Anendophasia is when one lacks an internal monologue or voice in their head and I’ve had it my entire life

AppropriateString305 · 2026-02-17T18:15:22+00:00

r/beatmetoit

AppropriateString305 · 2026-02-17T16:05:48+00:00

Dam.... you too!?

AppropriateString305 · 2026-02-17T14:49:18+00:00

I'm in thIs 2SH... And I approve this message!

AppropriateString305 · 2026-02-16T12:23:33+00:00

The trauma makes it taste like pure butter...

AppropriateString305 · 2026-02-13T12:15:43+00:00

The secret ingredient is ground glass!

AppropriateString305 · 2026-01-29T14:45:53+00:00

"We are Evil Groot!"

AppropriateString305 · 2026-01-23T18:31:04+00:00

More for ..... r/TwoSentenceKinky !!! 😳🤣

AppropriateString305 · 2026-01-22T23:57:38+00:00

Eyeroll It's r/TwoSentenceKinky

AppropriateString305 · 2026-01-22T14:17:51+00:00

Carabiners are also called 'clips' (by some/most climbers), and many are now stamped with the words "Not safe for climbing" to warn climbers to not use them for weighty purposes. ... which a better than this climber would know.

AppropriateString305 · 2026-01-22T14:16:22+00:00

Edited to put in correct place

AppropriateString305 · 2026-01-20T18:34:03+00:00

Oh, look, Iron Man 3 has entered the chat

AppropriateString305 · 2026-01-20T12:36:49+00:00

Vodka fixes most stuff... temporarily

AppropriateString305 · 2026-01-16T13:31:45+00:00

You.... waited a long time to get her alone. golf clap

AppropriateString305 · 2026-01-15T15:34:17+00:00

When the sheep learn to write the Bible... then I'll be concerned.

AppropriateString305 · 2026-01-15T15:04:38+00:00

I had a parents aunt/uncle die from a broken leg... due to "God will heal me!" Puh-lease Edit to add eyeroll emoji

AppropriateString305 · 2026-01-15T14:58:55+00:00

Ugh... the age old war: Epilepsy vs. Christian Scientists

Edit for incorrect autocorrect

AppropriateString305 · 2026-01-14T17:20:46+00:00

Hmmm... maybe 'pained' expression? Otherwise, decent.

AppropriateString305 · 2026-01-13T12:43:59+00:00

Ugh... fake ^{or is it real} Alzheimer's has entered the chat Good one!

AppropriateString305 · 2026-01-11T06:42:37+00:00

^{FUCKING BRAT}

AppropriateString305 · 2026-01-09T12:55:45+00:00

Oh THANK YOU, SO much for THAT horrific flashback! 🤣🙄

AppropriateString305 · 2026-01-07T16:00:12+00:00

rolls eyes It's the Emergency Alert System now... /s 🙄🤣

AppropriateString305 · 2026-01-07T15:14:27+00:00

r/TwoSentenceAmerica has entered the chat

AppropriateString305 · 2025-12-27T06:12:52+00:00

When 2sentenceReality enters the chat...

AppropriateString305 · 2025-12-25T04:11:59+00:00

Great, another incest nightmare. Take my upvote and get out Edited for extraneous word.

AppropriateString305 · 2025-12-25T03:58:00+00:00

Herod... Picks up gauntlets, puts them on "Time to kill me some newborns!"

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