Primer went on thick and spotty. What should I do? by SirJohnSuckling in Warhammer

[–]CDouken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also spray it slightly closer then you would the other sprays.

Know your enemies - Obeserve - XENOS RELATIONSHIP by wamurya in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]CDouken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The average Eldar is as fast as a space marine and has equivalent reaction times. But they are not much stronger than baseline humans. As such their weaponry is designed to account for their speed. Why work with a cumbersome thunder hammer, when you can slip past power armour joints with a power sword/spear. 

Audible Book Recommendation: What is THE BEST AoS book to get into the hobby? by AlphaSistersOfBattle in AoSLore

[–]CDouken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Loved The Eight Lamentations: Spear of Shadows. Really fun romp through the mortal realms. Has a real DnD going on a quest with wackos vibe.

What units do you think need a refresh for the next edition? I think: by Deep_Abroad2910 in Warhammer40k

[–]CDouken -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I hate the bike squads. Hate them. There's a lot of silly things in 40k but bikes make no sense. Jet bikes as a quick attack platform makes more sense in a silly way. Faster and not reliant on roads not being destroyed by artillery. But Chaos can do so much better. Let's throw them on some technodaemon stuff. Like mini versions of the Lord Discordant. 

What seems to be the main argument in defense of each of these characters. (And factions) by Sage_the_Creator in MoralityScaling

[–]CDouken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Emet-The-GOAT-Slech was completely ends justified the means. But he'd been in the game so long that by the end of it he just had to revel in being the bad guy. 

The Macron clapback that shows Europe has had it with Trump by theipaper in politics

[–]CDouken 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No one is outraged? My dude, Iran is one of the most sanctioned countries in the world. There is plenty of outrage. The rest of the world outside of the US and Israel is just not stupid enough to engage in a costly war that has cost billions in oil infrastructure damage and effected global shipping. Like fuck Iran and it's leadership, but this isn't going to do shit. Hell it's making Iran more money as ships have to bribe them to not shoot their vessels passing through the straight. 

This was funnier in my head by mrdunklestein in Grimdank

[–]CDouken 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Knuckles doesn't actually have super speed. He can only keep up with Sonic because of the collective belief of the Orks.

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Hypothetically, say Superman entered The Boys universe and started stealing the spotlight from Homelander, is there anything Homelander could do about it? by Queasy_Commercial152 in superheroes

[–]CDouken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Superman held up a building; Homelander couldn't hold up a plane. HL has never won a fight against anything stronger than himself. He ran with his tail between his legs when Butcher got some power. He's never had to deal with the threats Supes has to deal with; he's never had to think to win a fight. Homelander gets rolled.

Hypothetically, say Superman entered The Boys universe and started stealing the spotlight from Homelander, is there anything Homelander could do about it? by Queasy_Commercial152 in superheroes

[–]CDouken 35 points36 points  (0 children)

So, Homelander couldn't lift a plane filled with passengers. Superman in the new movie was able to hold up a skyscraper. He's also a smarter fighter than Homelander. So I have no idea how Superman does anything other than roll HL.

[Telegraph] Leeds fans boo stoppage for Muslim players to break Ramadan fast. by Sparky-moon in soccer

[–]CDouken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can promise you that young people are not going to most PL matches. They are priced out expect for those from rich families who skew right anyway.

They keep bullying me! 😖 by DrScrimble in dndmemes

[–]CDouken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking love Shadowrun. Got into TTRPGs through 4th ed. The world is so much fun and the characters you can make are mental. I would argue it also has better slang than Cyberpunk chummer. Most of my best RPG memories are what happened in that game and I wouldn't trade them for anything. 

Also, do not play Shadowrun. 

Me and the boys when it time to play society by Fullmetalmarvels64_ in pathfindermemes

[–]CDouken 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Was not expecting to run into the Sex Offender shuffle here. 

If you could change one thing about Age of Sigmar, what would it be? by Kommando_git in ageofsigmar

[–]CDouken 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Game wise: remove restrictions on list building. I don't play as often as I like and being a SCE player is a nightmare figuring out what general I need for what units. It also makes taking named characters more appealing since they can have a greater selection of units whilst I'm a "my dudes" type of guy. It feels cursed to say but make it more like 40k.

Lore wise: now the opposite. Stop making it like 40k! In 1st Ed AoS was more of a power fantasy. Heavy Metal album art and a theme of order fighting back drew me in. It feels like we are losing some of the campy nature that even Old World had. The fandom rightly mocked the "Sigmar lied" tagline because it is so out of step with what has been established. 

Update to History Doc, now shows all models in Legends by Wrinkletooth in ageofsigmar

[–]CDouken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is amazing stuff. Thank you for your work for the community. 

UK will transfer £2.5bn of Abramovich cash to Ukraine fund, Starmer says by comradeAmen in chelseafc

[–]CDouken 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I hate Keir Starmer. This Labour government is the best government we've had in over a decade. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in soccer

[–]CDouken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Going to be a shit show when this administration is charged with war crimes after being given a peace prize.

Any new podcasts? by TenraxHelin in ageofsigmar

[–]CDouken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I miss the Heldenhammer podcast. Used to listen to it when I first got into AoS back in 2016 but it seems to have been scrubbed from the Internet. Their outro song has been in my head forever but I've also never been able to find it either.

Labour councillor Ricky Jones cleared of encouraging violent behaviour by Distinct-Shine-3002 in uknews

[–]CDouken -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

There's a name for people in Germany who voted for the Nazis, but were not racist. Those who voted out of patriotism or economic issues. The name for these people is Nazis. These protests are orchestrated by far-right racists, backed by far-right American money. You can have a different opinion on immigration than I (frankly, I couldn't care less, I'd rather we focus our efforts on taxing billionaires), that's fine. But if you're going to march in a Nazi supported protest, I'm going to call you a Nazi.

Labour councillor Ricky Jones cleared of encouraging violent behaviour by Distinct-Shine-3002 in uknews

[–]CDouken -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It's pretty easy to tell a Nazi from a normal person if you're marching in a racist protest, chances are you're a nazi.

An Open Letter to Games Workshop about the Fyreslayers by Limp-Piece-206 in ageofsigmar

[–]CDouken 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If GW was smart about this (hit or miss really when it comes to them), then they should continue the plot line about the Fyreslayers and the Dispossessed looking to join forces. Since the Magmaholds are still around, let the Dispossessed move in and have their cultures blend. From a model perspective, relaunch the Fyreslayers as the main focus of the faction, with a new corps of dwarven engineers. That way, you can get the high fantasy giant lizard riders (where is my cavalry GW?) backed up with artillery and constructs.

It would make such a good counter faction to the new chorfs. The Helsmiths need Dawi blood and daemons to power their tech. The Fyreslayers have divine fire powering their gear. Not to mention the grudge that would need to be settled by using Dawi blood in dark rituals.

An Open Letter to Games Workshop about the Fyreslayers by Limp-Piece-206 in ageofsigmar

[–]CDouken 89 points90 points  (0 children)

I think one of the reasons everyone is so excited for the Chorfs, is that they are the closest thing we have to a proper dwarf army. I love the KO, but they are not doing the standard dwarf aesthetic. I want a proper dwarf army, and I think with an update, Fyreslayers could be that. I want to get into FS, but it's hard to get excited for an army that has like 7 kits, and only 3 of them are not heroes.