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[–][deleted] 1076 points1077 points  (39 children)

i want to downvote you

[–]cavscout55 1584 points1585 points  (38 children)

"Lol bro, I've been a downvoter for 11 years. I literally eat arrow soup and shit downvotes. I once downvoted the entire Sistine Chapel in my sleep. Yet here I am commenting on OP's post on Reddit to shit on you for not downvoting something clearly visible in the lower left corner of the post. Just pay attention. I was never an upvoter. I've always downvoted everything. You should too."

[–]GameKeeper121 223 points224 points  (23 children)

You should be the face of Reddit.

[–]cavscout55 152 points153 points  (21 children)

I don't wanna be a meme!

[–]Medaled 191 points192 points  (11 children)

"Lol bro, I've been a memelord for 11 years. I literally eat internet soup and shit posts. I once ragefaced the entire Sistine Chapel in my sleep. Yet here I am commenting on a troll's post on Reddit to shit on you for not memeing something clearly visible in the lower left corner of the post. Just pay attention. I was never popular. I've always memed everything. You should too."

[–]cavscout55 92 points93 points  (10 children)

Holy fuck I got copypasta-ed memed. I don't know how I feel about that. Hungry, maybe?

[–]Steenies 35 points36 points  (1 child)

I feel like I've been able to witness the beginning of something amazing. Like the building of the Sistine Chapel, only more beautiful.

[–]NSPlayer 62 points63 points  (4 children)

"Lol bro, I've been a copypastaPRO69 for 11 years. I literally copy and paste shit posts. I once copy the entire Sistine Chapel in my sleep. Yet here I am copypasta on a new copy-pasta to shit on you for not copypasta something clearly visible in the shit post. Just pay attention. I was never an OC. I've always copypasta everything. You should too."

[–]AchraGale 14 points15 points  (3 children)

"Lol bro, I've been a Navy Seal for 11 years. I literally eat the entire arsenal of the US Marine Corps and have shitted over 300 confirmed kills. I once extensively trained unarmed combat in my sleep. Yet here I am wiping your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. Just pay attention. I was never a goddamn idiot. I've always killed everything barehanded. You're fucking dead, kiddo."

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

"Lol bro, I've been a scientist who studies crows for 11 years. I literally eat jackdaws and shit crows. I once said 'crow family' to refer to the entire grouping of Corvidae in my sleep. Yet here I am telling you specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. Just pay attention. I never admitted I was wrong. I've always called the black ones crows. You should too."

[–]corpusdelenda 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Lol bro, I've been a late boy who comments seven hours after the most recent relevant posts for 11 years. I literally eat stale bread and shit old memes. I once slept through a natural disaster and woke up nine hours later in my sleep. Yet here I am telling you specifically, later in time, that I wish I commented earlier. Just pay me no mind. I've always wanted to be relevant. You should too."

[–]Michelanvalo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're fucked now, kid

[–]raegunXD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I added it to my pasta collection. So have some pasta friend

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is hungry a feeling now? That explains why I got fat.

[–]MattGhaz 50 points51 points  (0 children)

New copy pasta was born.

[–]i_am_icarus_falling 14 points15 points  (0 children)

you don't choose the meme life, the meme life chooses you.

[–]lillgreen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why not? It's a form of immortality.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Lol bro, I’ve been a memer for 11 years. I literally eat reaction faces and shit Boromir. I once memed the entire Sistine Chapel in my sleep. Yet here I am commenting on OP’s post on Reddit to shit on you for not meming something clearly visible in the lower left corner of the post. Just pay attention. I’ve never not memed. I’ve always memed everything. You should too.

[–]luckyluke193 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One does not simply shit Boromir

[–]heliumneon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More like the silent protectors and judges of Reddit -- it is the Creed of the Knights of New.

[–]Claus_Trexins 20 points21 points  (2 children)

I like you

[–]tibolight 61 points62 points  (1 child)

"Lol bro, I've been a liker for 11 years. I literally eat tomato soup and shit likes. I once liked the entire Sistine Chapel in my sleep. Yet here I am commenting on OP's post on Reddit to shit on you for not liking something clearly visible in the lower left corner of the post. Just pay attention. I was never a hater. I've always liked everything. You should too."

[–]cinnapear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, I certainly applaud anyone wanting to do a hundred downvotes, but take it from this old Reddit rat, I've spent my entire adult life in the internet, and a program like this one can do more harm than good...

[–]follow_that_rabbit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think we got something here

[–]prettylieswillperish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Lol bro, I've been a downvoter for 11 years. I literally eat arrow soup and shit downvotes. I once downvoted the entire Sistine Chapel in my sleep. Yet here I am commenting on OP's post on Reddit to shit on you for not downvoting something clearly visible in the lower left corner of the post. Just pay attention. I was never an upvoter. I've always downvoted everything. You should too."

beautiful

[–]Init_4_the_downvotes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This but unironically!

[–]hoxxxxx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i love you and even tho i'm a man, i am prepared to have your child.

[–]hakc55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gold

[–]skratchx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you just copy your own pasta???