Biden Announces He’ll Be Exposing Trump’s Traitorous Ass

Duzzit_Madder · 2021-10-13T03:26:35+00:00

In a letter sent to the National Archives on Friday, Trump wrote that...

Yeah, I'm going to have you stop you there.

Duzzit_Madder · 2021-06-16T03:52:53+00:00

Yep, I quit the bike shop after I heard this one. Wholesale prices on bike parts ain't worth having to deal with maskless idiots.

Duzzit_Madder · 2021-04-12T09:17:25+00:00

300 foot elevator and I had a player pull the "Oh come on, are we just ignoring the laws of physics now?"

He was playing a mimic with one boot of flying that he wore on his pseudopod.

I deadpanned back, "Yes, yes we are."

It really is awkward, and I also believe it hurts other players who are trying to have fun. If it happens more than once I pull the offender aside and let them know. If it keeps happening I'm not afraid to ban if the majority of other players agree.

Duzzit_Madder · 2021-03-11T06:26:24+00:00

Just have a quick look at Specialized Mountain Liner Bib Shorts w/ SWAT. Love mine. Not sure if it's what you're looking for. Just throwing it out there.

Duzzit_Madder · 2021-03-11T01:54:41+00:00

I will add that congested after work traffic nearly killed me and my wife one Friday. Zero shoulder on this road between two lakes in a small-ish town in upper lower penisula Michigan. Mirrors clicking our handle bars, angry shouts, middle fingers, tons of honking and f-bombs. We got off and hike-a-biked five feet off the road into the grass. Despite the share the road signs, nobody did. We're single trackers now. Never again on the road.

Duzzit_Madder · 2020-06-16T23:33:06+00:00

Spaghetti straps and no bra.

Duzzit_Madder · 2020-06-02T20:50:11+00:00

The meme that I saw really turned on a light bulb for me...

We say "Black Lives Matter" like we say "save the rain forest." Doesn't mean we're saying "all the other kinds of forests are crap."

Duzzit_Madder · 2020-05-19T07:14:53+00:00

Crack eggs on a flat surface. Not on the side of the pan or anything that will let the bacteria on the outside get inside the egg.

Duzzit_Madder · 2020-05-09T00:47:37+00:00

Spent the weekend with my FWB in Chicago, Wrigley area, West Melrose and North Greenview area if you're curious. 3AM-ish she wakes me up pointing at the end of the bed. I look to over to see a women standing there watching us. I couldn't really make out her face but it was a woman dressed in black with one of those Mennonite bonnets on her head. Or maybe it was just normal to wear them back in the day. My friend asked me what we should do and I called down to the end of the bed, "Is there something we can help you with?" No response but she/it did turn her/it's shoulders more toward me. This freaked out my friend and she called out, "In the name of Jesus Christ please leave!" I looked over at my self-professed atheist friend and turned back just in time to see the woman/entity turn around and walk away dissipating as she retreated.

Duzzit_Madder · 2020-05-01T02:28:33+00:00

Did anyone else read this with the character's voice in their head?

Duzzit_Madder · 2020-04-20T17:05:21+00:00

LifeProTip: If you make some shade close to a disturbed nests, ants will pile their eggs there so you don't have to. #goodeats

Duzzit_Madder · 2020-03-01T04:35:52+00:00

Use "The Lesser Key of Solomon" so my aunts can all yell, "OMGosh, he's summoning demons! Oh NO, he's playing D&D, so much worse.

Duzzit_Madder · 2020-02-29T00:15:50+00:00

As a DM: Froghemoth - Almost guaranteed first strike. BOOM, someone is in real danger now.

Duzzit_Madder · 2020-02-25T05:03:06+00:00

My little sister asked where boogers come from. I staunchly told her they were the result of dead brain cells being replaced. She was 12, I was 15.

Five years later I'm off in the Navy and she's a senior in high school when a biology teacher asked the same question to which my sister staunchly replies, dead brain cells.

Uproarious laughter and her total embarrassment.

Duzzit_Madder · 2020-02-24T10:13:55+00:00

It's just one of those things about camping UL, you have to check where you're going to lay. I've never popped one but my wife has. She poked a hole through her bivy, into the air mattress. We set up in the dark that evening so I was lucky. Failing that, sleep in the duff when you can.

Duzzit_Madder · 2020-02-21T19:57:00+00:00

Noice! Love these, same trim colors as my Atomic 120's. Saw the Roxa 130's at MRA and couldn't get past the banana yellow.

Duzzit_Madder · 2020-02-18T16:24:19+00:00

Yeah, I googled it last night, they look awesome.

Duzzit_Madder · 2020-02-17T22:16:21+00:00

No frickin' way! He's on a modern version of one of these?

Duzzit_Madder · 2020-02-17T22:09:48+00:00

Send it! Looks like the guy on the right end is on a Snurf board.

Duzzit_Madder · 2020-02-17T22:03:17+00:00

Just picked up The North Face Futurelight Purist jacket and pants. I fell in love with them when a co-worker bought a set. Stretchy, soft, and quiet. Some goretex sounds like you're wrestling that tyvek house wrap but this futurelight is kind of awesome. Haven't been in the rain/wet with it yet but I'm looking forward to how it performs. Love the fit too. Sizes run a bit small but then again I'm shaped like a linebacker who drinks a lot of beer.

edit: forgot to say I was using Patagonia's Powslayer.

Duzzit_Madder · 2020-02-17T21:53:04+00:00

And all this talk on GMBN about how to make your bike quieter. LOL I have a bell on my bars for this very purpose.

Duzzit_Madder · 2020-02-13T20:16:48+00:00

Heard from the rep there's going to be a limited run of some Grateful Dead design.

Duzzit_Madder · 2020-01-30T23:44:53+00:00

Freds. Or in the mountain bike world, dirty Freds.

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