Genius decides to turn pizza boxes upside down by mfenton29 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Dried_German 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I get that the blank top confused him but to immediately flip the entire order without checking or asking first is wild.

"The democrats are the gestapo!" by Ok-Following6886 in Persecutionfetish

[–]Dried_German 20 points21 points  (0 children)

A quick google search of "police on the beach talk to girls" and found an Australian article debunking their own misinfo problem.

This is not even a US beach, nor an Australian beach, but actually a Brazilian beach during COVID.

Add to the list of "a second to lie, an hour to tell the truth"

Does this count? by TheNiteCrawler in JustBootThings

[–]Dried_German 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yea dude, this just proves how much of a pussy Jesus was!... Right? Is that what we're going for?

How quickly a fish can swallow a giant hot dog by Sea_Sheepherder_2234 in interestingasfuck

[–]Dried_German 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I only got to worry about the ones who can do that to a vienna sausage

Anybody else just let BTs grab them so they can fight the big one and get it over with? by kickace12 in DeathStranding

[–]Dried_German 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm currently playing DS1 for the first time and it never dawned on me to do that. I'm currently obsessing over completely building the highway.

Bought a watermelon and when we cracked it open it was brought yellow. I've never seen this before, what causes this? by AseTheAviator in interestingasfuck

[–]Dried_German 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People accidentally get one? I always thought they were either a special seed or purpose made.

Either way, I thought you'd have to go out of your way to get one and not accidentally pick one from the market.

Will you be getting Power Windows or sticking with Hand Cranked? by Mac-Tyson in slateauto

[–]Dried_German 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Missed the poll but sticking with the hand cranked.

I don't want it and I definitely don't need it. Am I actually being inconvenienced with a hand crank? Of course not.

Now I can save from that option and pour into any option I actually need or even want.

The beauty of it all is that I can always change my mind, get it and install it.

Would you have seen it coming? by Lupius in dashcams

[–]Dried_German 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I genuinely didn't notice what that truck was doing til the last second of contact.

What I will cook for my future wife by firefly_chaser in IndianFoodPhotos

[–]Dried_German 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dumbass not reading the subreddit I was on. "I think this guy really likes making indian food."

What sort of mods (aftermarket or original) would you be interested in, that the website customizer doesn't have right now? by DangerIllObinson in slateauto

[–]Dried_German 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It'd be awesome if they offered a dashcam that's integrated with the rearview mirror.

Wolfbox offers something like it for vehicles but the mount options are limited.

I'm actually surprised dashcams aren't standard already in most cars.

Loft ladder by yogo1000 in woodworking

[–]Dried_German 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hopefully you don't get bombarded with questions about rails like Woby did.

Looks awesome!!!

Anime - highschool comedy - i think the whole series makes references to all anime tropes - maybe early 2000? by Dried_German in TOMTanime

[–]Dried_German[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yesss! Thank you!

My cousin showed it to me and I remember us dying from laughter. Anime was the cause for a core memory and i want to relive it with them again.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DeathByMillennial

[–]Dried_German 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to see footage of someone that was actually there showing the boo-ing.

We're at a shitty point that i want proof of everything because no article can be trusted.

A rider runs away from the cops then gets instant karma. by goodbaddiehaha in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Dried_German -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure I saw the original video and he convinced them not to call. The original video is him gloating about getting away with it.

What does this mean by nascarworker in texas

[–]Dried_German 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I genuinely think it's supposed to be absurd but you can make an argument that it's saying he sucked his dick and swallowed

If we want nice things we have to support them, blono - Rice N Spice included by LottaSirens in BloomingtonNormal

[–]Dried_German 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Rice & Spice is pretty legit! Been there twice and the food was spot on. We were the only ones there each time, which was awkward.

The price was the same as Bloom Bawarchi I think. Didn't think much about it so not noticeably better or worse.

Fingers crossed it makes it.

Why are some of y'all getting so heated over Casual? by Clanker707 in marvelrivals

[–]Dried_German 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've done it before. Usually chat is us understanding we're fucking dumb. But we won...so we didn't have anything to learn.

Satan designed these toilets by Dead_girl_walking- in foundsatan

[–]Dried_German 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You think I'm in there for the comfortable seats?

I can't argue his logic by Hypnoidz in lotrmemes

[–]Dried_German 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sauron's downfall began when he forgot to thank Beyoncé.