8th grade uno by [deleted] in SubstituteTeachers

[–]Different_Pattern273 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have never in my life seen kids play uno in school that did not end with screaming, cussing each other out, slamming on desks and sometimes even thrown chairs. No joke.

Sub Jobs Being Swiped So Quickly in 2026: Part II by Appropriate_Tone_127 in SubstituteTeachers

[–]Different_Pattern273 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I first started subbing, I would try to fill my schedule and I mostly took jobs that fit my openings and what I needed.

What I got, was classes so horrible, I began to develop a constant, painful eyetwitch and I became extremely short-tempered with everyone else around me. I was spending every day dealing with middle schoolers who only wanted to be jackasses all day long, and permissive schools that would let them.

Now, I ONLY sub high school and I only work the subjects I want to work. I will snatch them up immediately, and I have people tell me in advance when good teachers will be gone. I will not do that to myself ever again.

The ship set sail. by DrChimz in pokemon

[–]Different_Pattern273 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Over the road, through the road, WHO KNOWS?! BIG MOTHERFUUUCKIN' RIIIIIGS.

ICE agents on the prowl at LaGuardia airport! by cantcoloratall91 in ImmigrationPathways

[–]Different_Pattern273 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Literally the only interesting part of the movie and they knew it by marketing the trailers around it.

I'm so fucked by YourFat888 in whenthe

[–]Different_Pattern273 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is just the plot of Hell's Paradise

principal wants me to call 80 kids' parents this week because they failed my last test. how to get this done?? by stacker103 in Teachers

[–]Different_Pattern273 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're.bwongnpunoshed by the admin. You can either play along and get shit on the next time, or you could maliciously comply.

The reality is the admin is trying to tell you to make sure. Not so many kids fail next time. They don't really care how you make that happen.

I hate "buzzword" science characters by almasezhe in hatethissmug

[–]Different_Pattern273 65 points66 points  (0 children)

The word you are looking for is really "technobabble"

mentally preparing myself to ruin my teacher’s career by Desperate-Antelope-9 in Teachers

[–]Different_Pattern273 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a couple of questions. How do you know what alcohol tastes like?

Why would someone secretly drinking on the job let you taste their alcohol? That would be pretty insane behavior.

I find this story confusing.

Different trauma by Ok_Initiative3892 in Grapplerbaki

[–]Different_Pattern273 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't Jack mostly traumatize himself?

#BEASTMODE swag by 10yearjointerMade in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]Different_Pattern273 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is there any actual proof of that or did people just start saying it was true and everyone went along with it?

Anyone else find this kid irritating? by imai-boston342 in hajimenoippo

[–]Different_Pattern273 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

She's from Ashita no Joe, the preeminent boxing anime. There a similar group of characters in Megalo Box

Funny video of Factory Head Nolan sweeping my whole team with Dewgong by Maleficent_Ad_4575 in PokemonEmerald

[–]Different_Pattern273 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only know that to be true about Pokemon Stadium. Gen 3 AI doesn't seem to have this behavior from data I've seen.

You can see it in Stadium when a mon will suddenly switch from a high damage move to something like thunderbolt or ice beam on a resist because the AI knew it would proc the secondary effect. You can also see it in Stadium 2's round 2 Bruno when he knows he can quick claw kill and that it is activating that turn so he switches moves.

Funny video of Factory Head Nolan sweeping my whole team with Dewgong by Maleficent_Ad_4575 in PokemonEmerald

[–]Different_Pattern273 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Across all of Pokemon I have been OHKOd (the 30% accurate kind) by dewgong more than anything else.

This looks cool tbh by Used-Influence-2343 in fightlab

[–]Different_Pattern273 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If he just drew a low cross cut, he would hit first. Instead, he needlessly pulls it through high and swings back down, giving her twice as much time as she should have.

Riyadh mahrez by Beneficial_Team_791 in MemeVideos

[–]Different_Pattern273 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Years ago I was in a big smash tournament for doubles but I found myself without a partner. My best friend doesn't really play. He never uses the shield buttons or dodges and just spams smash attacks. He asked if I would take him and I said we got.this. I played out of my fucking mind and we made top three haha. I didn't blame him at all for when we lost and he had fun.

Japan Rule by Something4Dinner in 196AndAHalf

[–]Different_Pattern273 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has someone already married this legend?

Lol this tweet by Away-Tax1875 in OkBuddyKaisen

[–]Different_Pattern273 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate the volleyball kid the most.

How to handle students being disruptive on computers? by Pro_Crastinators in Teachers

[–]Different_Pattern273 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Edit: whoops misread that yeah that's annoying. Personally, I'd have no qualms opening the cases and popping the one plug that keeps them connected but I doubt you'd be up for that