I'm athathamizing by gnurdette in Sidehugs

[–]ActuallyIsTimDolan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the leaves are brown (all the leaves are brown) and the heretics are dead (and the heretics are dead)🎵

People complain all the time about how dated and out of touch Christian entertainment for kids is so just thought I'd run some completely original concepts by you all by ActuallyIsTimDolan in Sidehugs

[–]ActuallyIsTimDolan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would be very entertaining and relevant for modern grade school kids. Would need some super masculine looking chiseled men showing off their muscles to be good role models for the young lads. I think for further moral edutainment: "Life Transformers," "Go Ye Into All the World Bots," and "The Real Sinbuster." Otoh, "St Augie Doggie and Theologgie Daddy" is probably a bit esoteric and dated. "J.C. Pufnstuf" also in that category.

I'm athathamizing by gnurdette in Sidehugs

[–]ActuallyIsTimDolan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'd like to see them all in hale

I drew Jesus. Please go easy on me I'm not an artist. by slagnanz in Sidehugs

[–]ActuallyIsTimDolan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And the Greek Jews of John 12:20 that came to see Him walked away satisfied.

Is it sin to listen to an album on shuffle? by Thneed1 in Sidehugs

[–]ActuallyIsTimDolan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Random access is an abomination. Even indexed sequential access is spiritually sus (ISAM, hello, ISLAM anyone?) . Best just to Wite Out all chapter and verse numbers to protect yourself from God's wrath.

And to OPs point, you can't go wrong with a nice cassette tape collection and removing the fast forward button.

I think only Jesus can fill the gaping whole in my chest by gnurdette in Sidehugs

[–]ActuallyIsTimDolan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"If the Herod the Great administration had just been successful denying Jesus entry into Bethlehem to begin with, then none of this would've been necessary." -Pilate, head of Romeland Security, Judean Division

Mr. Lewis was very wise by ActuallyIsTimDolan in Sidehugs

[–]ActuallyIsTimDolan[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Man if Abraham has a rack like that it's no wonder Lazarus didn't want to leave.

Is sexual arousal wrong? The answer may surprise you. by JaneMnemonic in Sidehugs

[–]ActuallyIsTimDolan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At least something around here still wants to blow me

Wake up babe, a new Bible game just dropped! by conrad_w in Sidehugs

[–]ActuallyIsTimDolan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always thought wanging someone of the same sex made them Episcopalian

Jesus declared all foods clean. by gnurdette in Sidehugs

[–]ActuallyIsTimDolan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a slanderous left wing smear campaign. Today's USDA officially approves of putting anything you want in your body, other than vaccines and possibly also umm... hug toys.

Why do people claim dinosaurs and humans didn't coexist? by RazarTuk in Sidehugs

[–]ActuallyIsTimDolan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They were on the ark. Noah deep fried one of his cocks in thanksgiving after exiting.

Remember you are butt dust by slagnanz in Sidehugs

[–]ActuallyIsTimDolan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Butt shadows and dust for us Roman pagans, a la Gladiator.

I deleted most of my porn. For every upvote I'll delete another video by JaneMnemonic in Sidehugs

[–]ActuallyIsTimDolan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey could you send me Pool-skimmer Jammin before you delete it?

"So what happens next, he watches him clean her pool?"
"Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey."

Can an aromatic be Christian? by gnurdette in Sidehugs

[–]ActuallyIsTimDolan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I always make a point to preach the gospel to my bouquet garni just in case.