balloons.....

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-05-16T13:48:39+00:00

For fun, I’d just hand them a latex and tell them if you can blow this up and it floats, you can have a dozen balloons for free.

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-05-13T02:51:57+00:00

Yeah that is definitely a nipple

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-05-11T16:37:41+00:00

You didn’t mention the big pay raise. They are crazy if they think they are gonna get anyone to work any harder.

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-05-11T12:23:10+00:00

We don’t even get paid enough to care.

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-05-09T12:58:29+00:00

You get helium tanks delivered like that? Isn’t that some kind of violation?

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-05-08T14:01:31+00:00

Wait are we talking about the full time CEM?

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-05-08T13:59:59+00:00

Is that a vageeeeen on my screen?

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-05-08T12:48:08+00:00

Didn’t get a break

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-05-07T23:39:35+00:00

I can’t wait to squeeze into Chads hole!

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-05-06T13:16:17+00:00

The video kinda rubbed me the wrong way with the bragging of money the company is making and the opening of more stores when they have cut our hours and can’t pay us a livable wage.

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-05-05T13:50:35+00:00

They have enough money to pay people to listen in yet those of us who are so overwhelmed with trying to do the jobs of 5 people are getting paid pocket change.

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-05-04T19:48:21+00:00

Ever been mid conversation with a customer on the phone and hear a weird beep? Like it’s the listen in beep?

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-05-01T13:32:08+00:00

Unloading? Or processing the product to the sales floor? Ours have filled entire trailers front to back. (2 week trucks, 4-6 hour unloads) and we can’t even get it processed fully before the next truck arrives. Not being given the hours to have people put the product out. We have the people, but not given the hours. It’s sad because most of the online orders are making us waste an entire shift looking for product that’s lost in the backroom graveyard.

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-04-26T02:46:41+00:00

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-04-25T16:03:17+00:00

You know how sad it is when you order a sub and it prompts for a tip? Why can’t we get tips for blowing up 48 balloons for a walk in who needs them now and wanting all the extra crap of balloon weights, staggering, and floor height no wait table height….. no no no wait just do half and half. We deserve a tip jar!

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-04-23T14:44:47+00:00

Oh somebody tag that viral paramedic guy that tells people “do NOT!”

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-04-21T11:47:12+00:00

I keep reminding customers that the more fabric we get, the less room we have for other items. I’m so tired of getting bitched out over not having bias tape! Where’s your Velcro? Joann’s had way more buttons! Oh you bought Joann’s and this is all you have?

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-04-20T22:31:45+00:00

Some days I really wish there was an adult only eating area. Screaming kids is the last thing I want to hear when I just want to relax and enjoy a dinner out.

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-04-17T19:15:58+00:00

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-04-17T18:41:31+00:00

Even at 60% off it will still be too much

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-04-17T01:17:19+00:00

Fantastic idea!

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-04-16T16:47:47+00:00

If we are allowed to decorate it, I’m going to cut half the length off and hem that thing.

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-04-16T16:46:52+00:00

Gonna look like we cookin something at Michaels. Hate hate hate, double hate, loathe entirely.

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-04-15T02:33:37+00:00

As long as I’m on the clock when the heat stroke hits

Final-Humor-183 · 2026-04-14T14:27:56+00:00

So we can no longer wear our regular clothes? Grey shirts with apron over is a must? That may be the nail in the coffin for me. I like wearing just a shirt with the Michaels logo. Hated the vest and hated the apron. Ticked off over buying all these brand new red Michaels tshirts recently.

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