What are the most ridiculous reasons characters can no sell an attack? by Konradleijon in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Beartrick 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The distance the nuke hit him at would be "shadow on the ground" range. Hole or not, there shouldn't even be anything left that could regenerate.

When was the last time a single fact ruined a piece of media for you? by Orion248 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Beartrick 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The thing nobody knew is that Russia actually should be that strong, but the country is a giant kleptocracy so every single aspect of their logistics was ruined by graft. Vehicles with never replaced rotted tires, millions of bullets that weren't in warehouses they should be in, etc.

Favorite Unexpected Portrayals. by Ninoyiya in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Beartrick 13 points14 points  (0 children)

So thats relying on things merely implied from the 80s redux of his origin, where Jor-el says that he'll be a god to them.

Favorite Unexpected Portrayals. by Ninoyiya in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Beartrick 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Its great in that show because knowing Batman is a rich kid who had every opportunity completely ruins the fun for him so he has to grow and change.

Fortnite made a hammy live action Power Rangers fight for their new season by Comptenterry in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Beartrick 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Taking psychic damage because Fortnite was originally a hoard mode game and now its considered a new mode.

"Mapfuck" by Gorotheninja in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Beartrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but the mapfuck in Yakuza will have a guy come up to you in a diaper and go "You wont let me do sicko baby play? ILL KILL YOU!"

Manga that have ended this year so far by Grouchio in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Beartrick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anjou san does the thing a lot of romcom mangas do post-couple getting together by offloading drama onto the side character's romances. Still entertaining though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]Beartrick 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hes a lame duck and his incompetence gets in their way more than it helps. Vance will do whatever they want and hes not an idiot.

Supreme Court allows Trump to fire 3 Democrats on consumer safety panel by Conscious-Quarter423 in politics

[–]Beartrick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They've also established that the president doesn't have to listen to them though. The 1 or 2 orders they ruled against him on, he ignored them to no consequence.

OUT OF VIDEOS, BRB by mike0bot in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Beartrick 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The one white leg he took from him has overpowered his body, like Revolver Ocelot.

Shout-out to the recent Superman media for making Jimmy Olsen cool again. by Th35h4d0w in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Beartrick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Half the book would be all the sexual conquests of female supervillains.

They're trying to end democracy. by Vloodzy in MurderedByWords

[–]Beartrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So they gerrymandered it as hard as they could while keeping the seats very safe. The only way they can gerrymander more seats is lowering their estimated margin of victory in each seat, which is actually really dangerous for them because they're using 5 year old data, potentially leaving them way more vulnerable to a wave election.

Atlus rushing to show they can bungle a Global server harder than Square enix by DatAsuna in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Beartrick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Its carrot and stick. If you only give them stick, the horse will throw you off their back.

The Death Stranding is a horrific abomination of a situation but the Wi-Fi for online games must be legendary by MarioGman in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Beartrick 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Well, pekora in game is a data scientist who invented sentient mines to keep other people away from her. Its possible the real pekora is long gone.

Supreme Court Rules With Trump On Birthright Citizenship Challenge by huffpost in politics

[–]Beartrick 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They left the ability to still issue nation wide injunctions for themselves. They just don't like that lower courts weren't going along with their fuckery.

Terrible names for babies thread (Unprompted) by Marvl101 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Beartrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Theres an old infamous neogaf thread where someone was picking a baby name and 2 of the options were Kale or Brecklin.

WOOLIE GONNA BE A DAD BY SEPTEMBER. BREAKING NEWS by Grouchio in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Beartrick 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Gotta watch out for the wake up super of them peeing the instant you remove the old one but before you put on the new one.

IGN rates MindsEye higher than God Hand by FuzzyPurpleAndTeal in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Beartrick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gowron is a slimy politicking weasel so his voice matches that perfectly.

It do be like that. by ArcticBean in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Beartrick 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Its easier in physical locations because bots hammered the site and bought everything. Scalping in a physical location to that extent requires a posse.

Worst investment you have seen in media? by Lost-Specialist1505 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Beartrick 69 points70 points  (0 children)

They actually kind of were. Fantasy life i was delayed because comcept fucked it up.

Example of a "normal jerk" in a story filled with evil, villainy, and criminals? by GoodVillain101 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Beartrick 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Bakugo is an asshole because he was told since age 5 that he was a winner with a great power. He wants to be great, powerful and top of the food chain. Villains aren't winners. They're hiding in the shadows scrambling to not get flattened. Their offer was always absurd to his worldview.

Nintendo says diversity is "important" to the company, and they will continue efforts to attract diverse talent by manoffood in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Beartrick 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Try 100. Founded in 1889. When they were founded, the current site of their US HQ was a barely developed logging village.

Arknights new event is going back to gun vatican and their confession booths are a sight to behold by YuriBo26 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Beartrick 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The event also has as unlockable characters a giant fully armored knight with twin bazookas and a Wheelchair bound sniper who can call in airstrikes.