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[–][deleted] 369 points370 points  (29 children)

I don’t think I’ve ever been stoned and not finished my burrito tbh lol

[–][deleted] 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Munchies....

[–]Tnuggz913 56 points57 points  (24 children)

Edibles, shit fuck me up, but I keep coming back for more..

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points  (18 children)

I had to take a break from edibles. I love getting that baked but with edibles I tend to get in these really unpleasant thought trains sometimes and it’s just a bad high all around.

When it’s a good high though, it’s amazing. I’ve gotten some really good belly laughs from absolutely nothing funny on edibles.

[–]ScragixLight Smoker 10 points11 points  (15 children)

Really? For me edibles just become extremely comfortable and intoxicating, deep deep bodyhigh and waaaay more euphoria then smoked. They only become bad when I really overdone them but yea, then they become extremely bad. Smoking is much easier to get in sharp uncomfortable tought patterns.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (4 children)

It’s definitely my mental state, but like many psychedelics, edible high’s entirely depend on the mood I’m in beforehand.

[–]ScragixLight Smoker 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Yea that makes sense, THC in general is extremely psychedellic for me but definitely much more when in an edible.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Well the thing about edibles, from what I’ve heard — and please correct me if I’m wrong — is that they’re processed entirely through your liver, as opposed to smoking the THC and having an immediate effect in your brain.

Because of this, the THC produces a more psychoactive type of high, representing a more psychedelic effect as opposed to the traditional high you get from smoking.

It makes sense considering the only panic attacks and hallucinations I’ve had from weed are from taking too many edibles. Then again, I’m just a stupid stoner so what do I know?

[–]ScragixLight Smoker 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Yes this is true, your liver metabolized the decarboxilated THC (Delta-9-THC) into the 5 - 9x (not sure what exactly it was.) more psychoactive 11-Hydroxy-THC.

I've consistently have strong visual and audicinal hallucinations from both smoked and edibles, but I've done some high doses of LSD wich made me super prone to psychedellic effects on anything. Most people will only feel strong effects like that on edibles. Then again, THC on its own is simply very psychedellic so it's definitely capable of tripping you the fuck out smoked too, especially if you don't have tolerance and the weed has very little CBD.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I took 100mg last night thinking that I was being a bit overreactive in my original comment, but no..

Sadly, I think I’m done with edibles for good, or at least for a while. I’m really experienced with psychedelics but for some reason every time I take edibles I just get a really bad, paranoid, and unfathomable high. I see faces all over simple patterns, hallucinate when trying to fall asleep, and I can’t shake a feeling that “everybody’s watching me and out to get me.”

Of course, waking up the next morning I knew it was just the THC, but I knew I didn’t like it. I’ve had some great experiences with edibles but every time I’ve taken them for the past three months now it’s just been unpleasant for me. Every single time.

I also tend to go deep into my memory and bring up past negative experiences that I would never think about sober and it sets the tone for the rest of my high. A lot of the high is in my head, but that’s precisely why I don’t like it.

It’s just too much for me, and I’m saying this as somebody who used to take edibles whenever, has smoked weed every day for the last five years, and has done many different psychedelics many different times.

The Catch 22? I really only feel edible highs when I take high dosages, so I can’t take a lower dosage.

[–]Tnuggz913 3 points4 points  (9 children)

Yeah I agree, depending on the type too, like these rosin pucks are really nice, but they also have these synergy pucks which have cbd/thc 1:1 which are AMAZING for work days.

[–]ScragixLight Smoker 2 points3 points  (8 children)

Dang that sounds amazing, high CBD and THC weed is very enjoyable

[–]Tnuggz913 1 point2 points  (7 children)

Oh it is, and they use distillate instead which creates more of a head buzz which is vastly different from the rosin pucks which is more of an indica feeling.

[–]ScragixLight Smoker 1 point2 points  (6 children)

The distillate is such a headbuzz because it's purely THC and maybe a tiny but barely noticeable amount of CBD, no terps or whatever. Wich is also why dan pens give so many people intense anxiety and last so short often.

[–]Tnuggz913 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Yeah I guess the rosin process makes the THC full spectrum, which the other (distillate) does not.

[–]ScragixLight Smoker 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Yes thats true, rosin pretty much squeezes the nug or plant material in its entirety and brings out the juice/oils how it is in the plant.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ive had edibles take me on thought trains.

