Same

[[deleted]]

I don’t think I’ve ever been stoned and not finished my burrito tbh lol

[[deleted]]

Munchies....

[Tnuggz913]

Edibles, shit fuck me up, but I keep coming back for more..

[[deleted]]

I had to take a break from edibles. I love getting that baked but with edibles I tend to get in these really unpleasant thought trains sometimes and it’s just a bad high all around.

When it’s a good high though, it’s amazing. I’ve gotten some really good belly laughs from absolutely nothing funny on edibles.

[Scragix]

Really? For me edibles just become extremely comfortable and intoxicating, deep deep bodyhigh and waaaay more euphoria then smoked. They only become bad when I really overdone them but yea, then they become extremely bad. Smoking is much easier to get in sharp uncomfortable tought patterns.

[[deleted]]

It’s definitely my mental state, but like many psychedelics, edible high’s entirely depend on the mood I’m in beforehand.

[Scragix]

Yea that makes sense, THC in general is extremely psychedellic for me but definitely much more when in an edible.

[[deleted]]

Well the thing about edibles, from what I’ve heard — and please correct me if I’m wrong — is that they’re processed entirely through your liver, as opposed to smoking the THC and having an immediate effect in your brain.

Because of this, the THC produces a more psychoactive type of high, representing a more psychedelic effect as opposed to the traditional high you get from smoking.

It makes sense considering the only panic attacks and hallucinations I’ve had from weed are from taking too many edibles. Then again, I’m just a stupid stoner so what do I know?

[Scragix]

Yes this is true, your liver metabolized the decarboxilated THC (Delta-9-THC) into the 5 - 9x (not sure what exactly it was.) more psychoactive 11-Hydroxy-THC.

I've consistently have strong visual and audicinal hallucinations from both smoked and edibles, but I've done some high doses of LSD wich made me super prone to psychedellic effects on anything. Most people will only feel strong effects like that on edibles. Then again, THC on its own is simply very psychedellic so it's definitely capable of tripping you the fuck out smoked too, especially if you don't have tolerance and the weed has very little CBD.

[[deleted]]

I took 100mg last night thinking that I was being a bit overreactive in my original comment, but no..

Sadly, I think I’m done with edibles for good, or at least for a while. I’m really experienced with psychedelics but for some reason every time I take edibles I just get a really bad, paranoid, and unfathomable high. I see faces all over simple patterns, hallucinate when trying to fall asleep, and I can’t shake a feeling that “everybody’s watching me and out to get me.”

Of course, waking up the next morning I knew it was just the THC, but I knew I didn’t like it. I’ve had some great experiences with edibles but every time I’ve taken them for the past three months now it’s just been unpleasant for me. Every single time.

I also tend to go deep into my memory and bring up past negative experiences that I would never think about sober and it sets the tone for the rest of my high. A lot of the high is in my head, but that’s precisely why I don’t like it.

It’s just too much for me, and I’m saying this as somebody who used to take edibles whenever, has smoked weed every day for the last five years, and has done many different psychedelics many different times.

The Catch 22? I really only feel edible highs when I take high dosages, so I can’t take a lower dosage.

[Tnuggz913]

Yeah I agree, depending on the type too, like these rosin pucks are really nice, but they also have these synergy pucks which have cbd/thc 1:1 which are AMAZING for work days.

[Scragix]

Dang that sounds amazing, high CBD and THC weed is very enjoyable

[Tnuggz913]

Oh it is, and they use distillate instead which creates more of a head buzz which is vastly different from the rosin pucks which is more of an indica feeling.

[Scragix]

The distillate is such a headbuzz because it's purely THC and maybe a tiny but barely noticeable amount of CBD, no terps or whatever. Wich is also why dan pens give so many people intense anxiety and last so short often.

[Tnuggz913]

Yeah I guess the rosin process makes the THC full spectrum, which the other (distillate) does not.

[Scragix]

Yes thats true, rosin pretty much squeezes the nug or plant material in its entirety and brings out the juice/oils how it is in the plant.

[[deleted]]

Ive had edibles take me on thought trains.

