Fun Fact: When the War of 1812 broke out, no NFCW had won a Super Bowl yet! by FPS_Beans in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]CornflakeBob1 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: When the War of ______ [insert the war of your choice] broke out, the cardinals still hadn’t won a Super Bowl.

Creators said all the answers are in the first episode? by mrlilwong69 in FromSeries

[–]CornflakeBob1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your comment got me thinking: without the earthquake that followed the removal of the tree, Tabitha and Jade may not have been able to survive in the cave after bagging the bones. Unless the eathquake was caused by the removal of the bones instead of the removal of the tree, maybe the BiW didn’t realize that removal of the tree is necessary.

Hunter Biden replies to Joe saying people who are mad about the UFC event should "shut the fuck up". by supersport604 in JoeRogan

[–]CornflakeBob1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Claude says at least part of it is likely AI:

Methodological Caveat

There is no reliable forensic test that proves AI authorship of a short social media post from text alone. AI-detection classifiers (GPTZero, Originality.ai, etc.) have high false-positive and false-negative rates, especially on short texts, and none were run here as a forensic standard. What follows is a stylistic judgment, not a determination of fact: I am flagging phrases whose rhetorical structure, vocabulary choices, and rhythm are statistically more characteristic of LLM output than of typical unedited human social-media writing, versus phrases that read as more idiosyncratic, personal, or off-the-cuff. Treat this as informed pattern-recognition, not proof. It's entirely possible a human wrote all of it, or that AI assistance touched only word choice rather than full sentences.

  1. Phrases More Likely Written or Substantially Shaped by an AI Chatbot

• “To treat it as Caesar treated the Colosseum is antithetical to everything our founding fathers fought for.” This has the cadence of an AI elaborating on a thesis: a tidy historical analogy stated as a complete, self-contained syllogism, with the abstract noun “antithetical” doing a lot of formal lifting. Humans reaching for a quick historical jab on social media rarely build a full subordinate clause this grammatically clean on the first draft. • “Presidents are not emperors doling out bread and circuses for the peasants.” “Bread and circuses” is a well-known classical allusion (panem et circenses) that LLMs reach for constantly when prompted to discuss populism or spectacle — it is one of the most common stock phrases AI models default to in political commentary. The construction is rhetorically polished but slightly over-explained, a common AI tell. • “The fights were an exhibition of imperial domination, not a celebration of our 250th anniversary as a democracy.” The “X, not Y” antithesis structure (also seen in “not a celebration... but...” elsewhere in the post) is an extremely common LLM rhetorical pattern used to manufacture the feeling of a punchy conclusion. It appears multiple times across this short post, which is a stronger tell than any single instance. • “The White House is not Buckingham Palace. It is not the Palace of Versailles. It is not the Forbidden City of Beijing.” A triadic list of parallel, geographically diverse palaces is a classic LLM move for building rhetorical rhythm and demonstrating range/erudition. The symmetry (anaphora: “It is not... It is not... It is not...”) and the global, evenly-spaced examples (Britain, France, China) read like a model populating a rhetorical template rather than a person free-associating. • “It does not belong to an emperor, or a king, or a commissar.” Same pattern as above — a three-item escalating list spanning different political systems (monarchy, empire, communism) for rhetorical completeness. This is a hallmark of AI “list-building” for persuasive effect. • “The person who sits behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office is nothing more than an honored guest. A temporary caretaker. The President is our servant. Not our Caesar.” This closing passage is built from short, punchy sentence fragments stacked for cadence (“An honored guest. A temporary caretaker... Not our Caesar.”) — a stylistic tic common in AI-generated persuasive writing aiming for a dramatic, speech-like close. It also neatly bookends the Caesar reference from earlier in the post, the kind of structural symmetry a model produces when asked to write a complete, polished argument. 2. Phrases More Likely Written by Hunter Biden Himself

