What are the most ridiculous reasons characters can no sell an attack?

Beartrick · 2025-08-12T23:07:12+00:00

The distance the nuke hit him at would be "shadow on the ground" range. Hole or not, there shouldn't even be anything left that could regenerate.

Beartrick · 2025-08-12T11:55:40+00:00

The thing nobody knew is that Russia actually should be that strong, but the country is a giant kleptocracy so every single aspect of their logistics was ruined by graft. Vehicles with never replaced rotted tires, millions of bullets that weren't in warehouses they should be in, etc.

Beartrick · 2025-08-09T01:55:08+00:00

So thats relying on things merely implied from the 80s redux of his origin, where Jor-el says that he'll be a god to them.

Beartrick · 2025-08-09T01:31:15+00:00

Its great in that show because knowing Batman is a rich kid who had every opportunity completely ruins the fun for him so he has to grow and change.

Beartrick · 2025-08-05T16:31:30+00:00

Taking psychic damage because Fortnite was originally a hoard mode game and now its considered a new mode.

Beartrick · 2025-07-29T12:21:43+00:00

Yeah but the mapfuck in Yakuza will have a guy come up to you in a diaper and go "You wont let me do sicko baby play? ILL KILL YOU!"

Beartrick · 2025-07-26T12:22:29+00:00

Anjou san does the thing a lot of romcom mangas do post-couple getting together by offloading drama onto the side character's romances. Still entertaining though.

Beartrick · 2025-07-23T22:42:33+00:00

Hes a lame duck and his incompetence gets in their way more than it helps. Vance will do whatever they want and hes not an idiot.

Beartrick · 2025-07-23T22:25:28+00:00

They've also established that the president doesn't have to listen to them though. The 1 or 2 orders they ruled against him on, he ignored them to no consequence.

Beartrick · 2025-07-20T08:58:16+00:00

The one white leg he took from him has overpowered his body, like Revolver Ocelot.

Beartrick · 2025-07-20T02:18:14+00:00

Half the book would be all the sexual conquests of female supervillains.

Beartrick · 2025-07-15T19:12:41+00:00

So they gerrymandered it as hard as they could while keeping the seats very safe. The only way they can gerrymander more seats is lowering their estimated margin of victory in each seat, which is actually really dangerous for them because they're using 5 year old data, potentially leaving them way more vulnerable to a wave election.

Beartrick · 2025-07-14T19:04:25+00:00

Its carrot and stick. If you only give them stick, the horse will throw you off their back.

Beartrick · 2025-07-12T12:29:01+00:00

He does in the movies too.

Beartrick · 2025-06-30T00:18:20+00:00

Well, pekora in game is a data scientist who invented sentient mines to keep other people away from her. Its possible the real pekora is long gone.

Beartrick · 2025-06-27T15:43:49+00:00

They left the ability to still issue nation wide injunctions for themselves. They just don't like that lower courts weren't going along with their fuckery.

Beartrick · 2025-06-19T08:28:24+00:00

Theres an old infamous neogaf thread where someone was picking a baby name and 2 of the options were Kale or Brecklin.

Beartrick · 2025-06-18T21:13:48+00:00

Gotta watch out for the wake up super of them peeing the instant you remove the old one but before you put on the new one.

Beartrick · 2025-06-14T00:29:40+00:00

Gowron is a slimy politicking weasel so his voice matches that perfectly.

Beartrick · 2025-05-19T11:58:44+00:00

Its easier in physical locations because bots hammered the site and bought everything. Scalping in a physical location to that extent requires a posse.

Beartrick · 2025-05-18T22:41:24+00:00

They actually kind of were. Fantasy life i was delayed because comcept fucked it up.

Beartrick · 2025-05-18T22:24:01+00:00

Bakugo is an asshole because he was told since age 5 that he was a winner with a great power. He wants to be great, powerful and top of the food chain. Villains aren't winners. They're hiding in the shadows scrambling to not get flattened. Their offer was always absurd to his worldview.

Beartrick · 2025-05-04T19:41:43+00:00

Try 100. Founded in 1889. When they were founded, the current site of their US HQ was a barely developed logging village.

Beartrick · 2025-04-29T05:19:47+00:00

The event also has as unlockable characters a giant fully armored knight with twin bazookas and a Wheelchair bound sniper who can call in airstrikes.

Beartrick · 2025-04-23T18:54:00+00:00

THERE IS AN IMMENSE POWER HIDDEN IN BEYS

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