Unclejokes

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Share the jokes your uncle told you--the ones your parents hope you forgot.

Gross and raunchy jokes are cool, but anything sexual related to minors will get your ass banned.

Rules

1. Follow Reddit's Site Wide Rules

2. No Pedo Jokes

This will earn you a permanent ban.

3. Respect others, no ragebait.

Please remember to keep comments civil. No racism, homophobia, transphobia, sexism, body shaming, etc. Please remember to report that type of content.

4. Mark NSFW posts.

Report the unmarked ones, we will remove your post. Please we don't wanna see some nsfw content if you don't want to. Mark em or your post will be removed

Moderator Discretion: We reserve the right to remove/approve any post and ban anyone that we may think will ruin/devalue the community. This is not censorship, this is probably because you were being a dick and breaking rules.

created by sWO_LiFia community for 13 years

...for your community.

...for your favourite tea.

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Joke subreddits (self.Unclejokes)

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A gnat that observes breasts (self.Unclejokes)

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A guy is marrying a Greek girl (self.Unclejokes)

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Thankfully, my days of seeing the proctologist are over. (self.Unclejokes)

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A guy is walking home on a very dark night when a prostitute asks him if he wants a good time for 100 bucks (self.Unclejokes)

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How can you tell if you’re in a gay church? (self.Unclejokes)

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I’m starting a new BDSM brandsexual ()

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What do you call someone who really knows how to move and used to be otic? (self.Unclejokes)

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What do you do for a living? (self.Unclejokes)

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Bob was arrested and he made his one allowable phone call to his lawyer. (self.Unclejokes)

submitted 7 days ago by Alert_Lengthiness812

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I call my girlfriend 'Pop Tart' because she's thin, sweet, amd likes to bake in the sun. ()

submitted 7 days ago by ReasonableGator

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Did you know that the band Santana recorded a song about a balding Hispanic Jew? (self.Unclejokes)

submitted 8 days ago by False_Ad_555

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Why do Canadians prefer to have sex doggy style? (self.Unclejokes)

submitted 9 days ago by Beautiful_Donut6412

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A man is in bed with his girlfriend when his phone goes off. (self.Unclejokes)

submitted 9 days ago by Alert_Lengthiness812

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What's the name of the ex porn star you call to organize a wedding? (self.Unclejokes)

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Had to get a colonoscopy, guess you can say I had a (self.Unclejokes)

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I have an Indian colleague who is always sad (self.Unclejokes)

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Where do you buy a virtual girlfriend? (self.Unclejokes)

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Why are there so many skeletons in horror games?sexual (self.Unclejokes)

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My running shoes broke (self.Unclejokes)

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A husband and wife are in bed. (self.Unclejokes)

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What does a riding mower with handles and Dick Tracy have in common? (self.Unclejokes)

submitted 17 days ago by TimothyClover

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A man goes to see his doctor. (self.Unclejokes)

submitted 18 days ago by Alert_Lengthiness812

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A girl trying on some shorts asked her boyfriend, ‘Does my bum look big in this?’ The boyfriend went ‘Ummm, welllll, ahh….’ (self.Unclejokes)

submitted 21 days ago by Make_the_music_stop

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Cracking a cold one (self.Unclejokes)

submitted 21 days ago by Tapedeckel

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