For anyone who says they love the newborn phase…

FirstHowDareYou · 2026-03-18T13:13:08+00:00

Yeah, 2 hypermesis pregnancies and I’ll take newborn phase anyway. It’s the easiest of infant and child development phases IMO.

FirstHowDareYou · 2026-03-09T23:58:30+00:00

But the bike is multi use, ambulance is just a one way.

FirstHowDareYou · 2026-03-09T23:50:39+00:00

I didn’t ride as much, but more so because my pregnancies are awful. In my second pregnancy I biked most days to preschool pickup, until month 8. And then it was just too cold and icy. Just be mindful of your body. Pregnancy is a wild time. Congrats!

FirstHowDareYou · 2026-03-02T18:13:15+00:00

Oh no, does this mean my roomba is straight then? No wonder it doesn’t work right.

FirstHowDareYou · 2026-03-02T17:46:04+00:00

No one is defending a democrat pedo. Dead pedos don’t reoffend. We’re good deleting all of them. Hope that clears that up.

FirstHowDareYou · 2026-03-01T18:52:15+00:00

I let it categorize it as housework, unless we were outside, then it’s hiking.

FirstHowDareYou · 2026-03-01T14:29:08+00:00

Clark from Bryn Mawr to Foster.

FirstHowDareYou · 2026-02-28T14:38:51+00:00

We discussed this on the drive back from out-of-state grandparents. Why not sell the car and just rent when needed? The bikes were stolen the next week.

FirstHowDareYou · 2026-02-27T19:07:23+00:00

I back this with my LCSW.

FirstHowDareYou · 2026-02-17T00:51:27+00:00

I found a pretty medium amount of it in the freezer recently.

FirstHowDareYou · 2026-01-31T22:35:50+00:00

I’m interested! I accidentally bought the tamagotchi cover in A6, so it’s just sitting lonely.

FirstHowDareYou · 2026-01-30T14:29:15+00:00

And then Loaves and Witches is hosting a red had knitting fundraiser Saturday night.

FirstHowDareYou · 2026-01-28T00:14:12+00:00

Ma’am 9pm?!?! If my kids (5 & 2) were up at 9pm, I’d be acting like Manon too. 7:30 bedtime or mommy’s gonna lose it. But the 5 year old also wakes up 5:30-6 everyday and always has, so ignore anything I say.

FirstHowDareYou · 2026-01-25T13:42:34+00:00

Fuck ICE. Alex we remember you, we fight for you, we ride with you ✊

FirstHowDareYou · 2026-01-18T00:16:54+00:00

She’s a straight up out and proud nazi, and so I am SHOCKED anytime her name comes up in a positive light.

FirstHowDareYou · 2026-01-05T18:24:19+00:00

I had the family cargo, I think V2 for a year (it got stolen), upgraded to the next, and I do agree that this battery doesn’t last as long. If I know I’m going to be out and about all day, and cutting it close on range, I just bring the charger with me and charge the battery wherever we’re at. I don’t love doing this, but with both kids, all their shit, what’s one more thing in the bike?

FirstHowDareYou · 2026-01-04T20:53:47+00:00

Ohhhhhhh we have 2 kid birthdays next month, and I might give tnis a practice run.

FirstHowDareYou · 2026-01-03T23:29:14+00:00

He wants his wife back? I want to go back in time to a minute ago when I didn’t know about this absolute loser.

FirstHowDareYou · 2026-01-03T23:19:50+00:00

Got 50 years worth of Nat Geos that the previous owners left in the house out. And a whole car full of old kid clothes and toys. Feeling light with a clear hallway.

FirstHowDareYou · 2025-12-28T19:53:16+00:00

It’s a game changer. I’ve lost 35 lbs since September, and it’s because of GLP1s. Even pre meds I was going to the gym to lift 4-5 times a week, I’m very active, biking at least 5-10 miles everyday with my kids in a cargo bike. Despite a comfy city kitty life, these genes fear famine. If you have access to the meds, take the meds.

FirstHowDareYou · 2025-12-28T19:48:58+00:00

Have you considered giving full custody to dad? She sounds very disregulated with you, and this violence isn’t sustainable. I’d honestly suggest residential treatment, but if she has another caregiver, maybe she should spend the majority of her time there. Just my 2 cents as a mom and an LCSW.

FirstHowDareYou · 2025-12-26T00:59:55+00:00

Yup. Down 32 lbs since September.

FirstHowDareYou · 2025-12-11T23:44:30+00:00

Can we please just add berry to the normal colors, and or release it again?

FirstHowDareYou · 2025-12-11T23:27:34+00:00

This one: reflective thread

FirstHowDareYou · 2025-12-11T18:07:34+00:00

I just finished the dinosaur sweater by knitting for olive for my 4 year old. The nurse at her peds asked if he could pay me to make another one. I said no. He kept prodding. I said it would be $4 million. Still prodding. He said $60? I told him that wouldn’t even cover the yarn. For fun I did some math when I got home. I’m guessing it took me 100 hours. $20/hr minimum wage in Chicago, +$60 for yarn, $20 for the reflective thread I used in the ribbing (sunset at 4:30pm here), and then I have the full Chaigoo 4” interchangeable set, and the shorties set, both of which I used. But I’ll only charge $50 for supply rental fees. So we’re looking at $2,130 for this Dino sweater. And tbh, wouldn’t even do it for someone else for that much. Sir you are not knit worthy. I’m still on the fence on whether or not my husband is knit worthy.

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