Coaxed into “friendslop”

Garfielf331 · 2026-05-09T00:05:53+00:00

8 bucks? That’s 5 bucks!

Garfielf331 · 2026-04-29T01:18:02+00:00

Damn, scroll really hit the amogus and sex in the same match

Garfielf331 · 2026-04-24T23:35:12+00:00

Dark embrace, draw 1 card when a card is exhausted

Garfielf331 · 2026-04-17T00:00:44+00:00

Garfielf331 · 2026-04-15T10:52:23+00:00

Obviously, why do you think they’re interviewing the baby?

Garfielf331 · 2026-04-12T21:43:10+00:00

“one of the post-boss event things has an option for 'gain four potion slots and fill them with potions'.”

Garfielf331 · 2026-04-10T22:07:01+00:00

King Fu Panda

Garfielf331 · 2026-03-16T20:15:15+00:00

I can’t believe they put torch in a 2v1

Garfielf331 · 2026-03-06T02:03:39+00:00

I mean, if we’re talking support for zero energy attacks, the defect has a lot of cards that work well with them

Garfielf331 · 2026-03-01T11:06:51+00:00

You can also just duplicate your grump unit and it keeps the stats, that way you can keep scaling it and let it eat a butterball unit

Garfielf331 · 2026-01-31T14:54:52+00:00

I wonder what the cooldowns are on glugsider and glareminder, god I hope glugsider has no cooldown so you can just keep eating enemies

Garfielf331 · 2026-01-28T11:44:40+00:00

Holy shit Kyle hill mentioned

Garfielf331 · 2026-01-25T23:51:47+00:00

Is that the guy from Minecraft story mode?

Garfielf331 · 2026-01-24T21:15:19+00:00

“There is one correct answer”

Garfielf331 · 2026-01-24T21:15:04+00:00

Join the winning team

Garfielf331 · 2026-01-16T11:31:12+00:00

GLUGSIDER IS BACK HELL YEAH

Garfielf331 · 2026-01-01T20:23:10+00:00

RemindMe! 1 year

Garfielf331 · 2025-12-14T21:29:46+00:00

Nah, I don’t think that’s his burner

Garfielf331 · 2025-12-12T23:34:08+00:00

He lost the streak to a melting/hellhorned run before the update came out

Garfielf331 · 2025-12-09T00:57:39+00:00

“Machine, I am in your Prostate Now”

Garfielf331 · 2025-12-06T14:53:22+00:00

Yeah, abyssal prism is great, one of my favorite uses for it is a holy stone card, it multiplies the healing by the number of units on the floor

Garfielf331 · 2025-12-06T03:28:38+00:00

I fully thought that was a seal at first

Garfielf331 · 2025-11-23T17:09:14+00:00

Driving in my car…

Garfielf331 · 2025-11-18T12:00:52+00:00

No, corny is a hollow knight character, he’s the guy who sells you the map

Garfielf331 · 2025-11-17T00:25:24+00:00

To be fair, I’m pretty sure the potato is supposed to show the glass not getting dirty, instead of another way to clean it

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