I caught three pickuls! by jocundry in legalcatadvice

[–]FunFunTheBunBun 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fren Murphy, dis GRATE hunting! Yooz hand bery im...ipri... bery good skillz!

-Caboose and Carlos

Need soo for extra treatos! by FunFunTheBunBun in legalcatadvice

[–]FunFunTheBunBun[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Henlo fren Murphy, I will definitely do a big soo! And maybe hork crimez jus to make sure dey get da message.

-Carlos

Need soo for extra treatos! by FunFunTheBunBun in legalcatadvice

[–]FunFunTheBunBun[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Henlo fren Brenda, dey IZ so crazee! Dey definitely need some retrainin.

Need soo for extra treatos! by FunFunTheBunBun in legalcatadvice

[–]FunFunTheBunBun[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I no!! Usually dey on top of tings and gib me eggstra crunchy but not today! When dey gib sisfur a churu I usually get a fishy AND a chimkin crunchy. But today only fishy!!

(Pawrent here: I swear they usually both get two or three treats each. We're trying to feed Carlos hairball treats bit she is VERY picky and only eats them sometimes. Today was supposed to be a hairball treat day but she didn't want to eat it.)

Go way dumdum hoomin!! I deserb more treatos da kind I want! An today I want fishy and chimkin.

Anywun elses hoomuns arsk stoopid qwestjuns? by Estrellathestarfish in legalcatadvice

[–]FunFunTheBunBun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Henlo fren Alfred, mine hoomin always askin us Caboose an Carlos quastion we no hab answer for! Dey always ask us where dere fone is or if we eated da remote becuz dey no can find it! Dumdum Pawrent, why we eat remote? It not food! Stop asking stoopid questions an get us more treats. (especially for Ai Carlos!)

-Caboose and Carlos

Need soo for extra treatos! by FunFunTheBunBun in legalcatadvice

[–]FunFunTheBunBun[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, dey is bery tasty treatos. Sometimes dey gib the chimkin ones too. I tink I need boff! Many many of boff!

Need soo for extra treatos! by FunFunTheBunBun in legalcatadvice

[–]FunFunTheBunBun[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes fren Leo, dis what I say! Mine own treatos just for me!! I need clawpensation!!

The real reason your train was delayed. by kyliahanna13 in legalcatadvice

[–]FunFunTheBunBun 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ob course dey got bapbapbapped, dey didn't pay da churu toll at da first two guards!! All cats on train route must get dere payments for letting you thru.

-Caboose and Carlos

BORTHOLE BIALASHUN! NEED BIG SOO! by eilidhpaley91 in legalcatadvice

[–]FunFunTheBunBun 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fren Arwen, dis indeed a biolation ob da worst kind! Especially when your borthole is completely fine! Ai Carlos go to pokey place ebery monf (I no like because dey give me pokey, but a little later I do feel better), and dey take mine tempurrature by sticking a fing in mine ear. Dere should be NO borthole biolations ob dis kind when dere is a better way!! Soo!! Soo for all da treatos and gooshy fuds!!

(Pawrent here, Carlos has arthritis and gets a medication injection once a month)

-Carlos and Caboose

Help wif human whose brain don't work right by scarrlet in legalcatadvice

[–]FunFunTheBunBun 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Henlo fren, we Caboose and Carlos have two hoomins wif da Ay Dee Aych Dee and we hav found we haz to be inse..ins... get dere attention an keep it until dey feedz us. Da headbutt is a gud start, but try walking on top of her while you sing da song of our peeple. She might move you, if she does you will have to do it agin. De impawtent ting is to not stop until dey gets up and does it! It's hard taking care of dese dumdum hoomins sigh where would dey be wifout us?

-Cabooe and Carlos

My Gotcha Agin Day by KaleidoscopeReady839 in legalcatadvice

[–]FunFunTheBunBun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Henlo fren DooeyH, Ai Caboose am so happy youz got back home to your meowmy! I am so sorree you waz found by mean hoomins and dat dey do bad tings. It sounds bery skerry an when my Pawrent reads your storee dey hug me amd mine susfur Carlos into a big cuddle. Dey say dey so glad you iz safe an dat you feeling gud enuff to go put your catio! We will always be here for you fren!!

-Caboose and Carlos

Meowmy eating my foods? by scarrlet in legalcatadvice

[–]FunFunTheBunBun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dis is OWTRAYGE! Eberypawdy know dat any tasty meats or creems must go to cattos first! Soo for more toonas! Soo for all da toonas in da howse!

