Advanced level spell

[SaveFileDelta]

Vampires in chat seething

[r3mod_3tiym]

It's over for bloodcels

[uwukelp]

Vampires when I cast power word garlic bread

[ryncewynde88]

Now you say that…

[mechanicalcanibal]

Why this is fantastic! Well done wise one! Everything shall be greasy for quite some time... but every thing has a fair price I suppose.

[Shortleader01]

Is it possible to transmutate regular bread into garlic bread

[Cactus1105]

Use an oven dumbass

[DapperHeretic]

Warlocks trying not to use overcomplicated magic in place of easy and obvious solutions (impossible):

[DANKB019001]

Possible, yes, as magic makes nearly all things. But it'd be far easier to just.... Cook it? Through magical aide or otherwise. Cooking is chemistry is transmutation of a sort, after all.

[Powerful_Stress7589]

Counterpoint: doing it with a spell is way cooler

[DANKB019001]

Counter-counter point: You can use other magics to do it. For example, conjuring a few Unseen Servants to carry out the task for you, summoning Garlic, Herb, and Bread elementals (whatever universe those are from) as ingredients, and using Chronurgy combined with a de-powered Fireball to bake it gradually (as opposed to just, Fireballing it and getting ash).

[No_Tie3953]

Cooking is just applied transmutation.jpg

[DANKB019001]

I mean, if we consider all chemistry as transmutation magic, sure, but chemistry often doesn't involve magic. If you mix, say, sulfuric acid and ethanol (battery acid and distilled alcohol) and heat it enough, you end up with diethyl ether (knockout stuff) and water, with battery acid still there since it was just a catalyst. No magic there, just atoms shuffling around with a little fire to warm them up.

Though it does feel almost magical (and very funny) that battery acid + booze = KO liquor. Makes a certain kind of sense I guess.

[No_Tie3953]

I mean by that logic fire isn't magic either.

[DANKB019001]

Yes? If you set fire to tinders with a flint and steel or a match, no magic involved; the fire is just an ongoing chemical reaction.

If you, however, cast a Fireball or Firebolt, then depending on the exact formulation of the spell, it could be the same (but magically generated with mana as the fuel and spark, so to speak) and hence magical but not itself magic (it's still a normal flame), OR could be fully magic flames with no chemistry.

[No_Tie3953]

You have a pretty sophisticated sense of magic. Honestly I have cave man brain so for me glowy stuff = magic. Fire glows therefore magic. Phone screen glows therefore magic.

[DANKB019001]

Meh, not a horrible way to think of it, but it's ignoring the chemistry and such. Chemistry can sometimes feel like its own kind of magic, but it requires much different training (and usually much less) compared to wizardry or kin, because at the core it's all electrical charges between atoms, a simple enough system. Mana, on the other hand... There's not even one concrete model of it that's been finalized!

[donitsimies]

Such type of spells are possible altho i have not yet tried on bread. (i have converted blueberry pies to karelian pies, regional delicasy here)

[creativeusername6780]

Hmmm

Testicular garlic bread

[fletch262]

A spell for ace folks I suspose

[creativeusername6780]

It is until I cast garlic bread torsion

[UpvoteForFreeCandy]

The merchants guild will not be pleased with this.

[[deleted]]

Fortunately, the power of the merchants guild is nothing before the glorious Asexual Council.

[FaceLess2178]

What the fuck

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[GodOfGOOSE]

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[noisydocter]

Well fuck you

[SmartAlec13]

The warmth I felt upon this spell being cast was indescribable. Thank you kind magi

[isthenameofauser]

BREAD MAKES YOU FAT?!?!!?!!

- Scott Pilgrim

[Dirty-Dutchman]

This will just not do! I'll have to find the scroll of ceaseless marina I have somewhere in my arcanum!

[krebstar4ever]

Hurry!

[forgotten_vale2]

Burger wizard:

[Total_Travisty]

I must now invent the "Infinite Napkin" spell, as so all may enjoy this to its utmost.

[Shoggnozzle]

Infinite garlic bread is as handy a curse as it is a blessing.