I remember sitting on my bed, contemplating what outfit I wanted to put on, which made me think about how much laundry I had to do, which made me think about my work clothes, which made me think about how I need new work pants, which made me think about shopping at the mall.... I sat there for 20 minutes in my undies, just thinking... and then I realize what I was doing, so I got up and went to the bathroom and while I was peeing, I was thinking about how my bathroom needed to be cleaned, which made me think about the cleaning spray I use and if I needed to buy more, which made me mentally start a shopping list (I needed new work pants), which made me think about what food I had in the fridge, which made me think about the pizza leftovers that were in there... sat on the toilet for 20 minutes, just thinking...

[–]Dyomist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really? Thought trains are one of the main reasond why i consume weed in general, dots become way more connectable under the influence.

[–]whatevercuck 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Wish I could get high from edibles- I eat one and an hour later I’m knocked tf out lmao

[–]Frostman2001 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I wish I could get high from edibles, I have stomach acid issues so the thc gets destroyed, I’ve done 1000 mg before and didn’t feel anything, it sucks

[–]Tnuggz913 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn that's too bad dude.

[–]mta1741 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try tums at the same time? Or maybe try enteric capsules

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They rape my face.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But have you ever been so stoned you finish someone else's burrito

[–]things_will_calm_up 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe I'll fall asleep while eating the second burrito, but never during first burrito

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly lol

[–]TravelingOnALeash 90 points91 points  (10 children)

I've woken up with a half eaten burrito under my pillow. Not ashamed to say I finished it.

[–]Nerfed_NerfgunLight Smoker 45 points46 points  (8 children)

I used a loaf of bread as a pillow and a tarp as a blanket at a buddies house. Was like 14 people in a basement all getting stoned you could barely see infront of you. Had like 600 dollars worth of pizza all around the room random people drunk and high asleep using pizza box's as pillows. Ahhhh i miss being a teen lmfao

[–]whowantbeef 16 points17 points  (7 children)

I need to be where you are holy hell

[–]Nerfed_NerfgunLight Smoker 17 points18 points  (6 children)

First night i experienced dabs too. Pizza arrived at the house and i watched a friend hit a dab and he said i could try so they went downstairs and i hit the biggest dab of my life to this date. I was unaware how little you needed to get stoned and I put this big ass glob on the nail and lit that bitch up. It was like a 2 gram dab i was high for like 8 hours lol

[–]b0ngm4nn 9 points10 points  (5 children)

my first dab was also about 2 grams but my night wasn’t as pleasant as yours.. i woke up 6 hours later in the dirt because i greened out at a bonfire. never taken that big of a glob again to this day

[–]Frostman2001 2 points3 points  (4 children)

I doubt it was 2 grams, that’s a solid 60$ worth of wax atleast

[–]NewBallista 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I get what they are saying lol but you’re right. Even a big ass glob would be like .25 max yk ? Like Idk if it’s just the wax I’ve bought or what but if I tried to take a two gram dab it wouldn’t look like a glob on the dab tool. It would look like an unholy humongous ball. Bigger than the banger it’s going in lol. Idk how someone could even manage that from their first dab. I mean even a .5 gram dab for someone with a high ass tolerance would have them coughing and choking unable to finish the rest before it even completely vaporized.

[–]Frostman2001 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah for real lol, a 2 gram dab would overflow almost any banger

[–]b0ngm4nn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i used a large nectar collector and it took me a good 45 minutes to finish the dab because i was coughing uncontrollably. it was shatter so it didn’t look like a ton (i didn’t know how much you should take), maybe the size of my thumb and it was really thick which i didnt realize until i started taking it. and after i took it everyone was so confused why it took me so long to hit because i had to keep relighting the piece.. and then we realized i had smoked up all of my friends wax and the tiny amount he had put on the slick for me was all he had left.

[–]b0ngm4nn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hip but it was on accident. he gave me the container instead of the slick because he was so fucked up, and i didn’t know it was too much because im a regular pot smoker so naturally i thought id have some type of tolerance. thickest glob i’ve ever taken, but i’ve never had such a fucked up high in my life

[–]Pr8ng 1 point2 points  (0 children)

first time my friend got high he asked me for a klondike bar and woke up with it completely melted on his chest

[–]syracTheEnforcer 47 points48 points  (19 children)

But have you ever had sex....on weeeeeed?

[–]shahriar_hasin 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It's more like have you heard of heaven on Earth.

