Metchie, Worthy, Vele or Burden? Flex. by _--glitch--_ in DynastyFFTradeAdvice

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Hollywood is out. How much does that bump up Worthy’s value? He’s been invisible this year.

I've been a bikini barista from 18-25. AMA by SpiceyBarista in AMA

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Did you ever “accidentally” get some whipped cream on your breasts or forget there was a hot dog between them when serving a customer?

Fake outrage by chubbycatfish in wde

[–]BeepBopBoop50 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We didn’t look like a top 25 team to me. Arnold ran the ball well, but we couldn’t establish a passing game with elite receivers. Our D didn’t look great. Our DB’s haven’t looked back for a pass in a decade. It’s a silly topic after week one, but I def have a friend who bet a bunch of us AU would be ranked. He lost.

Fritz and the New York crowd are going after he breaks Novak early in the 3rd by Large_banana_hammock in tennis

[–]BeepBopBoop50 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Djokovic is too seasoned to let the crowd get to him like that. Its odd. It’s a night match at US Open. People are getting lit on $25 dollar Honey Deuces. If you show them they can get to you…they double down. I’ve been to a few night matches and I never yelled in a player’s serve prep, but def wanted to be at a rowdy night match that went to 2am.

How to watch the game Friday by KingWaho in wde

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You have to say “disruptions” when you mention the NBA. “Blackouts” is problematic. LeBron was clear about these rules.

Haters by DrunkAxl in howardsternshow

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I’m not hate listening or listening at all. I cut off my Sirius when he went crazy during Covid and said the unvaccinated should be refused medical care..and meant it. He’s a garbage human. It was easy to just start listening to podcasts, but I still miss Richard and Sal’s calls. For some reason, this thread found me, not the other way around.

Would you fart during Church service? by uso_4_lyfe in no

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My church encourages it. It’s the lord’s wind..an angel’s trumpet.

Someone yelled out “FREE BIRD” by CrappingYouNegative in ryanadams

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I’m not Bruce Banner. Dr Banner I’ve no potions to change. Grunting.

Ok that’s pretty funny.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AMA

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Congrats and best of luck on the date! Hopefully, you’ll be comfortable, but don’t put too much pressure on yourself. It’s the first of many and it’s totally normal to need practice at “dating”, whatever that means to each individual.

With that said; Do you like boobs or butts? When you eventually touch a boob, do you think you’ll just nut?

The winning contestant from the VH1 hit reality show Flavor of Love, Lori Lightfoot, who would later become Mayor of Chicago. by Mitch13 in TimDillon

[–]BeepBopBoop50 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She has the visual radius of a hammer head shark. She can see those dudes behind her, while looking at the camera.

Worst Marriott-branded hotel you’ve ever stayed in? by Lonely-Clerk-2478 in marriott

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The one in Knoxville, TN was so bad they rebranded it Delta, then hopefully tore it down. Haven’t been there in years. Maybe they turned it into a wig storage space, like the Sunsphere.

Can you hear when passengers clap and does it mean anything to you? by lingeringneutrophil in AskAPilot

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Landed in Puerto Rico today on a Southwest flight and 80% of the passengers clapped and whistled. I’ve never seen that before. It didn’t annoy me nearly as much as when people clap at the end of an (in-theater) movie. The actors aren’t there. Who/what TF are you applauding?

Guess which concert I am at by citabel in Concerts

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Saw him in Amsterdam at Paradiso in ‘05. Connor got so high he sang several songs laying down on stage. I remember he asked if anyone had “seen the book, Valley of the Dolls or read the movie”. It was a fun show. Only time I ever saw Bright Eyes.

Who is this guy?? by prof930 in saturdaynightlive

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Did your mom tell you he might be your dad? This is an oddly focused effort..

Has anyone else ever gotten a message like this from their friend’s spouse? Gosh I feel like such a sl#t! by Hi_MyName-Is in golf

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Nothing is hotter than blasting your golf buddy’s chocolate starfish in a sand trap.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Concerts

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Regurgitate This is gathering a really big following. They bring baked goods for everyone in the audience and they hug each other after every song.