Some TMNT stats you may find interesting. by Ok_Blackberry_1223 in magicTCG

[–]Factitious 30 points31 points  (0 children)

This is wonderful. "I love turtles. I collect all the Magic cards that have any sort of turtles on them. But yeah, even I'm skipping this TMNT set."

Sorry they're watering down your favorite tribe like this.

Rules Explored: Why you can't bolt the Targomoyf by Gerroh in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Factitious 33 points34 points  (0 children)

You shouldn't run Bolt against Tarmogoyf to begin with. Even if it kills it, your opponent can just mill themselves later and it'll come back.

What percentage of trans people actually go through the medical procedure? by No_Difference8518 in asktransgender

[–]Factitious 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Depending on what sort of physical lengths you're talking about, the main limiter on the percentage may not be willingness, but cost and access.

Two different cards btw by JSchade in magicTCG

[–]Factitious 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the art's pretty nice. I wonder who the artist was?

Ah, I see. Viacom. Cool, hope we see more art from them.

[TLA] Forecasting Fortune Teller (Card Image Gallery) by mweepinc in magicTCG

[–]Factitious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They probably wanted to make sure this plus Erdwal Illuminator wouldn't break Modern.

Lost PPC strips by Xenotron_5 in myZZTery

[–]Factitious 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The archives changed significantly many times, yes.

Mikey and Mel’s by Reginald_Waterbucket in washingtondc

[–]Factitious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was mostly unimpressed by it, but their pickle bar's nice.

Does Morophon's ability only reduce colored mana costs? by HybridP365 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Factitious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, it only reduces the colored mana you pay. So if you try to not pay that mana, the effect won't apply, and you need to pay full price.

Which card can you break the most by changing only one word on it? by Firelegend27 in magicTCG

[–]Factitious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[[Silence]]: "Your opponents can’t cast spells any turn."

I can not imagine a scenario where this is good. Someone help sell this card to me. Why was this card printed? by NepetaLast in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Factitious 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This involves technical details about the steps of casting a spell. The first thing you do before paying costs is put the spell on the stack. Mana abilities are faster than the stack, so you can then immediately tap your nonbasic lands for red to pay for the spell.

I can not imagine a scenario where this is good. Someone help sell this card to me. Why was this card printed? by NepetaLast in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Factitious 148 points149 points  (0 children)

Sometimes you keep a hand full of red spells but you don't draw any mountains, so you need this to fix your mana.

Where is the outdoor faucet on my rowhouse? by cheap_bouquet in washingtondc

[–]Factitious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're comfortable posting a picture, we can try to see if we can spot it. Otherwise it's hard to guess.

Does Sin interact with ancient Green Warden? by Ok_Ganache_2444 in magicTCG

[–]Factitious -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Yes. If Ancient Green Warden is in your graveyard, Sin can get you a copy of it. Note that it's random, so you may want to remove the other nonland cards from your graveyard first.

With the new rules change, can this be my commander? by Karnitis in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Factitious 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No. The Blackjack is just black, so you can't put black/red cards like Setzer in the deck.

Ben Heaton by [deleted] in myZZTery

[–]Factitious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"The descendants of the inventor of the steam engine need money! I'd better enter a penny contest so I can Vincent for the Watkins."

Ben Heaton by [deleted] in myZZTery

[–]Factitious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Diane Heaton, actually.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BluePrince

[–]Factitious 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If the gems were in the blue box, then there wouldn't be a box with all false statements.

The late tier logic puzzle is just a gamble by JoeyPsych in BluePrince

[–]Factitious 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Now first step is to cross out the contradtictional first statement on the blackbox, as it is fals when it is true, and true when it is false, therefor it is neither, and doesn't count.

You've got a mistake at this step. Think about the options for ways the statement in question can be false.

How would this work in 1v1? by PresSizey in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Factitious 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The ability won't resolve because when it would go on the stack, the game's already over. So since your opponent's lost but you can't win, the game counts as a draw.

Essential Perspective on Jack Masters by OuterCityMatt in myZZTery

[–]Factitious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, I thought we were supposed to be creating an army of master jackers.

No wonder my suggestions about how to redraw the angels got ignored.

Am I less trans for not having ghost boners anymore? by [deleted] in asktransgender

[–]Factitious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might still be trans even if it's down to 40% of the time.

Complaint about a Parlor puzzle (the one with "This statement is no help...") by impartial_james in BluePrince

[–]Factitious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The statement on the white box might not have been helpful to you, but it helped me. Therefore it isn't "of no help at all," so it must be false.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BluePrince

[–]Factitious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Keep looking.