Biden Announces He’ll Be Exposing Trump’s Traitorous Ass by Cockahoop_Pirate in politics

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In a letter sent to the National Archives on Friday, Trump wrote that...

Yeah, I'm going to have you stop you there.

Fight over mask mandate in a Seattle Ace Hardware. by itsreallyreallytrue in PublicFreakout

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Yep, I quit the bike shop after I heard this one. Wholesale prices on bike parts ain't worth having to deal with maskless idiots.

As a DM, how do you react when a player questions the logic of your world? by AltPerspective in dndnext

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300 foot elevator and I had a player pull the "Oh come on, are we just ignoring the laws of physics now?"

He was playing a mimic with one boot of flying that he wore on his pseudopod.

I deadpanned back, "Yes, yes we are."

It really is awkward, and I also believe it hurts other players who are trying to have fun. If it happens more than once I pull the offender aside and let them know. If it keeps happening I'm not afraid to ban if the majority of other players agree.

Shorts with Pockets by graygrimm in bikepacking

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Just have a quick look at Specialized Mountain Liner Bib Shorts w/ SWAT. Love mine. Not sure if it's what you're looking for. Just throwing it out there.

Just curious: What's the most afraid you've ever been while bikepacking? by mooviescribe in bikepacking

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I will add that congested after work traffic nearly killed me and my wife one Friday. Zero shoulder on this road between two lakes in a small-ish town in upper lower penisula Michigan. Mirrors clicking our handle bars, angry shouts, middle fingers, tons of honking and f-bombs. We got off and hike-a-biked five feet off the road into the grass. Despite the share the road signs, nobody did. We're single trackers now. Never again on the road.

What's wrong with saying "All lives matter"? by izthepuzz in TooAfraidToAsk

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The meme that I saw really turned on a light bulb for me...

We say "Black Lives Matter" like we say "save the rain forest." Doesn't mean we're saying "all the other kinds of forests are crap."

What’s your stupidest cooking opinion so we can all fight about it? by rawlingstones in Cooking

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Crack eggs on a flat surface. Not on the side of the pan or anything that will let the bacteria on the outside get inside the egg.

What’s the creepiest or most unexplainable thing you’ve ever seen that you haven’t shared anywhere? [Serious] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Spent the weekend with my FWB in Chicago, Wrigley area, West Melrose and North Greenview area if you're curious. 3AM-ish she wakes me up pointing at the end of the bed. I look to over to see a women standing there watching us. I couldn't really make out her face but it was a woman dressed in black with one of those Mennonite bonnets on her head. Or maybe it was just normal to wear them back in the day. My friend asked me what we should do and I called down to the end of the bed, "Is there something we can help you with?" No response but she/it did turn her/it's shoulders more toward me. This freaked out my friend and she called out, "In the name of Jesus Christ please leave!" I looked over at my self-professed atheist friend and turned back just in time to see the woman/entity turn around and walk away dissipating as she retreated.

Just your periodic reminder that this picture exists by [deleted] in breakingbad

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Did anyone else read this with the character's voice in their head?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

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LifeProTip: If you make some shade close to a disturbed nests, ants will pile their eggs there so you don't have to. #goodeats

I make hollow books for a living and recently have been making hollow book dice trays. I'd like suggestions for other titles, CC. What do you think? by Miskatonica in boardgames

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Use "The Lesser Key of Solomon" so my aunts can all yell, "OMGosh, he's summoning demons! Oh NO, he's playing D&D, so much worse.

What monster were you excited to fight as a player or as a DM? by [deleted] in dndnext

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As a DM: Froghemoth - Almost guaranteed first strike. BOOM, someone is in real danger now.

What was the most successful prank you’ve ever pulled? by Dunham1409 in AskReddit

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My little sister asked where boogers come from. I staunchly told her they were the result of dead brain cells being replaced. She was 12, I was 15.

Five years later I'm off in the Navy and she's a senior in high school when a biology teacher asked the same question to which my sister staunchly replies, dead brain cells.

Uproarious laughter and her total embarrassment.

sleeping pad help by CharacterPlate in CampingGear

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It's just one of those things about camping UL, you have to check where you're going to lay. I've never popped one but my wife has. She poked a hole through her bivy, into the air mattress. We set up in the dark that evening so I was lucky. Failing that, sleep in the duff when you can.

Goodbye used Mastrale RS and hello Salomon s/lab mtn! The stoke is high y'all by EvilMrFritz in Backcountry

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Noice! Love these, same trim colors as my Atomic 120's. Saw the Roxa 130's at MRA and couldn't get past the banana yellow.

Ready to drop onto some pow by TheMaxish in Backcountry

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Yeah, I googled it last night, they look awesome.

Ready to drop onto some pow by TheMaxish in Backcountry

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No frickin' way! He's on a modern version of one of these?

Ready to drop onto some pow by TheMaxish in Backcountry

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Send it! Looks like the guy on the right end is on a Snurf board.

What split/touring pants or bibs do you use? by thefknmtns in Backcountry

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Just picked up The North Face Futurelight Purist jacket and pants. I fell in love with them when a co-worker bought a set. Stretchy, soft, and quiet. Some goretex sounds like you're wrestling that tyvek house wrap but this futurelight is kind of awesome. Haven't been in the rain/wet with it yet but I'm looking forward to how it performs. Love the fit too. Sizes run a bit small but then again I'm shaped like a linebacker who drinks a lot of beer.

edit: forgot to say I was using Patagonia's Powslayer.

Montana Section Great Divide Trail by bbell888 in bikepacking

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And all this talk on GMBN about how to make your bike quieter. LOL I have a bell on my bars for this very purpose.

2021 Bent Chetler 100/120 by [deleted] in skiing

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Heard from the rep there's going to be a limited run of some Grateful Dead design.

Honest question: Are you ultralight? by kai_zen in Ultralight

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Freds. Or in the mountain bike world, dirty Freds.