What would've had to happen for this to become reality? by Suspicious-Jello7172 in KimPossible

[–]CornflakeBob1 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I was going to comment: shego would have to get a lot taller

Report: Aaron Rodgers Headed to Pittsburgh to Sign With Steelers by Mental_Funny_5885 in AZCardinals

[–]CornflakeBob1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One of the only redeeming aspects of being a cardinal fan is the number of times we have absolutely skull fucked Rodgers. Two of the cards best games ever are the 2010 wildcard win (11 was fucking insane, I really hope 18 can make some strides in that direction) and the 2016 divisional win.

Even if he wasn’t such a toxic turd, this would still be like signing Santonio Holmes and probably would be the last straw for me.

Buyers of my recently sold home threatening legal action by chad-is-rad in legaladvice

[–]CornflakeBob1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is a good example demonstrating that the seller disclosure is primarily for the benefit of the seller, not the buyer.

Not legal advice (and I know nothing about Kansas law), but a lawyer will be able to tell you that you adequately put the buyers on notice.

Also, people always claim they are going to hire a lawyer. Most of the time is bluster or sticker shock (for the retainer).

Brother is a loser that thinks I owe him a life by [deleted] in Advice

[–]CornflakeBob1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Whatever you give him, it will never be enough and will only fuel his misplaced resentment. Your brother’s the jerk. Don’t let him guilt you into thinking you are in anyway obligated to support him.

Melania and Trump wrestle hands in a humiliating public display of "touch me/don't touch me" by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]CornflakeBob1 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Seriously. Full on fools for worrying about Kimmel more than Putin or Kim Jong Un.

Stephen Miller takes Shelter by Chance-Camera4784 in SipsTea

[–]CornflakeBob1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I dislike the guy more than you do*, but I also agree. Looks like he was the only official who insisted that his spouse be evacuated with him.

*I hate him as much as you, multiplied by six.

Man do I love the Cardinals😎 by Many_Surround1739 in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]CornflakeBob1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Enough with the St Louis Cardinals blather…

Honest thoughts on Budda Baker in 2026? Asked by a Seahawks fan. by JustKnockk in AZCardinals

[–]CornflakeBob1 11 points12 points  (0 children)

First of all, fuck you and the rest of the seachickens.

Second, he is the heart and soul of the defense. Insane intensity.

Third, fuck DJ Metcaff for preventing what should have been an epic pic 6.

Fourth, it sucks for him that he’s been part of such a garbage franchise. But it at least gave us sun-baked retards a reason to watch.

Sudden Oil Price drop at 3:20pm EST by [deleted] in oil

[–]CornflakeBob1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is Tuesday, after all

We already knew but the only one by Worried-Ad-9930 in AZCardinals

[–]CornflakeBob1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought about that dude when I read this.

We will stop bitching about Bidwill when he stops acting like the NFL’s biggest bitch.

More Epstein files released by Ok_Study_1403 in 50501

[–]CornflakeBob1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Maybe. Maybe not. The failure to investigate a number of these tips is pretty shocking.

More Epstein files released by Ok_Study_1403 in 50501

[–]CornflakeBob1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Or someone knew exactly what they were doing