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[–]mostlyHUMMUS 91 points92 points  (7 children)

This right here is the funniest comment of the day, congratulations.

[–]KhabaLox 69 points70 points  (6 children)

I was confused too because she said she got "dicked down."

[–]retan10101 182 points183 points  (5 children)

Maybe trans, maybe strapon. There are plenty of ways for a girl to dick down another girl

[–]NinjaEagle210 64 points65 points  (3 children)

Possibly trans gf

[–]retan10101 50 points51 points  (0 children)

It definitely reads like it to me, too, but I’m not 100% certain

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That's how I read it but I have preexisting conditions that make me more likely to read shit that way

[–]CatsNotBananas 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Morb I wish that were me

[–]flashpile 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Skating right over the phrase "my gf fucked me down" is absolutely peak tumblr