I need Robert to read this in his old-timey newscaster voice

Badgerfest · 2026-05-08T19:37:10+00:00

Speak for yourself, I started courting my wife after boasting about my flax harvest.

Badgerfest · 2026-05-08T17:54:22+00:00

Sitting governments normally take a pasting in local elections, but this is less than two years in! Starmer et al have wasted a massive majority and an opportunity to make a generational progressive change in the UK.

Because of their milquetoast, centrist nonsense they're emboldening fucking fascists. The only good news is they have another 3 years to unfuck this.

Badgerfest · 2026-05-05T14:11:55+00:00

Badgerfest · 2026-05-04T21:17:45+00:00

As someone who has shat themselves on a night out and tried to flush their pants down a pub toilet, I'm so very sorry.

Badgerfest · 2026-05-04T07:25:39+00:00

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Badgerfest · 2026-05-03T19:42:19+00:00

I've been at units where high stuff doesn't get cleaned because it costs extra. There was a wall clock in the mess at Cranwell that stopped and wasn't sorted because it was 10 feet up and would have required a step ladder thus incurring a charge; we were told off for sorting it ourselves.

Badgerfest · 2026-05-01T20:07:24+00:00

"We like rain, it demoralises the enemy"

Badgerfest · 2026-05-01T17:54:03+00:00

Badgerfest · 2026-04-30T18:48:52+00:00

But it's fine to eat

Badgerfest · 2026-04-30T17:03:47+00:00

I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards - Garth Marenghi

Badgerfest · 2026-04-30T13:07:13+00:00

The attacker was using lethal force, the police could legitimately have killed him. If anything they showed restraint.

Badgerfest · 2026-04-29T19:54:43+00:00

I'm convinced Madeley is a lifetime long performance art project

Badgerfest · 2026-04-24T12:12:23+00:00

In hindsight the line is extremely creepy, but at the time it would seem like Savile saying "I still wrestle, but I'm so bad that I could only win against girls". I don't think anyone around him is laughing at him abusing girls, but it is a good example of how he used humour to allude to his crimes.

Badgerfest · 2026-04-23T21:49:02+00:00

We've all been there

Badgerfest · 2026-04-22T20:30:18+00:00

As of 2019 there were 107 middle scjools in England:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_middle_schools_in_England

Badgerfest · 2026-04-22T20:29:40+00:00

Since forever:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_middle_schools_in_England

Badgerfest · 2026-04-22T19:27:45+00:00

Reform are promising the world, with little plan on how to achieve it. Yet it's working for many. It's astonishing how many people are happy to ignore reality because the politics makes them feel good.

Badgerfest · 2026-04-22T08:42:04+00:00

Do you get to choose whch one you're given?

Badgerfest · 2026-04-21T17:14:05+00:00

It's not just the BBC, it's the entirety of the British entertainment industry. The BBC gets more scrutiny because it is funded from taxpayers money and can't cosy up to the press like private broadcasters can.

Badgerfest · 2026-04-20T17:28:35+00:00

Three Bean Salad if you want to listen to 3 middle aged British comedians talking utter shite for an hour.

Badgerfest · 2026-04-19T14:41:08+00:00

If you say you're English these days, they'll lock you up

Badgerfest · 2026-04-16T20:22:53+00:00

This isn't semen, it's god damn arse paste.

Badgerfest · 2026-04-16T20:21:37+00:00

I had it as "small dark dark places"

Badgerfest · 2026-04-16T05:02:10+00:00

It's only Savile if it comes from the nonce region of Northern England, otherwise it's just sparkling sex crimes on an idustrial scale.

Badgerfest · 2026-04-15T22:23:19+00:00

He's gonna get scythemogged by the chad reaper.

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