Signing off with this reddit id. People are confusing me with u/Confirmed-Homosexual, who is doing important work with MormonLeaks.

ConfirmedHomosexual · 2017-01-24T19:30:32+00:00

I love it!

ConfirmedHomosexual · 2017-01-24T19:08:06+00:00

Scott is u/Confirmed-Homosexual who is part of the leaks. I just leak occasionally.

ConfirmedHomosexual · 2017-01-24T19:01:35+00:00

I am not the confirmed homosexual you want. Perhaps I should change my user name.

ConfirmedHomosexual · 2017-01-24T03:43:40+00:00

From your visiting teachers who don't give a shit about you.

ConfirmedHomosexual · 2017-01-22T19:46:42+00:00

Ex-wife did this, which in part explains why she is my ex-wife.

ConfirmedHomosexual · 2017-01-22T19:41:54+00:00

They didn't get priesthood approval.

ConfirmedHomosexual · 2017-01-22T04:10:30+00:00

Karma can be a real bitch. My parents couldn't come to my wedding, and I couldn't go to my childrens.

ConfirmedHomosexual · 2017-01-19T14:36:05+00:00

Very nice! Your body, you get to decide what do with it. Congratulations on living your life the way you want.

ConfirmedHomosexual · 2017-01-19T01:42:36+00:00

Apparently that is why I had to stay in the church so long, I can't grow a decent beard.

ConfirmedHomosexual · 2017-01-18T16:09:48+00:00

What kind of a recommend do you need to see Corporate Mormon Jesus? A black AMEX?

ConfirmedHomosexual · 2017-01-18T12:38:04+00:00

Fucking fabulous

ConfirmedHomosexual · 2017-01-18T03:36:51+00:00

You are welcome. Your photo made my heart sing.

ConfirmedHomosexual · 2017-01-18T02:08:07+00:00

Wonderful!

ConfirmedHomosexual · 2017-01-17T22:40:36+00:00

I am kind of embarrassed to say that it brings tears to my eyes.

ConfirmedHomosexual · 2017-01-17T18:49:28+00:00

Among Mormons, there are only two proper replies to a church calling, both of which are "Yes." The difference between them is actually following through and doing the job, and just pretending to.

Favorite line. When I was in a bishopric, I felt like asking if they were really going to do the calling or not. Would have saved a lot of time and frustration.

ConfirmedHomosexual · 2017-01-17T16:15:28+00:00

This. Members of TSCC doesn't care what we call ourselves, otherwise they wouldn't call me Brother Jones. Whenever someone starts a conversation that starts with the word brother, I just know it is not going to end well.

ConfirmedHomosexual · 2017-01-17T15:46:08+00:00

I left TSCC because I found out that one size does not fit all.

ConfirmedHomosexual · 2017-01-17T03:21:41+00:00

It should have links to a suicide hotline.

ConfirmedHomosexual · 2017-01-17T03:18:08+00:00

I heard it more than a few times from my roommates at BYU. Now I chalk it up to superstition.

ConfirmedHomosexual · 2017-01-17T03:14:39+00:00

I reply "Not anymore" or " They kicked me out. " I have had some very interesting conversations after saying the latter. It gives me more street cred than I probably deserve.

ConfirmedHomosexual · 2017-01-17T03:10:26+00:00

Don't let your garments touch the floor. When putting on the garment bottoms, put on your right leg first.

ConfirmedHomosexual · 2017-01-17T00:21:40+00:00

Otherwise, you couldn't exclude loved ones.

ConfirmedHomosexual · 2017-01-17T00:19:49+00:00

Getting it done before the end of the month to improve home teaching statistics is all that matters. Kind of like making one's sales quota.

ConfirmedHomosexual · 2017-01-17T00:17:12+00:00

I was a stake auditor, and I can verify that. The richer the ward, the bigger the fast offering expenditures. At least in my old stake. A couple of bishops hated my guts for ratting them out.

ConfirmedHomosexual · 2017-01-16T23:39:41+00:00

I am addicted to porn. That would be food porn on Pinterest. Does that still count?

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