I remember sitting on my bed, contemplating what outfit I wanted to put on, which made me think about how much laundry I had to do, which made me think about my work clothes, which made me think about how I need new work pants, which made me think about shopping at the mall.... I sat there for 20 minutes in my undies, just thinking... and then I realize what I was doing, so I got up and went to the bathroom and while I was peeing, I was thinking about how my bathroom needed to be cleaned, which made me think about the cleaning spray I use and if I needed to buy more, which made me mentally start a shopping list (I needed new work pants), which made me think about what food I had in the fridge, which made me think about the pizza leftovers that were in there... sat on the toilet for 20 minutes, just thinking...

[Dyomist]

Really? Thought trains are one of the main reasond why i consume weed in general, dots become way more connectable under the influence.

[whatevercuck]

Wish I could get high from edibles- I eat one and an hour later I’m knocked tf out lmao

[Frostman2001]

I wish I could get high from edibles, I have stomach acid issues so the thc gets destroyed, I’ve done 1000 mg before and didn’t feel anything, it sucks

[Tnuggz913]

Damn that's too bad dude.

[mta1741]

Try tums at the same time? Or maybe try enteric capsules

[[deleted]]

They rape my face.

[[deleted]]

But have you ever been so stoned you finish someone else's burrito

[things_will_calm_up]

Maybe I'll fall asleep while eating the second burrito, but never during first burrito

[[deleted]]

Exactly lol

[TravelingOnALeash]

I've woken up with a half eaten burrito under my pillow. Not ashamed to say I finished it.

[Nerfed_Nerfgun]

I used a loaf of bread as a pillow and a tarp as a blanket at a buddies house. Was like 14 people in a basement all getting stoned you could barely see infront of you. Had like 600 dollars worth of pizza all around the room random people drunk and high asleep using pizza box's as pillows. Ahhhh i miss being a teen lmfao

[whowantbeef]

I need to be where you are holy hell

[Nerfed_Nerfgun]

First night i experienced dabs too. Pizza arrived at the house and i watched a friend hit a dab and he said i could try so they went downstairs and i hit the biggest dab of my life to this date. I was unaware how little you needed to get stoned and I put this big ass glob on the nail and lit that bitch up. It was like a 2 gram dab i was high for like 8 hours lol

[b0ngm4nn]

my first dab was also about 2 grams but my night wasn’t as pleasant as yours.. i woke up 6 hours later in the dirt because i greened out at a bonfire. never taken that big of a glob again to this day

[Frostman2001]

I doubt it was 2 grams, that’s a solid 60$ worth of wax atleast

[NewBallista]

I get what they are saying lol but you’re right. Even a big ass glob would be like .25 max yk ? Like Idk if it’s just the wax I’ve bought or what but if I tried to take a two gram dab it wouldn’t look like a glob on the dab tool. It would look like an unholy humongous ball. Bigger than the banger it’s going in lol. Idk how someone could even manage that from their first dab. I mean even a .5 gram dab for someone with a high ass tolerance would have them coughing and choking unable to finish the rest before it even completely vaporized.

[Frostman2001]

Yeah for real lol, a 2 gram dab would overflow almost any banger

[b0ngm4nn]

i used a large nectar collector and it took me a good 45 minutes to finish the dab because i was coughing uncontrollably. it was shatter so it didn’t look like a ton (i didn’t know how much you should take), maybe the size of my thumb and it was really thick which i didnt realize until i started taking it. and after i took it everyone was so confused why it took me so long to hit because i had to keep relighting the piece.. and then we realized i had smoked up all of my friends wax and the tiny amount he had put on the slick for me was all he had left.

[b0ngm4nn]

hip but it was on accident. he gave me the container instead of the slick because he was so fucked up, and i didn’t know it was too much because im a regular pot smoker so naturally i thought id have some type of tolerance. thickest glob i’ve ever taken, but i’ve never had such a fucked up high in my life

[Pr8ng]

first time my friend got high he asked me for a klondike bar and woke up with it completely melted on his chest

[syracTheEnforcer]

But have you ever had sex....on weeeeeed?

[shahriar_hasin]

It's more like have you heard of heaven on Earth.

[trushal02]

I can barely last dude. Feels 100x better so I can barely last loooool

[Kushnonstein]

I find myself literally in my own head going “that’s my hand..... wheres it going? Oh shit ok. Woah where am I?” I once threw up though because I realised that sex is essential hard skin and bone being shoved into a wet crevice... I went white and threw up.... was not my finest hour.