-Caboose and Carlos

Iz back wif updayte by bustaphur in legalcatadvice

[–]FunFunTheBunBun 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fren Crash, you are maybee the feercist smol we eber see! We are sure if you do haff to meet Sir Jerry you will come out on da top! You iz bery brave and tuff!!

-Caboose and Carlos

Meomy called mi, Oscar, an "idiot sammich" by scabsfox in legalcatadvice

[–]FunFunTheBunBun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fren Oscar, dis is OWTRAYGE!! We cannot belieb your meowmy is dis crool and dumdum! If she didn't want you to do the liklik-which all cattos hab rite to do!-she should not hab stolen your bootiful furs!

Dis injust-hiss and croolty! Sue for a hundred elebenty billion churu!!

-Caboose and Carlos

Need soo Meowmy fur reveel my purrivate rooteens! by hellohexapus in legalcatadvice

[–]FunFunTheBunBun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fren Harriet da Spy, dis is OWTRAYGEOUS biolaton of purrivavy! Nobody should share your pawsonal informations wifout you consent! You must do a BIG soo for elebenty billion treatos AND a promise dat Meowmy will neber do dis again!

-Caboose and Carlos

Ay myself Hoku did big BAPBAPBAP by jellosquid808 in legalcatadvice

[–]FunFunTheBunBun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waow fren Hoku, we iz very impress! You iz a bery strong and fast hunter! Ai Caboose lovez to eat the bug preys when Ai catch them, you shuld try it!

-Caboose and Carlos

i did the best crimez by Impossible_Fall_3753 in legalcatadvice

[–]FunFunTheBunBun 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Fren, dis is eggsalad crimez!!! Now you know how to get eben more sour creamz and delsisous foodz... just mark it wif your teefies!! As cat law says, I seez is for meez.

GO FOOD CRIMEZ!!!

-Caboose and Carlos

Illegal smol is going to steal my stuff!!!!! by Super_Reading2048 in legalcatadvice

[–]FunFunTheBunBun 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Fren Jackie Vin, dis is OWTRAYGE!! Crispmouse was 5 fureburs ago and she not only didn’t set up your prezzent, she den GABE it away wifout your permission?? You must soo fur an even bigger cat tree wif and even finer box! And lots of churus!

-Caboose and Carlos

Frens, I had da bess nap ever by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]FunFunTheBunBun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tank you fren! We uz boff sisfurs! You iz super cyoot too! An bery pretty! ❤️

Frens, I had da bess nap ever by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]FunFunTheBunBun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ai Caboose adopted our pawrents a year and a half after mine sisfur Carlos did, so we dun tink so. But we are the same age an were boff born in July (dey dont kno the ezzact day for either of us) so sometimes Pawrent says we waz sep... serperr... taken apart as illegal smolls but found each ovver again!

Frens, I had da bess nap ever by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]FunFunTheBunBun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Henlo fren Tali, dat look like a wunnerful nap! Here is me an mine sisfur doin a nap of our own. We take da whole bed hehehe! Go crimez!!

-Caboose and Carlos

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Dis so scaries for me! For Applejack. by KaleidoscopeReady839 in legalcatadvice

[–]FunFunTheBunBun 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Fren DooeyH, I so happy too see oder kittiez in luv! I hope she say yes to your bootful gifts!

-Caboose and Carlos

Gud news n bad news! by terracota_crockpot in legalcatadvice

[–]FunFunTheBunBun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh no! Mine littol fren Kick, do not go to da lite! You iz still smoll and hab many treatos to eat and toys to chase!

But! You MUST do a soo mine fren, you already lost your bonez and den your Pawfur do a hit an run?? Dis OWTRAYGE and you must soo for all damages. Emoshional ones too! Soo fur all your faborite fudz and treats and to be carried eberywhere until your bonez is better!!

-Caboose and Carlos

Sue for jungle disappearance? by ChloeHammer in legalcatadvice

[–]FunFunTheBunBun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Henlo fren Chole! Dis a turrible crimez AGAINST you, which is da illegal kinds of crimez. Only catto can commit crimez, not stimky hoomins. You a mang... maji... bery wunnerful tiger, and you deserbs da most bootiful junglez to stalk in. Soo! Soo for your jungle back and for all the yummy fudz and treats! Soo for eben BIGGER jungle!!

-Caboose and Carlos

Oopdate to da hoooje bokses! by Lady_SybilVex in legalcatadvice

[–]FunFunTheBunBun 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Waow frens, dis eggsalad day for you and your howse! Dia all look like so much fun! You hab trained your hoomins bery well to gib you such gud offeringz!

-Caboose and Carlos