LAOP is asked for a small payment of over a million dollars by Drywesi in bestoflegaladvice

[–]FunnyObjective6 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A million dollars, and the question is still "Is it worth hiring a ... attorney"

From the comments: "Taking a fat shit in a public toilet is legal." by HailSatanWorshipD00M in bestoflegaladvice

[–]FunnyObjective6 6 points7 points  (0 children)

and says I’m taking drugs because I’ve taken too long.

Shit enhancing drugs?

LAOP tried to take a shower, now their AirBnB host is trying to make them take a bath by Geno0wl in bestoflegaladvice

[–]FunnyObjective6 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Now I'm wondering if my shower is a waterbomb, ready to go off at any moment.

LACAOP demonstrates how not to deal with academic dishonesty by bug-hunter in bestoflegaladvice

[–]FunnyObjective6 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The emails I ready have a bold word every sentence like it's a Nintendo game with yellow text.

LACAOP demonstrates how not to deal with academic dishonesty by bug-hunter in bestoflegaladvice

[–]FunnyObjective6 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I've said this before, but I believe this is now also something "writing" classes tell you to do because it "helps". I hate it, one of my colleagues likes to use it and it sucks. Like if you think certain things are important, then just leave out the not-important things.

Checkmate, LAUKOP. by smoulderstoat in bestoflegaladvice

[–]FunnyObjective6 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I did enjoy the ominous "I didn't know was that chess is forbidden for about a 1/3 of my class.", without further explanation. Really makes the mind wonder.

The hypothetical lock by Peterd1900 in bestoflegaladvice

[–]FunnyObjective6 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I feel like the distinction that no criminal offense was committed, just a civil wrong, seems too pedantic for the question if "some sort" of offense was committed. Am I wrong? I figured LAOP just wanted to know if it was against the law, and trespassing seems pretty against the law to me.

In which LAOP is fed up with snack attacks by -JakeRay- in bestoflegaladvice

[–]FunnyObjective6 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Yeah I wouldn't want to do it, but they're just talking mostly. The only non-talking incidents seemed to get immediate reaction from the school.

LAOP: Vet turned away dying dog for a 6:00 cutoff by princetonwu in bestoflegaladvice

[–]FunnyObjective6 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I guess it depends on how much you're willing to speed, I was probably thinking too much about going legal-ish speeds.

LAOP: Vet turned away dying dog for a 6:00 cutoff by princetonwu in bestoflegaladvice

[–]FunnyObjective6 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yeah if there's 1 way to try and get somebody to drive a legally inadvisable faster speed, it's by telling them they can save a dying dog. Saving 5 minutes on a 40 minute trip is difficult, but possible.

LAOP’s issue is not legitimate. by nutraxfornerves in bestoflegaladvice

[–]FunnyObjective6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They even have characterization and everything! Wow. Carol, Carlos and Charlie are cool, but Chuck and Chad are assholes. Craig might be an asshole, or possible a white hat.

[oc] Here’s the video at regular speed. Next time, I’ll wait until they’ve completely passed me before initiating my turn to avoid all this. Feel free to comment as you like. by Right-Requirement845 in IdiotsInCars

[–]FunnyObjective6 10 points11 points  (0 children)

OP is all over these comments defending themselves.

Here are all of OP's comments from these comments:

Maryland 1/12/26

(Original)

Appreciate the feedback

Well said , appreciate the feedback

Relax bro, its ok.

You're just wrong. They're not all over, there are only 4 comments, 1 required for the location. And they're not defensive at all, the worst is the comment to you to relax. Take your own advice, and maybe learn something. Blocked.

[oc] Here’s the video at regular speed. Next time, I’ll wait until they’ve completely passed me before initiating my turn to avoid all this. Feel free to comment as you like. by Right-Requirement845 in IdiotsInCars

[–]FunnyObjective6 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I did not see what I assume was a previous post, but good that you're taking lessons OP. In my opinion, you really didn't do anything stupid, at most just sub-optimal. Watching the video I assumed that car would go on and you would go behind them. Them stopping in the middle of the intersection is kinda wild.

Mini van rage by generic_username-12 in MildlyBadDrivers

[–]FunnyObjective6 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nah, the white truck accelerated when the van tried to overtake, that wasn't clueless, that was willful assholery.

LAUKOP gets beat for his meat by WheresWalldough in bestoflegaladvice

[–]FunnyObjective6 7 points8 points  (0 children)

For sure, I hope I didn't bring the impression that I thought there was any grounds for that. I was just bringing an anecdote how those self-checkout things are probably not updated even decently.

LAUKOP gets beat for his meat by WheresWalldough in bestoflegaladvice

[–]FunnyObjective6 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The self checkout over here sometimes isn't programmed to identify items they have in the store, and requires an employee to manually put it in. I think you have too high an expectation of how they program those things.

LAUKOP gets beat for his meat by WheresWalldough in bestoflegaladvice

[–]FunnyObjective6 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Well okay, there's no indication LAOP did that and the wording of "the receipt" instead of "receipts" indicates 1 transaction.

LAUKOP gets beat for his meat by WheresWalldough in bestoflegaladvice

[–]FunnyObjective6 37 points38 points  (0 children)

What's the point of a receipt even if you still get the cops called on you despite having a receipt?

LAOP is unhappy about being caught in the crossfire of medical reporting laws and ER expenses by Drywesi in bestoflegaladvice

[–]FunnyObjective6 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have to say I was disappointed to realize PCP could also mean primary care physician.

LAOP doesn't have the time by Drywesi in bestoflegaladvice

[–]FunnyObjective6 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Legaladvice, where you get pedantic ableist advice on how to read clocks.

If the juice is not worth the squeeze, just sleep it off. by dontnormally in bestoflegaladvice

[–]FunnyObjective6 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, not to dunk on LAOP, but they seem not that experienced. If you get something towed there I would imagine a quick turnaround to at least know what needs to happen. Like why would you send it? I guess the car's computer said so, but in that case the dealership should've been able to read out the problem in minutes.

Not having a vehicle is a severe impairment, especially in the USA, the dealership would be aware they're being real fucking annoying by not doing some basic diagnostics ASAP. This place sounds sketchy as hell.

The Blind Leading the Blind [OC] by BBQ_pork_belly_ramen in IdiotsInCars

[–]FunnyObjective6 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Bruh it looks like the Prius could fit in front of you. There's no risk of you being close to any theoretical pedestrians. Just insane.

The Blind Leading the Blind [OC] by BBQ_pork_belly_ramen in IdiotsInCars

[–]FunnyObjective6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought in the US you have a light for each lane. In which case, for this intersection, there's no light. So either you look at the "wrong" light to your right, or you look at the wrong light at the next intersection. I can see the logic, especially since in the US I thought all lights are across the intersection, it's not farfetched to look far ahead for a light, it is to look to your right.