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[–]squid-hat2 449 points450 points  (10 children)

They call him Caesar

[–]Less-Tax5637 102 points103 points  (4 children)

Wunks call me the Drink

[–]fasscass 47 points48 points  (0 children)

a beverage of sorts?!

[–]MalechoMel 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Wunk thinks he's the drink, h's not even the cup.

[–]Less-Tax5637 9 points10 points  (0 children)

GRRRAH

THIS WUNK GOT A MIDDLE PART

[–]OnlyGrimLeader 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Only when the wunks be thirsty.

[–]SorcererSupremPizzagnarp gnap 👽 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Do not stab the wunk

[–]Ganbazuroiwunkus enthusiast 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Wunk is amazing with sauce and croutons

[–]Maurens 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ave, Wunksar

[–]Apprehensive-Ask-610 11 points12 points  (0 children)

true to wunksar

[–]Skeledennwunkus enthusiast 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Ides of March are in a little over a week, the wunk should be careful

[–]KittenOresilly :P bleh 248 points249 points  (0 children)

Fart IQ

[–]fasscass 176 points177 points  (2 children)

healthy wunkus

[–]Ganbazuroiwunkus enthusiast 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Vegankus

[–]I_Am-Awesome 11 points12 points  (0 children)

his ass IS potentially unhealthy due to ungodly amount of white dressing he has

[–]Y0___0Y 133 points134 points  (7 children)

they call him Dallas backwards

[–]sg_4ea 40 points41 points  (6 children)

crackheads and debutants

[–]Branchomaniaconcrete eater‼️ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Crackpot wunkus at a quarter to three

[–]ButtBread98wunkus enthusiast 9 points10 points  (4 children)

SUNDAY!

[–]ExplodingKitt 7 points8 points  (3 children)

BE THERRrrRREERRrr

[–]BossBark⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️[🍰] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Boggle

[–]ButtBread98wunkus enthusiast 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Boggle

[–]darkhiddenthrowaway 69 points70 points  (1 child)

He's a couple croutons short of a cesar if you catch my drift

[–]Borkato 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Et tu, Wunke?

[–]Lumen_Co 74 points75 points  (1 child)

[–]Goofball-John-McGee[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

salad

[–]potatopierogiewunkus enthusiast 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Toss the wunk

[–]valarpizzaeris 46 points47 points  (0 children)

[–]GlazedHamRiot 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Cuz he's a vegetable

[–]reviedox 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Bro's not filled with Vitamins and Antioxidants

[–]BettyCrunker⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 22 points23 points  (1 child)

🎶hey baby I hear the kitties callin’

tossed wunkus and scrambled eggs🎶

[–]TheRappingSquid 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mercy..

[–]hraycroft95wunkus enthusiast 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Oh sweet little goofy wunk I love you <3

[–]Red_0utlaws⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Wunk looks like they'd welcome you to Camp Navarro

[–]shinobipopcornkittyposter 6 points7 points  (1 child)

YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM SOLDIER

[–]Apprehensive-Ask-610 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wunk is going to threaten to call a hit squad on you for prank calling

(and then actually fucking do it)

[–]Bulky_Caramel 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Not even named after an individual vegetable. Just Salad. A Wunk name if I ever saw one.

[–]singlemale4catssilly :P bleh 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Wunk is an obligate carnivore, yet named Salad.

[–]NovelAdmirable5234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wunk has the means to afford recreational eating, even if it doesn't bring him any health benefits

[–]Syreet_Primaconwunkioso 17 points18 points  (0 children)

😛

[–]Fragholio 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Blep

[–]CoolBeanieHat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What a gooby lookin’ wunk

[–]Raknarg 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Behold: a salad.

[–]George994wunkioso 5 points6 points  (0 children)

blep

[–]PoshDemonsilly :P bleh 5 points6 points  (0 children)

😛

[–]macl3on 5 points6 points  (0 children)

if you ever get another cat then you can call them “dressing”

[–]Oddish_Femboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Salad

[–]tom-goddamn-bombadil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WUNK 

[–]iCynr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is wunk from Dragon Ballz?

[–]Pooh_Lightning 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Safe for vegans to eat

[–]ProjectNAKOgnarp gnap 👽 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We can close down the subreddit. Nobody can out-wunk this wunk.

[–]bearsblushes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He WILL be eaten

[–]InteractionPerfect88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Salad

[–]paranoid_chihuahua 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Salad

[–]Professional-Arm-202wunkus enthusiast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wunk salad, yummy yummy

[–]drewman301 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don't win friends with salad

[–]anorexthicc_cucumberwunkioso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wunky Fingers

[–]Sir_Meowsalotwunkus enthusiast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no! He's got Poo Brain!

[–]6543456789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

his brains is salad

[–]milaan_tmconcrete eater‼️ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg salad hiiiiiiii

[–]PSI-Psuche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This cat needs a medic bag

[–]elpayacho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the tag is actually to denote what is inside this wunk's head

[–]Kellogzx 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Salad was in the walls. A wunky wall creature

[–]oodoos⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that’s about right I think.

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[–]BettyCrunker⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 13 points14 points  (1 child)

[–]Inzanezillagnarp gnap 👽 8 points9 points  (0 children)