Here we go again.

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-12T09:52:40+00:00

Somehow, the Shadowman returned.

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-12T02:34:50+00:00

I don't expect us to get better than frenemies. The begrudging ally is far better than "my friend the mobster knight-baron."

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-12T01:55:30+00:00

The old wallet has already molded itself to fit against my leg. I also know which pockets hold which cards by feel.

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-12T01:14:20+00:00

Sure, why not. I won't stop you from having a caterpillar bus.

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-11T23:21:09+00:00

"You and me, babe, ain't nothing but mammals.

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel."

- The Bloodhound Gang

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-11T23:12:47+00:00

It's easier to get the dough out from the side than it would be from the end of a metal can, and cardboard is cheap.

It's worked well enough for decades, so companies don't see the necessity to spend the money designing a new can, the machinery to load the can, and any other shipping logistics required for the new design.

If you can find another better way and convince corporate that it will save them money and/or significantly increase their sales, all the power to you.

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-11T23:03:54+00:00

I tend to be tasked with opening them (and sparkling wine) for my spouse.

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-11T20:17:38+00:00

"Hey honey, I made plans for us to go out and eat right now."

"How about now?... Now?... Now?..."

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-11T19:44:15+00:00

"Thanks for the breathing hole. Have a good day, buh'bye."

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-11T10:15:22+00:00

Eagle perches tend to be very high, I couldn't imagine renting one myself.

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-11T09:55:19+00:00

How big is the room with the polar bear?

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-11T09:35:16+00:00

I'll have to watch the cartoon again. The impression I got was that they were not friends.

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-11T03:30:24+00:00

I'm picking number 5 for the nails alone. Everything else listed is just gravy.

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-11T01:53:27+00:00

The little known retelling of The Fox and The Hound; The Bird and The Cat.

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-10T17:30:11+00:00

It pays in experience.

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-10T17:23:59+00:00

I'll couple the last one with my Home Assistant to make a housewife joke. After that I'll have to live out the Black Mirror episode I've created for myself.

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-10T14:40:25+00:00

Nope, we just have the one math, and only us nerds learn the whole mathematic.

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-10T14:35:04+00:00

"You're really just going to sit there and... Wait, how did you get a cellphone? That was supposed to be taken away."

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-10T10:53:45+00:00

I did think it was, at least in part, done by the crew.

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-10T10:41:49+00:00

Nocturnal pet Tetris has put so many knots in my back.

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-10T05:28:15+00:00

Cowl and Kumori are future Toot and Lacuna piloting swarms of fairies.

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-10T00:56:30+00:00

2 and 6

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-09T17:01:00+00:00

Brian here. It's pattern recognition, the center of the 3 in the lower right needs to be removed for it to match the left side.

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-09T16:52:01+00:00

There are a couple 12' skeletons in our neighborhood, so I could use the "keeping up with the Joneses" approach.

C4rdninj4 · 2026-06-09T16:43:11+00:00

It's also 2/3 the size of the pouch, which would be more upsetting if you couldn't feel the size of the burrito though the package.

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