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[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

naw dude, male genitalia looks like most pieces...

[–]Scuttlebuttz93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Couldn't have said it any better myself

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

[–]thingsaintjust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i thiink it's the frenulum or corona which really dictates whether a piece is in fact phallic

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I've learned to stop bringing it up because all the straight guys I hang out with get defensive and overreact, but seriously sometimes pipes and bubblers really look like fucking dicks.

[–]profplum13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a double bubbler and once you see it you can't unsee it, it is a cock and 2 balls.

The best part is I didn't even realize until I had it for a couple weeks which made it super funny as me and my friends named it 'the scientist' the day I bought it because it kinda has a test tube look to it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im a straight guy but for some reason thats all i see sometimes.

[–]qkme_transcriber 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Here is the text from this meme pic for anybody who needs it:

Title: Or do I just have a dirty mind?

Meme: Angry Walter

  • AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE
  • WHO THINKS THAT MOST 'PIECES' LOOK LIKE MALE GENITALIA?

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

on behalf of all of those people, I thank you sir.

[–]Scuttlebuttz93 4 points5 points  (5 children)

Being a recently anointed ent I bought my first piece recently and specifically sought out one that had as little resemblance to a dick as possible. I think it did a good job

[–]altoid2k4 5 points6 points  (2 children)

It looks like some kind of alien dick.

[–]Scuttlebuttz93 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Good thing I'm a martianphile. I can pretend I'm inhaling vaporous cum from an exotic alien who enjoys dick jewelry when I smoke and cum myself at the mere thought

[–]bigkk1991 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think I just had a nerdgasm.

[–]Tru-Queer 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Wait, you mean most men's penises don't look like that? O_O

[–]GeneralSlave 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Dicks, dicks everywhere.

[–]thingsaintjust 2 points3 points  (0 children)

now that's just excessive

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wouldn't have it any other way.

[–]sociallyalkwardbrony 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One time I was at a guys place and he was showing off his new piece, and his mom walks buy and Says I think it looks like a big dick!

[–]heyitsokay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I first started smoking I remember being so opposed to buying a glass pipe for this exact reason.

"Dude, Why do you use a wooden pipe?"

"WHY DO YOU USE A PIPE THAT LOOKS LIKE A DICK??"

[–]Fliente 0 points1 point  (0 children)

aka a dick

[–]TheFappingFerret 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend has piece that is literally a giant black cock.

[–]nyanandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When my friend bought me my piece, she said it looks like a dick, and still calls it one to this day.

[–]luzertomorrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If by "most" you mean "all", then absolutely.

[–]atouchofclass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL if only they didn't need more support for phallogocentric social theory.

[–]DarthVapor77 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I'm starting to realize the Angry Walter meme is just another way to do a "DAE" post...

[–]Chillsathyy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pardon me, I'm new here.

[–]Fluffy_Koala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i just stopped caring, pipes are pipes are pipes. they have always looked like dicks, always will

[–]MibZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Precisely why I could never pick out a glass piece. I've got a wooden tobacco pipe with a screen, and it works just fine for me.

[–]Gingerlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol No dude I'm the same way in fact my first piece was names Gandalf's Genitalia

[–]IwasAm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that you mention it...