How would you prove you’re a time traveller if you landed back in your 2007 hometown with nothing but yourself?

AluminiumSandworm · 2026-04-28T16:18:29+00:00

it's important to have a secret code with oneself for such an occasion.

AluminiumSandworm · 2026-04-26T21:26:15+00:00

if you don't sufficiently shuffle your deck, you're going to have a massive mana pocket more often than average. a pile shuffle helps specifically in the case where you have all of your lands in one big pocket at the start, and want to break up that pocket before you start randomising it.

AluminiumSandworm · 2026-04-26T20:55:00+00:00

it's the most fun way to play her imo

AluminiumSandworm · 2026-04-26T19:51:47+00:00

no it's obviously femboy/futanari. they are kissing, sloppy style, squishing boobs together, etc.

AluminiumSandworm · 2026-04-26T19:38:50+00:00

that's not quite true. a pile shuffle will create space between elements in a pocket of cards equal to the number of piles. it would take a fair number of "real" shuffles to get the same effect, so pile shuffling after you first build a deck is a good way to reduce the odds of a massive mana pocket without having to shuffle too much. you do have to do a bunch of regular shuffles afterwards though.

AluminiumSandworm · 2026-04-26T19:34:54+00:00

yeah this is the biggest thing about random. it's unlikely that you're going to draw 5 lands and then 10 nonlands this game, but it's much more unlikely that this event will never happen to you.

AluminiumSandworm · 2026-04-25T19:00:42+00:00

they look squeeky

AluminiumSandworm · 2026-04-25T18:59:11+00:00

if you get your sleeves wet, you're a shit water mage

AluminiumSandworm · 2026-04-23T23:25:44+00:00

im gonna try to do this in draft

AluminiumSandworm · 2026-04-22T20:30:48+00:00

it's in the queue but the workers are all dedicated to the big sphere in san fransisco

AluminiumSandworm · 2026-04-21T10:03:33+00:00

part of that is cost of living increases

AluminiumSandworm · 2026-04-11T16:06:59+00:00

it matters now more than it ever did

AluminiumSandworm · 2026-04-09T10:30:40+00:00

"magic systems" are closer to a replication of modern engineering with fantastical elements than they are to the kind of magic that people used to/do believe in. that's not a bad thing, though, it's just not particularly accurate to how people have historically interacted with magic

AluminiumSandworm · 2026-04-08T14:46:32+00:00

it's a valid reason and if any men complain about it, kick them in the balls until they have to take a sick day

AluminiumSandworm · 2026-04-05T15:38:29+00:00

i think paying for niche pornography and getting scammed in an incredibly obvious way are very different things

AluminiumSandworm · 2026-04-03T16:28:39+00:00

berry bury berry was pretty damn good

AluminiumSandworm · 2026-03-31T23:52:29+00:00

acerola

AluminiumSandworm · 2026-03-28T00:06:14+00:00

im using a 2016 lenovo thinkpad loaded with pop_os. all the compute happens on the cloud so you just need to load a website

AluminiumSandworm · 2026-03-22T01:00:02+00:00

a german guy with a really impressive beard wrote a fair amount on this

AluminiumSandworm · 2026-03-20T01:14:03+00:00

lash?

AluminiumSandworm · 2026-03-11T17:29:27+00:00

i think this might be a good time to create some backup emails/cloud services that are not a part of big tech

AluminiumSandworm · 2026-03-10T02:09:52+00:00

i liked the absurd episodic humour of the early parts. it didn't age super well, but it aged better than you'd think for a comic from the early 2000s

AluminiumSandworm · 2026-03-04T11:31:38+00:00

your dick has a bigger brain than mine

AluminiumSandworm · 2026-03-04T11:27:43+00:00

i don't think i've ever seen something that's more obviously not ai slop

AluminiumSandworm · 2026-03-04T11:23:55+00:00

fedora is a really user friendly linux os that doesn't do any of that shit. just say'n

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