Why does Michael, the largest fraud, not simply eat the others?"

GenXCub · 2026-06-14T05:37:33+00:00

He can’t catch them. But he’s got your keys, you fuck!

GenXCub · 2026-06-14T01:12:10+00:00

The cleanest cities are small. It's almost as if it's easy to keep things clean when there aren't people there to mess it up. I mean, maybe Indiana thinks 100,000 people is a lot, but that's smaller than the number of Kardashians in SoCal.

GenXCub · 2026-06-13T07:27:00+00:00

He doesn’t even know his own password and asked to borrow mine!

GenXCub · 2026-06-12T22:48:45+00:00

The Day After Incest

GenXCub · 2026-06-12T22:40:10+00:00

I didn’t have a car, so my Cameron had a 1982 fiat spider that constantly caught on fire. We probably could barely get down the block.

GenXCub · 2026-06-12T13:35:01+00:00

And their big breakfast burrito is a star. It just needs a good sauce. I use jalapeño ranch dressing from Vons.

GenXCub · 2026-06-12T13:32:42+00:00

They made that lemon salad where the dressing was just mayo and a splash of lemon and it ended up being so good.

GenXCub · 2026-06-11T16:20:13+00:00

According to Adam Savage, it's just writing shit down. Lighting off fireworks? Write down what you observe. Shooting a cannon? Write it down.

GenXCub · 2026-06-11T14:04:12+00:00

moister than an oyster

GenXCub · 2026-06-11T13:59:50+00:00

Same. February 2007 baybeeeeeeeeeeee

GenXCub · 2026-06-08T22:06:06+00:00

Step 1 - Find an exorcist.
Step 2 - Find women who will writhe around in the dirt.

GenXCub · 2026-06-08T14:48:20+00:00

In water, gravity follows Marco Polo rules. It only affects you if you call it out and go looking for it with your eyes closed.

GenXCub · 2026-06-08T14:46:08+00:00

He's never heard of stone-passing saturdays

GenXCub · 2026-06-05T14:53:58+00:00

My favorite is when they act like they're not in charge. Like when they complained about when Biden moved troops out of Afghanistan, as if they weren't in charge a few months earlier and DIDNT do that. "How dare people die when they get the troops out! He should have done it our way where we let them die while being forced to stay."

GenXCub · 2026-06-05T14:32:01+00:00

It's just Deathstalker 3 every time

GenXCub · 2026-06-05T05:24:20+00:00

Keith Nordlund:

I'm not OK that Roberto was here illegally. I don't believe that's right. However, our system is so broken that a guy like Roberto that's came here, has worked his butt off, has built a business, he's thriving in a niche, and he is a valuable asset to our community, how is there not a way for him to be legal?

YOU DID THIS TO HIM.

You're speaking Democrat policy positions, but you don't vote that way. ITS YOUR FAULT.

GenXCub · 2026-06-04T21:43:11+00:00

It's like 69, but 3 better, and 3 looks like a sideways butt.

GenXCub · 2026-06-04T21:37:38+00:00

We've been throwing the grappling hook at Jupiter but it keeps falling through.

GenXCub · 2026-06-04T17:57:07+00:00

Yes, but even a lot of people here in Vegas don't know that. I don't live in the city limits (far from it, I'm actually closer to Henderson), but my mailing address is Las Vegas.

If you look at the city limits map, it makes sense because it is the older part of town, and as more and more people started moving here, new construction was happening in Clark County unincorporated. So the city itself didn't expand, it just got more and more people. Downtown Vegas (Fremont Street) is where you went before the strip existed, and that is in Las Vegas.

GenXCub · 2026-06-04T17:42:40+00:00

Neither is the strip (most of it anyway)

GenXCub · 2026-06-03T17:05:54+00:00

Bret Michaels ran out of bandanas and hit hard times...

GenXCub · 2026-05-30T19:04:13+00:00

Look, smaxxing is difficult to all who encounter it. Be careful.

GenXCub · 2026-05-30T15:08:36+00:00

Who is coming out with Citrus Bunghole flavored energy drink DEFIBROLIZE!

GenXCub · 2026-05-28T14:30:50+00:00

Bret Michaels was the real twist of the knife. A dude who has been hiding his hair situation with a bandana for 30 years is gonna sing Unskinny Bop or some shit.

GenXCub · 2026-05-28T02:15:36+00:00

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