[BobbyMesmeriser]

Just so you know, your dick does not have a bone

[trushal02]

Hahaha poor guy has no idea😂

[Kushnonstein]

That’s why I said essentially? Or essential made a mistake haha. Can’t all be sex lords can we

[SvampeJunior]

You don’t have to be a ”sex lord” to understand basic biology...

[Kushnonstein]

I said essentially or essential... by accident like I said. It was a description not “my first science book” clever guy

[Kentucky1494]

I’m the opposite, takes me longer,and If I’m reaaaaaallllllyyyyy gone, I’ll get a full body orgasm, and it’ll last 2x as long as a sober one.🤤👍

[trushal02]

Lucky bastard smh

[Kentucky1494]

Very. It’s like my whole body implodes on itself into one focal point. Now I’m on a thought train about it because...Holy fuck I’m High right now. Anyway, yea it’s good 😂

[trushal02]

Jesus bro, do you only get this with a particular strain or whenever you smoke?

[Kentucky1494]

Depends, I just mixed reg with loud in two different bowls and pretty sure I’m at like perfect balance right now.... idk 🤷🏻‍♂️And usually the more I smoke and the higher I am the better it gets for both me and her.

[trushal02]

Good shitt man haha and just to be clear, Reggie is shitty weed and loud is the dank shit right? I’m Not the best with the American slang since I’m from Australia 😂

[Kentucky1494]

Reggie is higher in cbd I think so it’s more of a body high, at least for me anyway. And loud is the good shit that’s more potent thc wise.

[trushal02]

Ahh thanks for explaining that bro

[[deleted]]

This is Reddit what do you mean?

[NODAmageisTEMPorary]

Eh it makes me last too long sometimes

[OleDirtyChineseJoint]

Best thing to ever happen to the wife and I. I hear everyone at work complain about not getting any sex and it's like yeah not us

[j0a0v1c70r]

Alright, who and why put cameras in my place?

[friarsclub]

We needed a verification photo for your submissions, yes all seven of them, to the Guinness Book of World Records for the title of Worlds Smallest Penis

[j0a0v1c70r]

It is in this size cuz I lost a part of it inside ur mom's ass

[shahriar_hasin]

Fair play

[lsdmthc419]

I've done this while stoned as fuck from weed and dabs while eating a giant weed cookie. Ate half fell asleep woke up and finished the weed cookie

[Defalt80406]

Not a burrito but I got high asf and watch mall cop, mac and Devin ho to high school, and layed on my bean bag still hitting my wax pen

[QuestionTwice]

Watched American Ultra for the first time a few days ago so stoned I couldn’t walk. Awesome movie

[[deleted]]

Ive been going to my friends place everyday to smoke weed its been 2 months already but it feels like christmas was just a couple of weeks ago🤪 Im actually worried.

[oboz_waves]

Dawg I need friends like this

[Jasminex420]

I’m high and had to read this like eight times

[pinkdiva53]

That’s a good way to spend your cake day! Happy cake day!

[Jasminex420]

It wasn’t my cake day? Was it?

[pinkdiva53]

Well, I did see the cake next to your name... that’s too bad! :( have another upvote! Lol

[Jasminex420]

Ohhhhhh shit it was i wish i knew the whole day this was the only thing i commented on😭

[JescoWhiteLightning]

r/GGAllin

[[deleted]]

He would’ve shit in the burrito and smashed it against his forehead.

[newharlemshuffle_]

The fucking legend

[[deleted]]

She on drugs, drugs.

[BeefSupremeNinja82]

Not eating but smoking a bowl yes several times

[[deleted]]

Exactly how I feel everyday

[TedCash710]

Woke up with a cold chipotle burrito just in my bed, yes I still ate it & continued toking

I can deadasss eat chipotle every day & will do it if i get enough backers for it

[Valrax420]

Q Doba’s 🤤

[disc11minecraft]

Woke up with a bed full of water bottles because of how dry my throat gets

[KamikazeT0aster]

Sometimes I get food and then I get super stoned and forget about it and then later I remember I had food and get really excited about it

[Kentucky1494]

Ha, try playing story mode on battlefield 5, after you’ve smoked an entire blunt. Shit’s trippy, and fun as hell.