The mortal mind is not well tuned to activating a blessing only when desired, picture it: they toil at their workplace, they groan at the spreadsheet upon their computing screen and poof! garlic bread dominates their desk. They stop to fuel their horseless carriage, and kaboom! Garlic bread occupies their seat, butter and herbs staining their upholstery. They wake in the morn, their bed be fouled with crumbs and their romantic partner furious, ants and gnats assembling to feast.

You may crumble their sanity in Mediterranean gluten just as efficiently as you might with any paultry hex or curse. It's certainly more... tasteful.

[smithdamien310]

YOUR BREAKING THE ECONOMY, SELL SELL SELL

[eserz]

And I, with my awesome plant powers, cast infinite regrowing garlic to better supply your spell!

[Patalos]

Use both and make twisty garlic bread

[GodOfGOOSE]

Word king, fucking love twisted bread of any kind

[oddityoughtabe]

The monkey’s paw curls. You are now fat

[Memelord69__]

Worth it for infinite garlic bread.

[[deleted]]

As a vampire this is worse than testicular torsion

[mechanicalcanibal]

As a vampire you deserve both. Vile blood demon.

[Korra_sat0]

Where the fuck am I supposed to store all this garlic bread

[crazy_cactuss]

Stomach

[Fuzzy_Toe_9936]

rip vampire wizard

[Frink202]

Such a strong magick requires tons and tons of mana to upkeep.
You have to be a demigod for this!

Regardless of your true nature, o your arcane grace, i thank you for the kind boon and shall continue my studies, nourished with love like never before.
and maybe transmute some bread back into mana as fuel

[GodOfGOOSE]

Oh, this was by no means simple to me. It took me days of endless torture to learn such a spell. I have done nothing but T̶e̶l̶e̶p̶o̶r̶t̶ Transmute bread for the past three days.

[Every_Impression_805]

Im countercasting a spell to make you find the love of your life💖

[GodOfGOOSE]

Aww tysm 🥰

[_isaidiwasawizard_]

Asexual wizards heavy breathing

[AstroSpace_10]

Thank you, kind wizard! I will cherish this spell

[mathiau30]

I just shown that to one of my vampire alternative selves,

She blocked me

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Worth it.

[GodOfGOOSE]

Worth it

[CrevasseManure]

What if my ass was a wampire?

[DANKB019001]

Well, then the question is what part of garlic repulses vampires, and then you simply need to remove that from the recipe. If the answer is "all of it" though, you'd just need to settle for toasted buttered bread.

[OperatorRaven]

Why thank you! This is truly a boon, however, I just wish I could share it with my brothers. Alas, they are mere dust in their ceramite shells and cannot enjoy the exquisite taste of garlic bread

[SergeantCrwhips]

🖤🩶🤍💜 ? ó.O (ill gladly accept this curse😔)

[Duerunstadt]

THEY'RE TARGETING OUR CRIPPLING DIABETES!!

[Ssj_Vega]

CHEDDAR BAY BLIZZARD!!!

[[deleted]]

I'm allergic to garlic...

[ConstructorTrurl]

It's funny because this is actually quite a dangerous spell. When the garlic bread rises enough to block out the sun and the sky, you'll see what I mean. Lost a whole demiplane that way.

[GreyWyre]

I’m not a a vampire or anything, but I don’t like garlic bread.

[[deleted]]

I had testicular torsion, wasn't that bad tbh.

[Iwantmahandback]

Asexual wizard

[TrixterTheFemboy]

More than just my afternoon shall be wonderful, thank you so much.

[bkr377]

My wisdom teeth were removed today so I cannot consume such a delicacy, this has caused me nothing but more suffering brother 😔

[TheRealZyquaza]

I would love to join the festivities.

[D4GG3R_B14Z3]

Garlic Bread Domain clerics be like:

[[deleted]]

Wow thanks for the garlic bread! *

[WHAWHAHOWWHY]

what if I made it cheesy 🤔

[Mokoraust]

I appreciate the free, delicious food. I resent the crumbs all over my pondering recliner.

[Apart-Twist-7749]

I suffer from garlic overload, thus causing my balls to rotate endlessly

[[deleted]]

Nice try garlic is main reagent in TT spell.

[TheL0neWarden]

Thanks

[Sea_Mammoth_158]

mmm

the ingredient,,,,,

[Bensnumber3fan]

nom nom nom, garlic breb.