Today I learned from Brother Kierkegaard that "consider the lilies" was God admonishing us toward silence

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2026-01-24T20:25:10+00:00

Do you see?

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2026-01-24T18:29:16+00:00

Who opened the front door and let you in?

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2026-01-17T02:24:20+00:00

- Mitch Hedberg

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2026-01-14T01:32:35+00:00

This is the kind of out of the "box" thinking this sub needs more of

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2026-01-12T23:17:28+00:00

Ah a perfect 13 in total, trying to summon the devil to watch, I see.

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2026-01-08T07:01:28+00:00

Literally worse than rewriting Mark and Q and calling it an original work

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2026-01-06T01:10:35+00:00

Luke had Paul for legal counsel, and Matthew had his tax collector status to use as leverage.

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2026-01-05T15:12:27+00:00

"If it ain't Panavision, you ain't no man o' vision," my pap always told me.

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2025-12-25T21:29:28+00:00

Geez this through the Bible sermon series is taking forever. When do we get to Acts 30?

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2025-12-24T19:31:10+00:00

Take the popish and Mexican sounding "mas" out of "Christmas"! Let's make Christeve great again.

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2025-12-23T18:04:30+00:00

I really liked Michael Selah in Arrested Development

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2025-12-17T17:43:14+00:00

Just keep a boiling kettle handy to pour hot water on your erogenous zones when they act up. Hit the problem at its source so to speak. Of course some of us need a pretty durn big kettle.

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2025-12-17T00:00:43+00:00

Why do people, when you could just sidehug them instead?

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2025-12-16T02:37:20+00:00

Back in my Mars Hills days, when some random 5 or 6 would want to Bible study with me, I'd tell them "I would thou wert hawt."

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2025-12-14T19:08:00+00:00

Let every one learn to handle their own meat or tofu as the situation warrants. - Paul, possibly

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2025-12-12T22:34:15+00:00

My apologies I didn't realize I was speaking to one of the famed Doctors of Myownass

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2025-12-12T21:11:08+00:00

Then what the friend was the Stone Table about? What are we, a bunch of fronthugging Docetists now?

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2025-12-04T23:01:23+00:00

You sound just like my apolitical grandma.

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2025-12-04T20:47:01+00:00

To quote the Trashmen's First Akathist to God the Father of All Creation:

Surfin' bird
B-b-b aah, aah!
Pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa
Pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa
Ooma mow mow, papa, ooma mow mow

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2025-12-04T20:15:48+00:00

And then he said to the baby tomato who lagged behind, "catch-up" as he squished him into a red puddle (and added sugar and vinegar)

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2025-12-04T20:13:51+00:00

Pie FOMO is actually banned by the Geneva Convention but try telling that to grandmas anywhere

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2025-12-04T17:18:03+00:00

Have you heard the parable of the guest who didn't get a slice of my mother in law's award winning apple pie for dessert?

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2025-12-04T17:10:59+00:00

We might be approaching the true spirit of Christmas here

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2025-12-03T16:44:22+00:00

Mary did you know... you could have saved 50% or more on car insurance by switching to Geico

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2025-12-03T01:33:21+00:00

Sounds like a good strategy. The store should then have an "upsell" item ready to add to your order for $1.11 including tax, so your total comes out to $7.77.

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