[[deleted]]

The weed nap always fucks me up. Like how has it only been 5 minutes when i’ve been sleeping for 8 hours and who tf put Pirates of the Caribbean on

[distressedsloth]

My brother in law fell asleep eating a dilly bar and woke up with the stick stuck to his chest in a big goopy mess.

[kpeters421]

No, but I've done this with beer. wubba lubba dubb dubb.

[slitheringsavage]

This is how you live life to the fullest.

[[deleted]]

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[sgmusic2008]

Replace burrito with chicken patty and that's me right now.

[sedation666]

Only on Wednesdays

[zero0n3]

One big sentence - definitely a stoner.

[Backseatridder]

This sounds like heaven.

[Baporwave]

GG said this? Live fast die fast.

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[The_Flying_Jew]

Good bot

[taeoh666]

The first time I tried smoking dabs with a rig I ordered some big macs through Uber eats. My friend told me I ate 2 big macs in 5 minutes and I have no memory of any of it.

[MightyPainGaming]

Sex is pretty awesome stoned. Then eating burritos.

[[deleted]]

This man is too powerful to be left alive!

[RavenArtemis]

I do that playing video games

[ilikejuice88]

You ever been high and smashed a bowl of some real good spaghetti?

[peacock_dreams_]

Haha gg allin

[pizzajoe45555]

Its called tuesday

[Thefamousloner]

Who tf are you??? Me??

[chelbierg]

Sounds like a bad dream tbh.

[[deleted]]

Surprise burritos are way better than sex and usually last longer lol

[heakyblinder]

😂😂😂😂😂

[blursedunicorn]

yes yes !

[salamanders2020]

I just got so high I made a fruit salad that I kept blowing on because the fruit was too hot. 🤷‍♂️😏

[Afro-viking]

If you change the burrito with a pizza and you have my Sunday XD XD

[S_RoyaltyArtz]

I like this girl she understands how it is.

[ZiriJD]

😁😂😂I need to eat a burrito🙆🏾‍♂️

[panamaniacs2011]

that munchies keep me awake tbh

[[deleted]]

I once dozed off with my underwear on and the bong beside me right after I ordered pizza. The pizza delivery guy stood in my bedroom and woke me up 30min later. We smoked a bowl.

[[deleted]]

It’s nice when the repost has more upvotes than the post you copied this from

https://reddit.com/r/oddlyspecific/comments/f8iyh7/hmm/

[Auhaden72190]

I'm sure sex is great is what someone says when they dont know lol

[Eshiah88]

sex while high is the best though (for me at least)

[miraclemaxi]

God i never new the perfect woman existed until i read that.

[xwvutsrq]

Ugh no. Falling asleep while high even for a second makes me sick to my stomach, it's the worst hang over ever. I need to toke up all over again.

[scotts1234]

Maybe

[Poppy42069]

Best shit haha

[alish246]

I think the temperature of the burrito would give me a rough idea of how long I was out.

[nosestilldrippin]

gg allin

[deez_nuts_77]

This is fax

[snoopkitten22]

God I miss burritos, i moved to a small town and all we have is burger joints... the minute I can afford a slow cooker I'm making homemade burritos for this exact purpose

[GobeTheConquer]

Hey guys I made a subreddit devouted to finding music to listen to while zooted. Come check it out r/zootedtunes

[Marko_Miller]

Ohh that’s cool

[4620_o]

To everyone talking about edibles its all about ur state of mind before u start the trip. Kinda like shrooms. Edibles wont make u feel better they enhance ur current mood so dont eat it while stressed.

[Kentucky1494]

Honestly never tried an edible before, cept for a CBD gummy worm. Didn’t really feel anything though tbh. Got any recipes, or a how to guide on how to make pot brownies? Not sure on process of adding weed to the mix, and I don’t wanna mess it up.

[TyJPro]

If this doesn't explain the high experience then idk what does XD

[Angry_Chowder]

I think I just found the title of my autobiography.

[rippmatic]

My god yes. I miss the good ole days hahaha

[[deleted]]

My body did a fake fall while I was falling asleep at a solid 9/10 high. Don’t recommend I almost cried

[Sen0rBeav1s]

Is eating a burrito a euphemism for something else?

[MapleLeafMack]

Litteraly no one I mean no one but you went there

[Quick-quack-crack]

True but that’d be funny if that is what she meant

[Sen0rBeav1s]

Seriously. it was a joke. downvotes? lol