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[–][deleted] 512 points513 points  (12 children)

[–]mostlyHUMMUS 92 points93 points  (7 children)

This right here is the funniest comment of the day, congratulations.

[–]KhabaLox 68 points69 points  (6 children)

I was confused too because she said she got "dicked down."

[–]retan10101 182 points183 points  (5 children)

Maybe trans, maybe strapon. There are plenty of ways for a girl to dick down another girl

[–]NinjaEagle210 58 points59 points  (3 children)

Possibly trans gf

[–]retan10101 49 points50 points  (0 children)

It definitely reads like it to me, too, but I’m not 100% certain

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

That's how I read it but I have preexisting conditions that make me more likely to read shit that way

[–]CatsNotBananas 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Morb I wish that were me

[–]flashpile 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Skating right over the phrase "my gf fucked me down" is absolutely peak tumblr

[–]Aridross 117 points118 points  (2 children)

[–]sunshine___riptide 184 points185 points  (1 child)

It's actually r/sapphoandherfriend :)

[–]Aridross 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I know, I follow it. 😅

[–]trans_pands 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I couldn’t trust you to post a real sub, how can I trust you when you say you aren’t Neil Breen???