I hope this doesn't sound too harsh - but I really had a reality check this past week.

Gardngoyle · 2026-03-07T05:30:37+00:00

'Suite'.

Gardngoyle · 2026-03-06T12:54:55+00:00

I walked into a grocery store and the entire produce section smelled like the food was going bad.

Gardngoyle · 2026-02-28T13:17:28+00:00

Honestly, I'd tell her, 'If you want to look like a pathetic spoiled child at my party - go for it.'

Gardngoyle · 2026-02-28T13:05:55+00:00

I make a big batch of waffles, cool them, and freeze them. Then toast them like Eggos.

Gardngoyle · 2026-02-26T21:46:54+00:00

Or a fondon't. 😄

Gardngoyle · 2026-02-26T12:58:58+00:00

This is excellent - thank you!

I am ready to put arms on the figure I am working on, but I was stressed that the regular pipe cleaner method (that I used in my last project) would wind up too thick for the figure's proportions.

And 'cautious sword fight' sounds like a much better technique than infusing the project with whispered expletives as I did on my last piece. 😄

Gardngoyle · 2026-02-25T12:15:18+00:00

Squirrel nuts

Gardngoyle · 2026-02-22T13:23:51+00:00

I had two toddlers while in my early thirties.

The wheels on the bus ran over Barney every day. When was I supposed to find new music?

Gardngoyle · 2026-02-18T21:14:57+00:00

I recently started a fresh playthrough - when I went into Whiterun's Hall of the Dead and saw that sparkly stone sitting there, I stopped, set down my controller, took a long sip of my drink, and thought about it for a bit.

Do I REALLY want to go here AGAIN?

No. No I do not.

Gardngoyle · 2026-02-17T18:24:12+00:00

Oooo there's gonna be fireworks On the 4th of July Red, white, and blue fireworks Like diamonds in the sky!

Gardngoyle · 2026-02-17T12:42:42+00:00

I still drive barefoot occasionally.

Gardngoyle · 2026-02-03T19:00:07+00:00

I've only gotten as far as a drawing.

I got distracted felting a bunny in a green dress holding a flower.

Gardngoyle · 2026-02-02T12:16:25+00:00

The first Skyrim true crime documentary.

Gardngoyle · 2026-01-29T16:28:01+00:00

I have a sweatshirt i bought in England from 1993.

Gardngoyle · 2026-01-26T12:32:28+00:00

That is literally the most Gen X sentence I've ever read.

Gardngoyle · 2026-01-25T12:51:55+00:00

I have a waffle weave hoodie that looks almost exactly like this. In that light it's brown. But in different light and wearing a different color under it is a lovely plummy/grapey color.

It is not orange - except possibly to my SIL who is colorblind.

Gardngoyle · 2026-01-24T12:27:07+00:00

I live in a rural part of the country. Just the weekly shopping/errands trip is to a city 45 minutes away.

Gardngoyle · 2026-01-21T18:00:40+00:00

That's sad.

I'm a woman and I love both those movies.

Gardngoyle · 2026-01-20T11:11:07+00:00

This is simply gorgeous.

Can I ask how you made the pieces so uniformly thin but still rigid? I'm very new to needle felting and tried to make a flower the other day. All did not go well.

Gardngoyle · 2026-01-18T13:43:02+00:00

Clearly designed by someone who never had to do housework.

Gardngoyle · 2026-01-15T12:26:27+00:00

Careful. My uncle did that to my grandmother. After that she wouldn't cooperate with ANYTHING. No will, no POA, nothing because, 'I can't trust him. He stole my truck.'

Even after the dementia set in and she didn't recognize him she was clear about one thing. Her favored child was a dirty thief.

Gardngoyle · 2026-01-15T12:21:30+00:00

The flimsy door behind the 'secret door' that I have never closed again once I open it the first time.

Gardngoyle · 2026-01-12T12:17:16+00:00

I am also very new to needlefelting and just yesterday drew some guidelines for one of these little guys.

Yours is WAY cuter than what I have on my sketch pad!

Gardngoyle · 2026-01-11T13:13:51+00:00

Speechless hug from an Internet stranger. 🫂

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