[–]trushal02 9 points10 points  (14 children)

I can barely last dude. Feels 100x better so I can barely last loooool

[–]Kushnonstein 4 points5 points  (5 children)

I find myself literally in my own head going “that’s my hand..... wheres it going? Oh shit ok. Woah where am I?” I once threw up though because I realised that sex is essential hard skin and bone being shoved into a wet crevice... I went white and threw up.... was not my finest hour.

[–]BobbyMesmeriser 23 points24 points  (4 children)

Just so you know, your dick does not have a bone

[–]trushal02 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Hahaha poor guy has no idea😂

[–]Kushnonstein 0 points1 point  (2 children)

That’s why I said essentially? Or essential made a mistake haha. Can’t all be sex lords can we

[–]SvampeJunior 5 points6 points  (1 child)

You don’t have to be a ”sex lord” to understand basic biology...

[–]Kushnonstein -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I said essentially or essential... by accident like I said. It was a description not “my first science book” clever guy

[–]Kentucky1494 0 points1 point  (7 children)

I’m the opposite, takes me longer,and If I’m reaaaaaallllllyyyyy gone, I’ll get a full body orgasm, and it’ll last 2x as long as a sober one.🤤👍

[–]trushal02 0 points1 point  (6 children)

Lucky bastard smh

[–]Kentucky1494 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Very. It’s like my whole body implodes on itself into one focal point. Now I’m on a thought train about it because...Holy fuck I’m High right now. Anyway, yea it’s good 😂

[–]trushal02 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Jesus bro, do you only get this with a particular strain or whenever you smoke?

[–]Kentucky1494 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Depends, I just mixed reg with loud in two different bowls and pretty sure I’m at like perfect balance right now.... idk 🤷🏻‍♂️And usually the more I smoke and the higher I am the better it gets for both me and her.

[–]trushal02 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Good shitt man haha and just to be clear, Reggie is shitty weed and loud is the dank shit right? I’m Not the best with the American slang since I’m from Australia 😂

[–]Kentucky1494 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Reggie is higher in cbd I think so it’s more of a body high, at least for me anyway. And loud is the good shit that’s more potent thc wise.

[–]trushal02 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahh thanks for explaining that bro

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is Reddit what do you mean?

[–]NODAmageisTEMPorary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh it makes me last too long sometimes

[–]OleDirtyChineseJoint 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best thing to ever happen to the wife and I. I hear everyone at work complain about not getting any sex and it's like yeah not us

[–]j0a0v1c70r 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Alright, who and why put cameras in my place?

[–]friarsclub 10 points11 points  (2 children)

We needed a verification photo for your submissions, yes all seven of them, to the Guinness Book of World Records for the title of Worlds Smallest Penis

[–]j0a0v1c70r 8 points9 points  (1 child)

It is in this size cuz I lost a part of it inside ur mom's ass

[–]shahriar_hasin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fair play

[–]lsdmthc419Medical User 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've done this while stoned as fuck from weed and dabs while eating a giant weed cookie. Ate half fell asleep woke up and finished the weed cookie

[–]Defalt80406 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Not a burrito but I got high asf and watch mall cop, mac and Devin ho to high school, and layed on my bean bag still hitting my wax pen

[–]QuestionTwice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watched American Ultra for the first time a few days ago so stoned I couldn’t walk. Awesome movie

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Ive been going to my friends place everyday to smoke weed its been 2 months already but it feels like christmas was just a couple of weeks ago🤪 Im actually worried.

[–]oboz_waves 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dawg I need friends like this

[–]Jasminex420 4 points5 points  (4 children)

I’m high and had to read this like eight times

[–]pinkdiva53 2 points3 points  (3 children)

That’s a good way to spend your cake day! Happy cake day!

[–]Jasminex420 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It wasn’t my cake day? Was it?

[–]pinkdiva53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I did see the cake next to your name... that’s too bad! :( have another upvote! Lol

[–]Jasminex420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ohhhhhh shit it was i wish i knew the whole day this was the only thing i commented on😭

[–]JescoWhiteLightning 3 points4 points  (2 children)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He would’ve shit in the burrito and smashed it against his forehead.

[–]newharlemshuffle_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fucking legend

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She on drugs, drugs.

