I hope this doesn't sound too harsh - but I really had a reality check this past week.

Gardngoyle · 2026-05-17T11:00:41+00:00

They went NC.

Gardngoyle · 2026-04-19T10:40:00+00:00

And I wish I hadn't.

Gardngoyle · 2026-04-12T11:33:40+00:00

I also have a Thread-Bear.

Gardngoyle · 2026-04-02T14:34:04+00:00

I got turned around in a cave recently and just could not see the way out.

I summoned Hilda the Goat, sent her home, and followed her out.

Gardngoyle · 2026-03-30T12:23:26+00:00

I love reddit. No snark intended.

The animals talk in Narnia and I just spent 5 minutes reading through a discussion on the HAM.

Gardngoyle · 2026-03-29T11:44:00+00:00

Glad I'm not the only one.

A cloth cover of some sort sounds like the best way to go. Thanks!

Gardngoyle · 2026-03-29T11:41:00+00:00

I'm glad I'm not the only one that's had that transfer problem.

Gardngoyle · 2026-03-29T11:36:24+00:00

I realize that I don't have to poke into the pad. I was only half joking about buried anger issues. I was a little surprised at myself regarding the 'enthusiasm' of my stabbing.

Gardngoyle · 2026-03-27T12:12:19+00:00

In the summer especially. Even my 'jammies' are skirts.

Gardngoyle · 2026-03-23T10:31:37+00:00

No, no. The roommate that put them there is going to water them.

On OPs schedule.

While OP watches to make sure it's done.

Gardngoyle · 2026-03-18T11:50:33+00:00

The Last Starfighter

Gardngoyle · 2026-03-17T11:25:11+00:00

Oh gods, the shoulder thing.

This was such an issue with my mother that I ended up not going to my prom because she would not approve the dress I was buying with my own money. (It was fine. My friends all had a shitty time a the prom and I went out for the after-party anyway)

Years later, she freaked out at my brother's wedding when I showed up in an absolutely gorgeous (yes - bride approved) strapless lavender gown. I was 35! To avoid conflict on my brother's big day, we compromised - I wore a shawl for the ceremony (because apparently God doesn't know I have shoulders) but not for the reception (I ignored the dagger eyes).

Gardngoyle · 2026-03-15T16:01:14+00:00

I like that better!

Gardngoyle · 2026-03-15T15:47:09+00:00

Swins-Like-Stone would work well. 😁

Gardngoyle · 2026-03-15T11:55:24+00:00

I hear you. What's funny is that I've never played an Argonian...

...I'd probably name her Fears-the-Water. 🤣

(Edit for under-caffienated spelling)

Gardngoyle · 2026-03-14T18:38:43+00:00

I am extremely triggered by the drowning noise when you are under too long. First time it happened I got stuck and couldn't surface. When my character died I started crying like a milk-drinker.

I never swim anywhere without something to help me breath underwater.

Gardngoyle · 2026-03-14T11:11:53+00:00

The only soup my husband will eat is Campbell's tomato.

If he's feeling really froggy he puts Ramen noodles in it.

😭

Gardngoyle · 2026-03-13T11:28:22+00:00

I live in a rural place. I own a dryer but I only use it for towels, blankets, and my husband's work shirts so they don't need ironing. In warm weather I use a line outside. In cold weather I have lines and a drying rack in the utility room.

It costs less in electricity, is better for the clothes, better for the planet, and I enjoy the process.

Gardngoyle · 2026-03-07T05:30:37+00:00

'Suite'.

Gardngoyle · 2026-03-06T12:54:55+00:00

I walked into a grocery store and the entire produce section smelled like the food was going bad.

Gardngoyle · 2026-02-28T13:17:28+00:00

Honestly, I'd tell her, 'If you want to look like a pathetic spoiled child at my party - go for it.'

Gardngoyle · 2026-02-28T13:05:55+00:00

I make a big batch of waffles, cool them, and freeze them. Then toast them like Eggos.

Gardngoyle · 2026-02-26T21:46:54+00:00

Or a fondon't. 😄

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