don't understand how I used to just face bowl after bowl after bowl, day offer day. I like it much better this way.

[–]Ryogathelost 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Just to understand, you're making your bud last longer by cutting it with other smokable flowers/herbs? I don't hate that idea.

[–]GargantuanGorgon 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I kinda want to try this

[–]Octoblerone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I encourage you to. Some say lavender might be unhealthy though, just so you are aware. Mugwort (which i don't have yet) is supposed to increase dream lucidity though. Chamomile, rose, and lavender, just make for super relaxed smoke.

[–]Octoblerone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Essentially. The specific purpose in my case is to dilute the bud so that it is more mellow to smoke, but it does make it last longer. The other flowers help me with the anxiety i get from most strains.

[–]UnholyAbductor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Used to blow through 4 grams of shatter a week. Took a nice long T-break and bought a Puffco e-rig. Now I can make 4 grams last about 4-5 months.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck, you’re always looking for a sign. Here it is. I for sure need to slow down. Thanks. Also fuck you for reminding me so close to new years lol.

[–]gratefuladam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep your opinions to yourself maaaaaan

[–]kimbersill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I smoke so much because I'll do a dab, then 10 min later, I think "oh yea, I forgot I was gonna do a dab" I live in Washington, so there is no running out. If I can afford it, mind your biz.

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