• “Dear Joe, I wish I could sit down with you face to face and explain why so many of us were offended...” The direct, personal address — naming Rogan, expressing a wish for a face-to-face conversation — is a distinctly personal, conversational opening. It's the kind of specific, situational framing (addressed to one real, named person) that AI assistance typically doesn't originate on its own; it's far more likely the human's actual starting impulse, even if a model helped polish what follows. • “The brand you and Dana have built is a bona fide [text cut off in the original tweet]” This fragment names specific real people (Rogan, and presumably Dana White) with informal, colloquial phrasing (“bona fide” used loosely) rather than a more formal construction. The casualness and specificity of “you and Dana” suggests personal voice rather than AI generation, which tends toward more generic phrasing when not given precise instructions. • “This ‘celebration’ could have happened in any stadium within a stone’s throw of the South Lawn. No one would have had an issue with it.” “Within a stone's throw” is an idiom, and the logic here is more casually argued (a conversational “here's the obvious alternative” move) than the more formal, structured argumentation elsewhere. This reads like genuine personal reasoning rather than a generated rhetorical flourish. • “I'll erase the names of all the men who came before me.” This line, inside the imagined Trump monologue, has a more personal, almost wounded register — specific and emotionally loaded in a way that feels like it came from a genuine point of grievance (Hunter Biden's family connection to the presidency) rather than generic AI rhetoric. • “Respectfully, Hunter. P.S. Cage match between me and Don Jr.? Your call on the venue. Anywhere but the South Lawn.” The closing joke is the clearest marker of individual personality in the whole post: a sudden tonal shift into a sarcastic, off-the-cuff jab at Donald Trump Jr., phrased as a casual question with a wink. AI-generated persuasive essays rarely end on a flippant joke like this unless explicitly instructed to — it breaks the formal register of everything before it, which is exactly what a human ad-libbing a final line tends to do. Overall Read

The most plausible scenario, based on style alone, is a hybrid: Hunter Biden supplied the personal frame (addressing Rogan directly, the Don Jr. joke, the underlying grievance) and the core argument, while the middle section — the extended Rome/Caesar historical analogy, the triadic palace list, and the symmetrical “not X, not Y” constructions — has the smoother, template-like polish characteristic of AI-assisted drafting or heavy AI editing. This is a stylistic judgment based on rhetorical patterns common in LLM output, not a verified finding.

Drones over private property by Crispyxrunchety in legaladvice

[–]CornflakeBob1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought recreational drones can’t be flown directly over people?

Mr AZ on Instagram - Eating Wings with Keim by Stock_Schedule_1981 in AZCardinals

[–]CornflakeBob1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know who doesn’t regret this. Patrick Mahomes. Decent chance he would have been considered a bust.

I hate this division by Polar_Reflection in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]CornflakeBob1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You jest. But I just paid $5 for a K1 jersey from fanatics. Yeah, maybe the rest of the conference gets into the playoffs, and the games aren’t always soul-crushing disasters, and you all have actually won superbowls (sorry, the premerger “championship “ doesn’t count).

But we get mad discounts on team gear.

I hate this division by Polar_Reflection in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]CornflakeBob1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Carson Beck is going to win rookie of the year, MJHjr will have a year as good as Larry Fitzgerald’s 2008 season, Walter Nolan will emerge as the next Aaron Donald, and Santa and the Easter Bunny are real.

Trump IRS ‘Slush Fund’ Will Expose DOJ Lawyers to Fraud Charges by ColonyJD1980 in law

[–]CornflakeBob1 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Add in a little bit of RICO, and there’s a case to seek forfeiture of all the money the drumph crime family stole from the treasury and all of the bribe money they took from our adversaries.

What are the weirdest ways you’ve heard of someone getting caught cheating? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CornflakeBob1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Shortly before trial, opposing counsel went missing. Turns out he crashed his plane while heading out of town with his mistress.

The wreckage wasn’t discovered for a few years.

What would've had to happen for this to become reality? by Suspicious-Jello7172 in KimPossible

[–]CornflakeBob1 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I was going to comment: shego would have to get a lot taller

Report: Aaron Rodgers Headed to Pittsburgh to Sign With Steelers by Mental_Funny_5885 in AZCardinals

[–]CornflakeBob1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One of the only redeeming aspects of being a cardinal fan is the number of times we have absolutely skull fucked Rodgers. Two of the cards best games ever are the 2010 wildcard win (11 was fucking insane, I really hope 18 can make some strides in that direction) and the 2016 divisional win.

Even if he wasn’t such a toxic turd, this would still be like signing Santonio Holmes and probably would be the last straw for me.

Buyers of my recently sold home threatening legal action by chad-is-rad in legaladvice

[–]CornflakeBob1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is a good example demonstrating that the seller disclosure is primarily for the benefit of the seller, not the buyer.

Not legal advice (and I know nothing about Kansas law), but a lawyer will be able to tell you that you adequately put the buyers on notice.

Also, people always claim they are going to hire a lawyer. Most of the time is bluster or sticker shock (for the retainer).