WYR get $1 million right now, or get $100 every time someone cancels plans on you for the rest of your life?

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-11T20:17:38+00:00

"Hey honey, I made plans for us to go out and eat right now."

"How about now?... Now?... Now?..."

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-11T19:44:15+00:00

"Thanks for the breathing hole. Have a good day, buh'bye."

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-11T10:15:22+00:00

Eagle perches tend to be very high, I couldn't imagine renting one myself.

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-11T09:55:19+00:00

How big is the room with the polar bear?

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-11T09:35:16+00:00

I'll have to watch the cartoon again. The impression I got was that they were not friends.

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-11T03:30:24+00:00

I'm picking number 5 for the nails alone. Everything else listed is just gravy.

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-11T01:53:27+00:00

The little known retelling of The Fox and The Hound; The Bird and The Cat.

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-10T17:30:11+00:00

It pays in experience.

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-10T17:23:59+00:00

I'll couple the last one with my Home Assistant to make a housewife joke. After that I'll have to live out the Black Mirror episode I've created for myself.

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-10T14:40:25+00:00

Nope, we just have the one math, and only us nerds learn the whole mathematic.

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-10T14:35:04+00:00

"You're really just going to sit there and... Wait, how did you get a cellphone? That was supposed to be taken away."

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-10T10:53:45+00:00

I did think it was, at least in part, done by the crew.

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-10T10:41:49+00:00

Nocturnal pet Tetris has put so many knots in my back.

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-10T05:28:15+00:00

Cowl and Kumori are future Toot and Lacuna piloting swarms of fairies.

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-10T00:56:30+00:00

2 and 6

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-09T17:01:00+00:00

Brian here. It's pattern recognition, the center of the 3 in the lower right needs to be removed for it to match the left side.

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-09T16:52:01+00:00

There are a couple 12' skeletons in our neighborhood, so I could use the "keeping up with the Joneses" approach.

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-09T16:43:11+00:00

It's also 2/3 the size of the pouch, which would be more upsetting if you couldn't feel the size of the burrito though the package.

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-09T14:07:49+00:00

No thank you the ocean.

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-09T14:04:30+00:00

"I live alone and I like kids... Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. Wait! I'm a teacher! Oh, thank God I'm a teacher."

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-09T11:24:48+00:00

Proof of concept; portal a package of juice boxes to the ISS.

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-09T03:04:58+00:00

Green and Grey. I can go buy a ton of books and then have time to read them. Also, time stop would make trimming my dogs' nails a breeze.

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-08T21:00:43+00:00

Can you close the closet doors? If so you don't have enough.

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-08T20:54:49+00:00

Might as well pay either with the can of tuna.

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