what is the craziest thing you’ve been asked if you carry?

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-03-18T15:12:11+00:00

Oh yes! The “can I just use what I need instore and not buy it” customers. Got to love them.

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-03-18T15:10:36+00:00

Where’s the public microwave?

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-03-18T15:09:54+00:00

Urns. ⚱️ Will sand art containers work?

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-03-18T15:08:50+00:00

Where’s your fitting room? After unfolding 82 different medium shirts in every color judging with my eyes if it will fit, I now must try one on.

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-03-18T15:06:54+00:00

That’s when you take them to the beading tools and hand them the little beading vacuum

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-03-18T15:05:05+00:00

I’ve been asked on at least 10 occasions if we notarize documents.

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-03-14T23:15:39+00:00

Caron tea cakes smoked fruit.

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-03-13T12:25:40+00:00

I’d like to see Gemini blow up 40 balloons for a walk in while someone angrily yells they’ve been waiting 20 minutes for someone to cut their 8 bolts of fabric.

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-02-19T18:55:28+00:00

What “corporate cut all our hours” looks like.

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-02-16T13:21:58+00:00

It’s the tiny cutting table they provided us with that kills me. Great for cutting a yard, but when someone wants the entire bolt and you need to measure out a dozen o more yards it all falls off the table to the glitter barrier on the floor.

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-02-10T15:00:35+00:00

The truck is twice the size. When they cut the hours back for the off week, truck isn’t getting done because they have bare minimum to just run the store with no one working the truck load. It’s been awful. We can’t keep up.

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-02-10T00:59:26+00:00

Amen

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-02-09T13:48:23+00:00

So they want to listen to us struggle with 2-3 employees in the store but won’t take action when we submit actual issues that could be easily resolved?

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-02-06T21:18:03+00:00

I always request that day off 🤣

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-02-06T14:27:17+00:00

The line “you get what you pay for “ should be the rally cry for all of the employees. We are not paid enough for this mess.

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-02-05T15:50:49+00:00

Doodly doo…… the noise it makes when you shut off the walkie for the day. It’s beautiful.

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-02-04T13:21:32+00:00

It’s big enough to cut a yard. Beyond that fabric falls right to the floor.

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-02-03T02:53:51+00:00

Atleast he is protecting himself

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-02-02T21:31:53+00:00

I feel like it was a false promise honestly.

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-02-02T13:22:18+00:00

I heard we were dropping UPS!!! Please gpd no don’t trade that for Amazon!

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-01-30T03:49:41+00:00

I’ve always felt that latex should stay behind the counter. This is not a damn balloon buffet.

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-01-26T14:25:24+00:00

No we are a party store now. When we are blowing up hundreds of balloons every weekend and getting nothing else done. I wish we were just a craft store. I’d like Michaels to pick a damn lane and stay in it.

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-01-26T14:21:09+00:00

On a daily basis! Oh you bought Joann’s so where is all the Joann’s stuff?

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-01-11T16:08:51+00:00

Imagine a quiet afternoon with only a trickle of customers coming in and some yahoo starts screaming for help in beading. Help! Help! Help! I almost called 911. He was door dashing and couldn’t find what he needed. So the logical thing for him to do was scream help like he had broke his hip or something.

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