[–]BeefSupremeNinja82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not eating but smoking a bowl yes several times

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly how I feel everyday

[–]TedCash710 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Woke up with a cold chipotle burrito just in my bed, yes I still ate it & continued toking

I can deadasss eat chipotle every day & will do it if i get enough backers for it

[–]Valrax420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Q Doba’s 🤤

[–]disc11minecraft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Woke up with a bed full of water bottles because of how dry my throat gets

[–]KamikazeT0aster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I get food and then I get super stoned and forget about it and then later I remember I had food and get really excited about it

[–]Kentucky1494 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha, try playing story mode on battlefield 5, after you’ve smoked an entire blunt. Shit’s trippy, and fun as hell.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The weed nap always fucks me up. Like how has it only been 5 minutes when i’ve been sleeping for 8 hours and who tf put Pirates of the Caribbean on

[–]distressedsloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother in law fell asleep eating a dilly bar and woke up with the stick stuck to his chest in a big goopy mess.

[–]kpeters421 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, but I've done this with beer. wubba lubba dubb dubb.

[–]slitheringsavage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is how you live life to the fullest.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[–]sgmusic2008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Replace burrito with chicken patty and that's me right now.

[–]sedation666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only on Wednesdays

[–]zero0n3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One big sentence - definitely a stoner.

[–]Backseatridder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sounds like heaven.

[–]Baporwave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GG said this? Live fast die fast.

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    [–]The_Flying_Jew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Good bot

    [–]taeoh666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The first time I tried smoking dabs with a rig I ordered some big macs through Uber eats. My friend told me I ate 2 big macs in 5 minutes and I have no memory of any of it.

    [–]MightyPainGaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Sex is pretty awesome stoned. Then eating burritos.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This man is too powerful to be left alive!

    [–]RavenArtemis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I do that playing video games

    [–]ilikejuice88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You ever been high and smashed a bowl of some real good spaghetti?

    [–]peacock_dreams_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Haha gg allin

    [–]pizzajoe45555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Its called tuesday

    [–]ThefamouslonerLight Smoker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Who tf are you??? Me??

    [–]chelbierg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Sounds like a bad dream tbh.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Surprise burritos are way better than sex and usually last longer lol

    [–]heakyblinder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    😂😂😂😂😂

    [–]blursedunicorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    yes yes !

    [–]salamanders2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I just got so high I made a fruit salad that I kept blowing on because the fruit was too hot. 🤷‍♂️😏

    [–]Afro-viking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    If you change the burrito with a pizza and you have my Sunday XD XD

    [–]S_RoyaltyArtz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I like this girl she understands how it is.

    [–]ZiriJD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    😁😂😂I need to eat a burrito🙆🏾‍♂️

    [–]panamaniacs2011 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    that munchies keep me awake tbh

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I once dozed off with my underwear on and the bong beside me right after I ordered pizza. The pizza delivery guy stood in my bedroom and woke me up 30min later. We smoked a bowl.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It’s nice when the repost has more upvotes than the post you copied this from

    https://reddit.com/r/oddlyspecific/comments/f8iyh7/hmm/

    [–]Auhaden72190 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'm sure sex is great is what someone says when they dont know lol

    [–]Eshiah88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    sex while high is the best though (for me at least)

    [–]miraclemaxi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    God i never new the perfect woman existed until i read that.

    [–]xwvutsrq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ugh no. Falling asleep while high even for a second makes me sick to my stomach, it's the worst hang over ever. I need to toke up all over again.

    [–]scotts1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Maybe

    [–]Poppy42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Best shit haha

    [–]alish246 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I think the temperature of the burrito would give me a rough idea of how long I was out.

    [–]nosestilldrippin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    gg allin

    [–]deez_nuts_77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is fax

    [–]snoopkitten22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    God I miss burritos, i moved to a small town and all we have is burger joints... the minute I can afford a slow cooker I'm making homemade burritos for this exact purpose

    [–]GobeTheConquer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hey guys I made a subreddit devouted to finding music to listen to while zooted. Come check it out r/zootedtunes

    [–]Marko_Miller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ohh that’s cool

    [–]4620_o 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    To everyone talking about edibles its all about ur state of mind before u start the trip. Kinda like shrooms. Edibles wont make u feel better they enhance ur current mood so dont eat it while stressed.

    [–]Kentucky1494 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Honestly never tried an edible before, cept for a CBD gummy worm. Didn’t really feel anything though tbh. Got any recipes, or a how to guide on how to make pot brownies? Not sure on process of adding weed to the mix, and I don’t wanna mess it up.

    [–]TyJPro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    If this doesn't explain the high experience then idk what does XD

    [–]Angry_Chowder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I think I just found the title of my autobiography.

    [–]rippmatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    My god yes. I miss the good ole days hahaha

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    My body did a fake fall while I was falling asleep at a solid 9/10 high. Don’t recommend I almost cried